Cute News

Hollywood's hottest new couple was out last night for a little din-din at Ruth's Chris Steak House in Los Angeles. Cutie pies Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were photographed leaving the restaurant.

It's been a long time since there was such a cute young couple in Hollywood which means this relationship probably won't last long. I hope they stay together for ever and ever case they're both hot and would make some beautiful babies. I love that shirt Taylor Swift is wearing but I have no clue what the hell it is.

Ladies and genitalia, I bring you Chelsea Handler on the cover of the December issue of Playboy magazine.

She's got a hot little body! Chelsea revealed her cover during Jay Leno's show last night. She got in shape for the issue by not drinking "for like a day and a half." The spread includes a photo of her in an apron and mini dress while making a Christmas dinner with Chuy.

If Chelsea's doing the cover of Playboy, I think we need Chuy to do a pictorial for Playgirl. How hot would that be? It wouldn't be hot at all but it would be interesting!

Michelle Obama looks fabulous on the cover of the November issue of Glamour magazine! She's rocking a hot red dress, a classic hair style, and the whole look reminds me of Jackie O.

In the Women of the Year issue, Michelle talks about our obsession with her fashion, being a working mom while raising two girls, and even gives relationship advice. I never thought I'd get pointers on dating from the First Lady!

"Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long. Then it's 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good."

Michelle's right, you've gotta have real feelings for the man besides feeling how thick his wallet is. Cute does only last so long cause then they start balding and getting hair in new places like their ears. That's when a few shots of Cuervo come in handy on a nightly basis.

So I already hooked up the men for the day so it's time for a little fun for the ladies. He may not be naked, but we can all dream what's hiding behind those blue jeans.

Taylor Lautner is looking gorgeous as usual in these pics from a Rolling Stone photo shoot. You can still see those beautiful abs through that wet white t-shirt and buddy do they look edible! He's even showing off his gymnastic skills but I wanna see his skills in the bedroom.

When Vivienne and Knox were photographed in an airport in January, I said they were cute simply because of their DNA. I wasn't sold, I was just being nice cause they did look odd and bloated in the face. 

Over the weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie allowed their 14-month-old twins to see the light of day when they visited an ice cream store in Amman, Jordan. Knox Leon looks like Jayden James in the picture above and he already looks like he should be in a science laboratory conducting research. I think it's how his hair is combed and the color of his shirt.

Vivienne and Knox are growing up so fast and they're adorable now. I just wanna eat 'em up. No seriously, Brangelina's twins remind me of marshmallows. Which is a good thing cause they honestly looked like chickens before.

Levi McConaughey is adorable! He got it from his mama. He doesn't really look like Matthew McConaughey, me thinks, but it's not like Matthew cares. He loves his ethnic woman.

Levi was spotted walking around with Camila Alves' mother and he looks so confused by the paparazzos! Luv those kicks.

Britney Spears was photographed at a public pool in Marina Del Rey, California, over the weekend. Marina Del Rey is on the outskirts of L.A. It's near Venice, LAX, and nowhere near Sunset Blvd., Hollywood Blvd., Santa Monica or any other spot where the paparazzi breed and thrive.

Britney Spears' sons are too cute for their own good. They're gonna be such pimps! Look at how Brit dresses 'em up in stunna shades and pimp caps. Every time I see pics of Ms. Spears and her boo boos, my ice cold heart melts a little. She seems to love being a mother and motherhood looks good on her.

If you missed America's Got Talent last night, then you missed one hell of a little singer!

 
Ciana Pelekai Singing At Last

Eight year old Ciana Pelekai took the stage last night wowing the audience and judges when she sang Etta Jame's At Last. This girl has a great voice for being 8 years old! She's the next Britney Spears in the making; lets just pray the craziness and head shaving doesn't come with it.

Angelina Jolie's son, Maddox, looks like the star in the picture instead of momma Ang.

Maddox should have a class for celeb kids called 'How To Look Like A Playground Pimp, And Act Like One Too'. The kid handles the paparazzi like a pro! Pimping ain't easy when you're a Jolie-Pitt.

Sarah Jessica Parker is talented and smart!

Shortly following many marriage trouble rumors, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick announced that they were expecting twin daughters via a surrogate mother! Yep, way smart. That's how you silence tabloid writers.

This picture came out yesterday and I was terrified to post it cause I didn't know who would try to bill me $15k for doing so, but I decided to give it a try. Here's Sarah, hubby Matthew Broderick and their six year-old biological son Jamie Wilkie. What a gorgeous family!