Archive for the 'Cute' Category

Kingston Rossdale’s Birthday Party Pictures

May 27th, 2008

Gwen Stefani’s spoiled brat, Kingston Rossdale, turned 2 years old. They celebrated the day with Kate Beckingsale and her daughter.

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Shiloh Jolie Pitt Turns 2 Years Old Today & Brangelina’s Kids Speak French!

May 27th, 2008

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrates her birthday today. She was born May 27, 2006, in Namibia, Africa.”Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born,” mom Angelina Jolie has said.

Following in her parents’ glamorous footsteps, Shiloh filmed a small spot in her dad’s upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old.
A friend of Brangelina’s said,

“She is stunning… just like Angie. You can’t believe she’s not a doll.”


She is currently in Cannes, France, where the pregnant-with-twins Jolie has hinted she may give birth. Luckily, Shiloh won’t have a problem burbling out the language.

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

Gawd, Brad Pitt and Angelina have some cultured, intelligent kids. If only I wasn’t too old for adoption. Angie, not only am I potty trained, but I can cook, clean and babysit too. Disclaimer: I’ll also try my best to drug and hump your man. Just consider it a trade off for free nanny services.


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Lindsay Lohan is Really Into Fish Tacos

May 23rd, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at P. Diddy’s Cannes yacht party last night.

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I don’t think it’s a stretch if I say Lindsay Lohan has never looked happier than she does when she’s with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.In fact, Lindsay actually looked really gorgeous and her hair isn’t even dark. I also like her whore dress. Whores know how to rock the whore dresses just right, with confidence. You can’t go skank and then tug on your shit all night because you don’t want an upskirt. Instead you wear short skirts and dresses, then bend over. That’s how you do it. And her heels are cute too.

I can’t hate. This is true lust and I’m happy for the both of them! :)


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It’s The Newlyweds

May 21st, 2008

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One day after quietly tying the knot, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren step out Tuesday at the Celebration of Mentoring Awards and Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where Warren and pal Baron Davis were honored. The two received the humanitarian award for producing the documentary Made in America about gang violence in L.A.


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New Shiloh Jolie Pitt Pictures

May 20th, 2008

Shiloh’s gorgeous! Sixhead and all. Her hair has grown out and she looks like a doll, the perfect mix of her mom and dad’s genes. I can’t wait until Angie’s fraternal twin daughters get here. Sumthin’ tells me one is gonna be gorgeous, the other fug.
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He’s Getting so Big!

May 14th, 2008

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Hey, look! Tori Spelling poses with her cute son, Liam, as part of Skechers’ new Nothing Compares to Family campaign, which includes a charitable element.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Magic Mountain Party

May 14th, 2008

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Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon made up for their intimate wedding with a celebration at Six Flags Magic Mountain Theme Park Tuesday evening.

The park was decorated with pink and purple balloons and a banner which read: ‘Mariah and Nick - A Love Story.’

Both Carey, 38, and Cannon, 27, are in the mood to celebrate.

“[Nick's] plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” Carey gushed to Ellen Degeneres Tuesday. “We’re just going to have another one [wedding] next year.”

Mariah and Nick are too cute for words. Hope everything works out when all this lust crap wears off and Nick wakes up next to Mariah’s 45-year-old nipples hanging beside her belly button.


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