I know I may be missing out on something good, but I haven't watched the Real Housewives of New Jersey primarily because the b*tches on the show are ugly and there's only so much of a Jersey accent that I can ingest in small amounts at a time.

That's not true. I love accents, but the 'New Jersey' cast members are hard on the eyes, Danielle Staub being one of 'em. She looks all knifed up. She was able to cock block the release of her sex tape with ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski, but there's a second tape of Danielle and another man that will be released soon.

In the video, Danielle gives head and she does "sex acts" on herself.

Danielle and her pierced you know what can be seen engaging in “some missionary, some doggy style, and some pile-driving” with the unidentified male in the 45 minute tape. “You really don’t see her partner’s face, just his condom-covered member. At least she’s practicing safe sex.”

I feel like these women in their 40's, e.g. Rielle Hunter, are trying to channel their youth and they're so desperate to do so that they make a sex tape in order to feel sexy. But what do I know? I could just be jealous because I wish I made some sex tapes with some of the hot menz that I've... played Monopoly and watched cartoons with. Keeping it clean for the kids.