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Tina Fey appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and she told the man whore that she didn't become a woman until she married her husband when she was 24.

Tina was hilarious, talking about the "gay magic" that was involved in getting her dolled up for her Harper's Bazaar photoshoot, but when Dave went on to talk about celebrities who lost their virginity later in life, Tina got a little uncomfy. Tina blamed her late blooming on her Christian values or being homely.

You know all those girls who were getting poked at 14 are single mothers of three kids, waiting in anticipation for their welfare checks or living with their parents after their ex pulled a Jon Gosselin and moves onto a barely legal bimbo.

Good for her!

David Letterman isn't just a staff f*cker but he's also a dog for not automatically apologizing to his wife Regina Lasko for his horny behavior.

Sources say Dave didn't want to do the public apology to Regina but she told him he better "make an apology to let everyone know how sorry he was for how much he hurt and humiliated her." You go girl, I just hope you leave the cheating old fart now that you know how scandalous he is. Regina was on point and made Dave go over his apology with her before he did it on the air.

She demanded that he go over with her exactly what he was going to tell viewers and studio audience members on Monday. She was even willing to allow him to make “one or two jokes to be a part of it as long as they weren’t at her expense.”

Dave took it too far and threw in more jokes about the situation than he and Regina had discussed. She's still angry with the fool and feels his joking matter with the 'I'm sorry' speech lessened the sincerity of the apology itself.

I predict they will stay together through the holidays for their son but will divorce soon after the first of the year. That's really saying a lot because I would have locked the door and thrown his crap out the window once I heard he had been poking his employees.

TMZ reported that Stephanie Birkitt has been banned from the CBS set where the Late Show with Serial Cheater is filmed.

Stephanie used to be Dave's assistant, but slept her way to the top and became his personal attorney. Worldwide Pants, Dave's production company, has issued the following statement: "Stephanie is on paid leave of absence ... she has not been banned from the Ed Sullivan Theatre."

However, TMZ reports that on-set security received a "verbal order that she is banned from the property for the time being."

Headlines mentioning that Stephanie is banned are sensational and make her sound like a stalker, naturally I'm all for both of those advantages, but even if she isn't banned, the last place Steph wants to be is the CBS set. It's obvious that this home-wrecking slut is in hiding, as she should be.

If Stephanie Birkitt had a job on the Late Show with David Letterman, it's not available now!

TMZ is reporting that Stephanie Birkitt has been banned from the set where the Late Show is filmed. They have enough to deal with since Dave has talked about the scandal on his show, and I'm sure they don't need her there to add to the drama.

In other sex with your assistant news, sources say Joe Halderman began the extortion plot as a way to get revenge on Dave for having affairs with his staff.

"This wasn't about money, not money alone. This was revenge. It was about making Letterman miserable. "He wants to hurt Letterman as much as he can, and he wanted to hurt the girl, too," said the source.

The only thing that could make this whole employee humping saga any better, is if there's a Stephanie Birkitt & Dave Letterman sex tape hitting the Internet. Watching Dave have sex is a repulsive thought but it's just like a car accident... You don't want to look but you can't pull your eyes away from the carnage.

David Letterman's former personal assistant Stephanie Birkitt kept a diary in which she detailed her sexcapades with her former boss.

According to Stephanie's diary, Letterman would drive Stephanie to her Norwalk, Conn., home at least once a week. She was sharing the house with Robert Halderman, the alleged extortioner, since he divorced his wife in 2004.

Stephanie and David also hiked together while her boyfriend Joe stayed at home. Steph told Joe that Letterman was just a good "friend."

Robert found the diary in December and discovered that Stephanie Birkitt was with him and David at the same time. The wheels in his head also began turning and he decided to try to get $2 million from Dave.

Robert copied the diary and included it in his ransom package which included a note requesting $2 million dollars or else Dave's sexual affairs could even be made into a feature film. This Robert dude needs meds!

Stephanie also told Robert that she wants to have children with him and that she would make a lot of money working as David's personal lawyer, a job the late night host offered Stephanie after she graduated from college.

This is one of the messiest stories I have ever reported on in three years of blogging! I honestly don't feel sorry for anyone. David's a dog, Stephanie's a dog, and Robert's a pig! Karma is delivering like Domino's.

The woman at the center of David Letterman's sticky situation, Stephanie Birkitt wrote in her diary that she was sexing Dave even after she moved in with Robert "Joe" Halderman, Letterman's alleged extortioner.

Dave would also drive Stephanie Birkitt to the house she shared with Robert Halderman from 2004 until recently. And after she graduated from Benjamin Cardozo Law School, Letterman offered her a job as his personal lawyer! God dayum, that's how a true player rolls! Bill Clinton promised Monica Lewinsky a job, Dave told Stephanie she could be his lawyer. Such lying, extreme opportunists!

Stephanie, 35, and Letterman, 62, even went hiking together as early as last fall. They were at David's Montana ranch with his longtime girlfriend turned wife, Regina Lasko.

David and Stephanie have no shame. They're actually perfect for each other.

Unlike when David Letterman announced that he had affairs last week, on Monday's Late Show, the late night host was pretty serious. He said it never occurred to him that his female staff would be harassed now for something he did in the past. Weird.

He also said that his wife Regina Lasko is "horribly hurt" by his actions. Dunno if it's just me, but I think Dave gets choked up a bit when he says that he has his work cut out for him in order to repair his marriage.

Dave's been cheating for a long time and we may never know how many co-workers or women in general he was with during his relationship with Regina. She must be wondering the same thing. As a Letterman fan, I believe that his grown folk's business is his own damn business. But Regina? Damn, I wouldn't wanna be her.

Holly Hester's first job in television was interning for David Letterman in the early 90's. Holly was a college student when Dave called her and asked her to go to the movies with him. From there the two began a secret f*ckship that lasted a year.

Holly says that no one on the staff had any clue that they were dating. Holly says, "I was madly in love with him at the time. I would have married him. He was hilarious."

After a year, Davey dumped Holly and he blamed it on their difference in age. I'm fluent in Dumb A*s B*tch, and for Holly to say that she "was madly in love" with Dave is not something you say about someone you dislike or someone who you feel wronged you. You just don't. You may feel that way, but you eliminate the mush.

Something tells me Holly actually believed that Dave dumped her because he's much older - something he knew before he asked her out and something he really doesn't care about till this day. Dave was going for younger women, hoping they wouldn't get attached, have baggage, or want him to put a ring on it like older mistresses would. Does she not get it? I'm not so sure that she does.

David Letterman would allegedly surround his peen with a bevy of beautiful young staffers, and he favored uterus owners when it came to promotions.

Holly Hester sexed Dave in the early '90s while she was an NYU student. The affair went on for a year. Laurie Diamond was also another personal assistant of Dave's.

Sources said that Dave's fondness for Laurie - who worked for him in the '80s - made her a conceited pain in the a*s,

"She was very content to go around saying, 'Dave wants this. Dave wants that. Dave wants a BLT,' but the BLT would actually be for her. She's just a jerk, but she was a beautiful woman."

Does the source think that Stephanie Birkitt is a beautiful woman, or that Dave's wife, Regina Lasko, is? Cause Dave seems to like his b*tches homely and borderline butch! Not exactly my idea of "beautiful," but beauty is in the eye of the horny cheater.

The late night comedian's grown folk's business was apparently business as usual to members of David Letterman's employees.

An unnamed former Late Show With David Letterman staffer  said that she's "not surprised" that this story has come out, adding that "even the interns" knew what was going on with the 62 year-old unfaithful slut. Stephanie Birkitt was not the only one.

"It wasn't a big deal because he wasn't married. And we heard he had a girlfriend (Regina Lasko, whom Letterman married in March 2009), but she never came around, so it just wasn't a big deal."

People on David Letterman's staff "genuinely like him and respect him." It's like they abide by some kind of boy's code. While another close source says that their 15-hour workdays made it difficult to resist sh*tting where you eat. Well it's a good thing that employee's name wasn't printed because he or she must be doing some lie telling and two-timing.

Blaming infidelity on a crazy work schedule is for the weak. Sh*ting where you eat and saying you do so cause you're a slut is for the brave and proud. Seriously, some of our nation's finest, past and present, are our service men and women who cheat about as often as Kevin Federline eats.