Jon Gosselin "cheated" on Kate Gosselin's 34th birthday because he spent the day with his 23 year-old side dish Deanna Hummel.

Jon Gosselin also didn't buy Kate birthday present while he was out with Deanna. Does that make him a pig, or someone who doesn't wanna rub his relationship in his mistresses face? The world will never know. GASP!

Kate's birthday was March 28 and Deanna Hummel joined Jon at a festival where he "curled up" on Deanna and drank free Budweisers. So scandalous!

As the night wore on, Jon and his hard-partying pals began "reeking of pot. I know that the kids he's hanging out with like a little herbal substance."

Jon and Deanna first met while partying at local bar Chill Lounge near his family's $1.1 million home in Wernersville, Pa. "Jon was a dirtball," Elyse Motague, the waitress Jon asked to have send Hummel a shot by way of introduction.

Kate Gosselin is still reaching for the sympathy vote. Silence. Cue up those violins and pass me the kleenex, b*tches. It's pity party time. Who's bringing the keg?

Kate said, "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing.

"I've been struggling with the question of 'Who is this person?' for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It's one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there's blaring, red flashing lights."

"You can't imagine yourself in a certain position when all this first happens, but you can do it over some months. It's a lot like when I was first pregnant with the babies, and it was pure shock and denial. But over time I imagined six cribs in my house, and six car seats. When your mind is ready to go there, you can accept any number of scenarios."

Kate does have hope, however, that her marriage can be saved. "I will never give up hope that every member of our family can be absolutely happy again," she says.

Meanwhile, Kate was spotted walking around in a mini-skirt with her alleged lover Steve Nelid, whom she apparently is more affectionate with than her hubby Jon.

Kate Gosselin is a really sweet person and a supportive, understanding wife. Kate Gosselin was on Larry King Live last night to promote her new book Eight Little Faces when Larry read Jon Gosselin's statement where he denies having an affair with 23 year-old school teacher Deanna Hummel.

Kate took the time to insult her hubby. Again. Such a b*tch!

"I am not a celebrity. I am a mom and a wife. And I feel that Jon is having difficult times realizing that, you know, you can't go to the grocery store without people whipping out their cell phones, calling everyone they know and taking pictures of you. He is dealing very poorly with it. And I feel like these, you know, things are making him realize, oh, my gosh, I cannot go anywhere without everyone knowing.

I look at life as a glass half full is my attitude. And I feel like we have learned a lot, the kids have gained a lot. We have benefited a lot. And life lessons is -- you will see in our show. And this is full of life lessons. Life happens. And, you know, we all have to react to what happens to us. And I choose happiness. And I choose to survive anything."

Jon Gosselin's alleged mistress Deanna Hummel isn't gorgeous by any means, but she's a freak.

Deanna's ex-boyfriend is selling a sex tape of him and Deanna Hummel before she became tabloid fodder. He's also posted screencaps like the one I posted above of Deanna and him making f*ck. He's trying to sell the footage to the highest bidder. I wanna call him an a-hole, and he is one, but I also blame the recession. Is this f*cktard working? Did he lose his 401k? And I guess Deanna cheated on him and he's getting his revenge. I can't say that I wouldn't do the same thing. This is the sole benefit of making a sex tape. If you have footage with the right person you can really cash in; of course you'd be selling your soul in the process. 

Hello world! This is a new site, Deannahummel.com, owned by one of Hummel's ex-boyfriends.

When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn't surprised.

The Deanna I knew wasn't above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn't a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn't...yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites like porn.com about selling it.

If anyone is interested in making me an offer, please email me at sextape@deannahummel.com

The wicked wench known as Kate Gosselin, and mother of eight children with hubby Jon Gosselin, is speaking out on allegations that Jon's penis has been led to 23 year-old Deanna Hummel. Kate spoke with Entertainment Weekly about what she's going through, the tension and the stress.

EW: What did you think of the story and photo?

Kate: It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us.

EW: Will you address how the tabloid coverage has affected your life in the upcoming season on Jon and Kate, which begins May 25?

Kate: I think we will address the bigger picture, regarding the very public focus on our family and the stress it's caused in our relationship, but not necessarily any specific tabloid.

EW: That said, the latest tabloid coverage should only boost ratings for the fifth season of your show. Is this comforting, or troubling?

Kate: We are not concerned about the ratings right now. Our main focus is on our family and working through this.

"Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us."- I hope they're in marriage counselling right now cause it sounds like Kate will chop of Jon's scrotum before giving him any kind of sex again.

Jon Gosselin is being put on blast via Jason Hummel, Deanna Hummel's older brother. New details have emerged on how Jon's affair began. In mid-January he was at Chill Lounge (don't you love that name) in Reading, Pennsylvania, where he began feelin' Deanna, figuratively. The two both sent each other a $3 shot. Cheap!

Within one month, by mid-February, Jon began cuming to Deanna's house. Ummmmm, ummmm. On April 26, when Kate Gosselin was travelling, Jon and Deanna sunbathed on Jon's front lawn. This was just seven days after they left a club at 2 a.m. together.

At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would "pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He's a grown man."

He also adds, "A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

Also noteworthy, Jason is 29 years old but he sounds like a 19 year-old. He really isn't too credible at this point. Also noteworthy is that Jason has been in jail, was a drug addict, and Deanna says that he's "unemployed." He could be a total opportunist and I'm not completely sold that Jon has gotten to know Deanna biblically yet; but it's evident that Jon's at least having an emotional affair at this point, which will probably lead to a f*ckship if it hasn't already.

Jon and Kate receive $75,000 per Jon & Kate Plus 8 episode. Jon was sunbathing with this ho in his front lawn? I love it when men cheat. They are so bad at it.

Jon Gosselin hasn't followed Reality TV Husband 101 rules and was caught with 23 year-old friend of his Deanna Hummel at 2 a.m. in the morn, sans wedding ring.

Well Deanna is speaking out in his defense and alleges that Jon is not cheating on wife and mother of his eight kiddos, Kate Gosselin. We should believe her because?....

"We're just friends.It's absurd that anyone would think otherwise."

According to Hummel, she met Gosselin through a mutual pal a couple of months ago. Since then, the two have been hanging out. The social outings have included visits to each other's houses and nights out on the town, but always with others there, and it's always all innocent.

Hummel admits that the two did show up at Legends Bar in Reading, Pa., recently, but says a published photo of her driving Gosselin's car has been misinterpreted.

"He just got this new car and I wanted to drive it. I'm into cars. Because of who he is, it gets portrayed the wrong way, and it's unfair to him and his family. He did not by any means call me 'babe,' " she says. "Nobody calls me babe. That made me laugh."

Deanna also says that Jon is "married with eight children" and that she would never think of pursuing more than a friendship with him. She also said that Jon is "a very nice guy" which means that they are not f*cking, all. I can't remember the last time I was interested in "a very nice guy." Jon's penis belongs to Kate, literally. You know she's had him by the balls ever since the two met.

Jon Gosselin has been caught cheating on Kate Gosselin with a "beautiful young brunette." He was caught tongue f*cking her at a nearby motel on April 18th. As previously reported, Jon was spotted with a female that he was calling "babe" at a nightclub at 2 a.m. He also wasn't wearing his wedding band.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The celebrated TV dad was spotted by a security guard April 18 at a motel only a short distance from his 26-acre Pennsylvania estate. David Reitnauer told The ENQUIRER he saw Jon kissing the woman at the top of a side entrance stairwell on the second floor at the America’s Best Value Inn.

“It didn’t look like a friendly kiss. It looked like a romantic one - it lasted for about 10 seconds,” disclosed the guard.

I'm still shocked over this. I haven't watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 but if I were on the damn show, I wouldn't try to cheat and get away wit it!

Jon and Kate both have a whole lotta kids to raise on their own, which is pretty sad. Who's gonna wanna seriously date either of them long-term when there's that much work involved? I hope everything works itself out asap and that TLC will know a good thing when they see one; ratings will skyrocket after all this mess! Keeping my eyes crossed that Kate will keep the cameras rolling.

When you're famous, you basically have a GPS chip planted in your penis or your cooter. The paps will always be there to watch you slip; plus UsWeekly thinks that they're the new muthaeffing Sherlock Holmes - breaking LeAnn Rimes cheating scandal not too long ago - now they're at it again with Jon Gosselin of TLC's reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8.

I have yet to see a single episode, but bloggers and friends have told me that Jon's wife Kate Gosselin is a raging b*tch.

Jon was spotted leaving a Pennsylvania club at 2 a.m. with some mystery homewrecker named Deanna Hummel. John "could barely walk" and was calling his skank "babe."

The dad of 8 was overheard yelling, "Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!" before climbing into his Nissan Nismo. (She complied.) As cameras began snapping, he panicked, urging his female friend to "get in the car!" before speeding off hastily -- without even turning on the headlights.

Jon sent an emailed statement to Us.

"I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car. Yes, I have female friends -- but that is all she is. I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV."

Jon was spotted flirting with coeds at Juniata College in February when he reportedly told a chick that he's "getting divorced." Dunno about that fantasy divorce cause Jon's show is so lucrative, but he better start getting comfy with the couch and his hand stroke.