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So the other day I posted a photo of Demi Moore on the cover of W magazine because it looked as if part of her hip was missing in the picture. Demi posted a message on Twitter regarding the photo controversy and says her hips weren't altered. She also posted another version of the photo to prove she wasn't missing her curves.

"Here is the original image people my hips were not touched don't let these people bulls--- you!"

At least we finally have a celeb who will stick up for herself when we criticize the photo for looking over edited. Ya know why? Cause she's a sexy bitch who doesn't need some imaging nerd editing the hell out of her photo, because she just looks that damn good. I'd give my left boob to have a body as hot as Demi's, especially at 47 years old... But I still think her hip looks weird.

Women can be curvy whether they are fat or skinny and the world should embrace our curves cause they're sexy; but it's obvious the photo editors at W magazine want people to look like a walking stick when they appear on its cover. Poor Demi Moore is a victim of massive photo editing and she's missing part of her hip!

If you look closely, you can see where they have cut off part of her hip on the left side of her body, which looks totally awkward. Check out her thigh and where the sarong lays and you'll notice her hip is a good inch or two smaller than her thigh! Not only is she missing part of her hip, but it looks like they shrunk the entire left side of her waist from her ribs to her thigh.

And we wonder why young girls feel like they need to look a particular way (waif model thin) when celebrities are cut and pasted to hell to appear smaller than they are. Round of applause to the photo editors at W magazine for being complete editing tards.

Demi Moore is a hot momma who just turned 47 yesterday and is married to a funny, sometimes good looking (depends on the day) younger guy, so what more could she want in life? Better movie roles cause she feels like the ones she is interested in aren't coming to her. Instead, she believes those roles are being given to younger females.

"The frustrating part is that... I hate to say it's a function of my age - but yes, I think in some ways it is. The majority of (female) roles are geared between 25 and 35."

Don't be so down on yourself, Demi. You just need to look for roles more geared toward your age and not running around in a bikini like in Charlie's Angels. Although I do have to admit she was freakin' hot in that movie and she still is, but she may win an Oscar for a good mom role.

In the new issue of French Marie Claire, Ashton Kutcher's wife says that she hasn't had any work done.

Demi said,

“It’s completely false. I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them then I don’t see a problem.“But I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process. It’s a way to combat your neurosis.

“The scalpel won’t make you happy. For now I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”

Naturally Demi Moore's quote has sent some people into an angry frenzy. I remember watching Oprah when she mentioned how everyone tries to figure out how many surgeries Michael Jackson had. Lady O was just like, "IT'S HIS FACE!!!!!!" She was like,"It's his business, it's his face, he paid for plastic surgery with his own money, it's none of our business!" and I think the same thing.

Even if Demi got work done, she's still stunning! All the best surgeons on the planet can't make you look that damn good if you don't have good genes to work with. I rather know what she does to Ashton every night and how she got him to wife her. Cause when I'm Demi's age, I wanna toss out my hubby for a newer, sexier model. Kind of like all the things she had done to her face.

When Twitter user sandieguy sent the following message to Demi Moore's (mrskutcher) twitter page: I'm just wondering if anyone cares that I'm gonna kill myself now. Demi then responded to the message above by saying that she hopes sandieguy is joking. Demi posted sandieguy's message for all her Twitter followers, over 382k, to see.

Within an hour sandieguy posted another message saying "gbye... gonna kill myself now." Demi's Twitter followers then placed phone call after phone call to the San Jose police. The cops found the woman and said that she had not hurt herself, but they took her in to "get evaluated."

After Demi Moore found out that sandieguy was fine, she thanked her followers with the following message:

“Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD i am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman. I am inspired by the enormous response of humanity here and thank you… It is my understanding that the situation was not a joke and that through the collective efforts here action was taken to provide help!”

Maybe I have a heart of ice, but I just don't like suicidal attention whores. People who are serious about suicide don't sell 'I'm Gonna Kill Myself!' T-shirts on eBay and Tweet Demi Moore about their plans. Did this chick even scrape her skin with a knife? I need more deets.

And Demi is really a sweetheart, so considerate. I think I would be a little concerned too, though. If you can't type out three more letters to say "gbye" when you're signing off from earth, I'd say you sound pretty serious and have clearly lost the will to live.

Now if this isn't love, than I dunno what is.

Ashton Kutcher, aka aplusk on Twitter, posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's glorious, cellulite free, firm bootay. Can you tell that I'm equally as excited about her quality of ass cheek as Ashton is? That's because mine isn't anywhere near to being suitable for the above position or pose to be captured and posted online. But you'll know when it is as soon as it happens cause I'll be updating my MySpace photo and making a new avatar of it for here on POTP.

Demi Moore was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to promote her new movie 'Flawless' and talked about her recent trip to Australia and doing leech therapy as part of a cleansing process. She says the leeches actually release an enzyme that detoxifies your blood and they put the first one in her belly button... Ewwww! If you wanna get straight to the leech talk you can forward to about the 3:30 mark. It's crazy and definitely worth hearing her talk about!

Guests at Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday party at the trendy New York bar Socialista are being urged to get a Hepatitis A vaccination because one of the bartenders was infected.Among the A-listers at the Feb. 7 event: Kutcher's wife Demi Moore, Madonna, Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Salma Hayek.

The bartender also worked on Feb. 8 and Feb. 11.

"We are asking these bar patrons to get this vaccination as a precautionary measure," said Dr. Sharon Balter, medical epidemiologist at the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.

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 Seeing pics like this makes me want to be Ashton Kutcher's penis for a day. You gotta think he just bangs the wrinkles right out of her. Demi Moore's a sexy old bitch in these photos, isn't she? Alright she's not 'old' but she is a cougar.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore make a handy appearance at the opening of the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Sunday. Moore, along with ex Bruce Willis, was one of the restaurant chain's original financial backers.

Even though I think he's retarded for marrying a middle aged hag, they do look good together.

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