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I wonder if this is a position Denise Richards performs when she's getting her poke on with her buddies?

Denise on getting her needs met by f*ck buddies in hotels:

"You don't want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, 'Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.' But after going through a divorce, I'm like, 'Life is short, I wanna have a good time.'"

That's right Denise, bang 'em while you can. One of these days your naughty spot will be old, crusty and out of commission so put it to good use while men still want it.

Denise Richards told Howard Stern that she had three titty jobs. When Howard asked Denise if her bubes were real she said, "Um, natural on outside, on the inside they are not."

Denise said she got her plastic after moving to Los Angeles.

"I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!"

After her first operation, she said her breasts looked "way too big for my body."

So she had a second one.

"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good -- they were a D!"

The third procedure fixed everything.

"I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"

Denise Richards is right! It's good to do your research. Women have to get their boobs re-done/ lifted or something every few years after getting breast implants. Ya gotta have the funds to keep the girls in check.

What in the beer-induced stupor caused Denise Richards to croak out "Take me out to the ballgame" at the Chicago Cubs game on Friday?

Denise is tone deaf and shameless. B*tch should have been talking the lyrics and not singing them. Denise did look cute, though. I'll admit it, I'm shallow. If she looked cute that's kind of all that matters, right? Heh.

Also, I know this post is late, but I'm still workin' right now cause I slept for like 3 hours today after getting back from Berkeley and San Francisco this morning; gawd I love northern California. :)

The moment gossip bloggers have been waiting for went down last night.

Denise Richards has been voted off of Dancing With the Stars! Awwww.

After Richards and Madison both danced the salsa for the second time Tuesday, Richards scored two points higher from judges, but Madison had more viewer votes and got to stay on the show.

"I really didn't think I was going," Richards said on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! "I wished I lasted longer."

I actually think I'll miss her. Denise is one of the worst dancers on the show, but Steve Wozniak is the worst dancer of all time.

Denise Richards won't be getting any votes for her attitude, at least not the folks who work behind the scenes on the ballroom dancing reality hit.

"Denise Richards has already become the No. 1 least-liked contestant in the show's eight seasons." an anonymous veteran staffer snitched in a statement to the Chicago Sun-Times this week.

Show employees described Denise as an "insecure" and "demanding" canker sore who "complains about everything. It's really clear that she's one insecure woman. She's demanding and thinks she's smarter than the rest of us, it's really irritating."

Denise seems so stressed out that she's even on the show. She looks terrified during her routines! Good.

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Wait! I thought that show was canceled. Nuts! Now I feel compelled to watch it. Anyway the show is in for big changes. Originally the show featured Denise, her friends, her dad, and her kids.

Well Charlie Sheen was not happy about his kids being exploited so he tried to stop Denise. It didn't work the first season, but Charlie tried again recently and won. Charlie threatened E! and the shows producer, Ryan Seacrest with a whole bunch of legal mess, and they caved. So now the show is not allowed to feature Sam and Lola.

Now the show will be "hipper" and will feature Denise as a dating single mother who hangs out with her friends. Soooo, it's still about her being a crazy whore. It may work. In fact seeing Denise with her daughters made me feel bad for hating her because she is a decent mother and her kids are so cute. Now, with it just being about her and her vapid fuckery, I won't feel so conflicted.

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"It's coming back for another season," Richards told Us at the Panasonic Lounge at the Passion for Pink luxury suite in L.A. on Tuesday. "We start filming in a few months," Richards said.

I was honestly a lil suspicious that E! would pull the plug after only one season. It's not like her show was on NBC or Fox, two networks that drop shows when they begin.

I've only sat through about three episodes. Denise Richards doesn't affect my TiVo. Besides, she needs to stay on TV so people have more reasons to hate her. :) Karma.

Richards, turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.

"The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode," a source told "The Insider" yesterday. "But the audience has dropped off. "

It's gotta hurt when your reality show gets cancelled, not a scripted sitcom that gets dropped, but folks just don't care about your life. You're a has been. And your ex-hubby Charlie Sheen knocks up his new wife while you're still single and trying to think of what other husband you can steal now. Life is rough.

I wouldn't mind seeing some updated nude pics of Denise Richards, though. She's got great nips. Maybe she'll accept that offer from Playboy now.

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It was exactly a year ago when Denise Richards was on the prowl for her ex-husband Charlie Sheen's sperm because she wanted another baby. Denise didn't get the goods, his new wife, Brooke Mueller, has instead. She's knocked up, preggers, just like every other uterus in Hollywood under the age of 55.

Charlie says "Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100%, perhaps a boy awaits us."

They wed in Beverly Hills on May 30 and a few weeks ago Charlie said he's "the luckiest guy in the world" and him and his wife wanna have more than one kiddo.

I dunno how Denise is taking this, but I hope it's all captured on tape for her reality show. Husband stealers never prosper or get knocked up with their ex's sperm, if you wanna be specific. That's what you get, Denise.

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Heather Locklear is seeking treatment for psychological issues at an Arizona facility, her publicist confirms.

"Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says Locklear's rep, Cece Yorke."This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

How sad is this? Heather's "friend" steals her husband and now she's the one in a treatment facility for anxiety and depression?! If this shiz took place in the hood Denise would have been beat down in the street like she deserves! If there's one good thing about living in the hood it's always having friends who offer to eff people up who mess with you.

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