I LOVE it!!!! The newest installment of leaked Miley Cyrus myspace photos in her underwear prove that she's not only 15 (no one older than 17 thinks the 'I'm-hot-in-front-of-the-mirror' pics are cute), but they also showcase her slutitude. :)
The sex tape is comin' up fo sho!
Police arrested and charged a teenager Tuesday night at Nashville International Airport. Investigators said the 16-year-old planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Miley Cyrus concert.
"Sounds like a desperate cry for attention," said Tracey Gray, another airport visitor. "Handcuffs and duct tape are not going to get you where you want to go."
The teenager was taken to the Davidson County juvenile detention center where he was charged with felony terrorism. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved.
He supposedly used his mother's credit card to buy the airline ticket. The suspect got the date wrong for the concert. It takes place Friday night instead of earlier this week.
Charged with felony terrorism? Now that's a resume builder.
I feel sorry for this 16-year-old; he's obviously not right in da head. At 16, you should be masturbating, boozin' and getting high. Using mommy's credit card to get a plane ticket to ruin a Hannah Montana show should be something you aspire to do after receiving your high school diploma, not before.
It takes a true slut to spot a whore, and I've done just that. Miley has an affinity for getting frisky in front of the lens: which means she's gonna have a hot strip tease where she effs the Jonas brothers, all three at once, while singing Hannah Montana tracks and staring at the ceiling mirror to make sure she doesn't look fat, in her upcoming sex tape, secretly edited and leaked courtesy of Disney.
Miley's gonna start having wild orgys, be videotaped stumbling outta bars inebriated as hell, before getting caught with a few ounces of blow in Hollywood's standard coming of age DUI by the time she's 20.
I'm luvin' it. Miley, feel free to prove me wrong; but I can just tell there's some skank in ya that's aching to get out.
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