Archive for the 'Disney Sluts' Category

Future Whore - Miley Cyrus Part 3 - Underwear

January 28th, 2008

I LOVE it!!!! The newest installment of leaked Miley Cyrus myspace photos in her underwear prove that she’s not only 15 (no one older than 17 thinks the ‘I’m-hot-in-front-of-the-mirror’ pics are cute), but they also showcase her slutitude. :)

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Teen Tries To Crash Plane Into Hannah Montana Concert

January 25th, 2008

Police arrested and charged a teenager Tuesday night at Nashville International Airport. Investigators said the 16-year-old planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Hannah Montana concert.

“Sounds like a desperate cry for attention,” said Tracey Gray, another airport visitor. “Handcuffs and duct tape are not going to get you where you want to go.”

The teenager was taken to the Davidson County juvenile detention center where he was charged with felony terrorism. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved.

He supposedly used his mother’s credit card to buy the airline ticket. The suspect got the date wrong for the concert. It takes place Friday night instead of earlier this week.

Charged with felony terrorism? Now that’s a resume builder.

I feel sorry for this 16-year-old; he’s obviously not right in da head. At 16, you should be masturbating, boozin’ and getting high. Using mommy’s credit card to get a plane ticket to ruin a Hannah Montana show should be something you aspire to do after receiving your high school diploma, not before.

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Future Whore - Miley Cyrus, Part 2

January 23rd, 2008

It takes a true slut to spot a whore, and I’ve done just that. Miley has an affinity for getting frisky in front of the lens: which means she’s gonna have a hot strip tease where she effs the Jonas brothers, all three at once, while singing Hannah Montana tracks and staring at the ceiling mirror to make sure she doesn’t look fat, in her upcoming sex tape, secretly edited and leaked courtesy of Disney.Miley’s gonna start having wild orgys, be videotaped stumbling outta bars inebriated as hell, before getting caught with a few ounces of blow in Hollywood’s standard coming of age DUI by the time she’s 20.

I’m luvin’ it. Miley, feel free to prove me wrong; but I can just tell there’s some skank in ya that’s aching to get out.


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Future Whore - Miley Cyrus

January 18th, 2008

Just look at this bitch!

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Oh! Am I not supposed to call her a bitch because she’s what, 15 now? I don’t even know. She’s young. She’s probably only been on the rag for around a year now, and she’s a future slut. I’m talkin’ full on whore-like style like former Disney actress, Maneater Lohan.

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I can’t wait.

Shitty singer, yet charismatic gravy train to her has been father and family, Miley was at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood yesterday. She premiered Hanna Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert which features performances from her 69-city tour across the U.S. The limited one-week release begins Feb. 1.

Miley spoke to Extra about Britney Spears:

“I think it’s so crazy and I think that she [Britney] needs help. If I didn’t have [my family], I’d probably be in the same position.

“You just got to know who your true friends are, and I think for me, is my mom,” she added. “If you have sisters, I mean any girls that are in your family, that can understand and relate to you, I think is the best.”

It’s gonna be fun watching her words bite her in dat flat ass.


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