Divas News

Mariah Carey looks like a Jelly Clarkson in training. One of the biggest divas in history is so full of herself that she didn't recognize that she looks horrible in her bathing suit.

Mariah was spotted while on the set of a photo shoot or filming music video. Whatever she was doing, she will be thinned out to perfection in the final version.

Whether Mimi's skiing or swimming, she has to show us her cleavage. But that suit does nothing for her body. It gives her a gut, reveals back fat, and the boy shorts make her look like a waddling dwarf. We rarely see MiMi bikini pictures and this may be why.

And no, I DON'T THINK SHE'S FAT, but the bikini she's in doesn't exactly make her look skinny, either. I wanna pinch her and make her hit one of her signature high notes. But I'll just settle for slapping some part of her body to see how long it jiggles.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt love money equally as much as they love fame, and if they can't get paid, they just don't show up! Holly Montag had her 26th birthday party at Empire in Hollywood on Saturday and Heidi and Spencer Bratt were absent.

“Holly was really wishing that her sister could just stop by, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid. This is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting.”

Heidi and Spencer live in LA. Considering how many celebrities fly in for a family member's special occasion, I find this story completely insane, which means it must be true. In all fairness, Speidi were probably too busy picking out pictures of themselves to frame and give to Holly in time to make it out to the party.

It appears that the 'Fame Kills' tour with Kanye and Lady Gaga had a lot to do with craptacular ticket sales and Gaga not interested in dealing with Ye's drama.

Another factor in the cancellation was West and Gaga's people were at each others throats. When it came down do it, we're told Gaga decided she'd be better off playing smaller venues, and far from the headache caused by Kanye's ever present drama.

So I wasn't too far off when I said she didn't want to deal with the Kanye West diva attitude. Kanye needs to quit acting like a f*cking child and learn to play with others. Don't try to come here and play in my sandbox!

If you purchased tickets to see Lady Gaga and Kanye West on tour, you better get a refund. According to Live Nation, the tour has been canceled and no explanation has been given as to why.

That would have been an awesome concert and now we've been cock blocked with a cancellation? Kanye must be too busy hitting the bottle and tapping Amber Rose's a** and has no time to tour with Lady Gaga.

Maybe she heard about his uproar over not getting any chicken during Common's benefit over the weekend and decided he's too much of a diva to hang with? I don't blame Lady Gaga cause Kanye is too much of a pain in the ass.

Jon Gosselin is upset that Kate Gosselin will be starring in Kate Plus 8 while his role has been reduced to minimal appearances. Following the news that Kate is now the official HBIC, the nerd turned man whore said that he wants to delay their divorce. Kate refused, so now Jon is banning TLC camera crews from filming Jon & Kate Plus Hate in their home, alleging that he wants his kids off camera.

Jon is a true rocket scientist genius person who a) does not know how to spell "penalty" correctly or b) is too lazy to check if the few words on his sign are spelled correctly. I'm going with c) BOTH!

Jon Gosselin's lawyer issued the following letter to TLC:

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

Jon's lawyer says that Jonny co-owns the property where TLC films the show and has joint custody of his eight money makers, therefore he's able to make decisions about the childrens' welfare.

TLC has responded:

"We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents."

We all knew that Jon's a tool, but this is COLD! Does Jon not realize that effing with Kate's money also effs with his childrens' money? He should want Kate and the kids to make as much as possible so that he can keep his five girls off the pole.

Kate Gosselin appeared at a Danbury, Connecticut, ice skating charity event for a 9/11 group over the weekend. Jill Zarin of the Real Housewives of New York City was also in attendance. When she approached Kate and introduced herself, an off guard Kate had her bodyguard and alleged boyfriend Steve Nelid get in between them and attempt to keep them apart. Oh snap!

But let us not forget, Kate's a cheap a*s b*tch. Kate declined to receive any money for her appearance, but insisted that the Heritage Foundation pay for a car service to take her and her bodyguard from Washington DC to Danbury, Connecticut - a more than five hour drive!

Well a drive like that is pricey, so one of the skater's mothers offered to pick up Kate and Steve and bring them to the event in her 2010 SUV. But when Kate saw the whip, she wasn't having it.

“When she pulled up to the hotel in Washington, Kate’s bodyguard came up to the car and said she wasn’t getting in.”

Neild told the generous mother that Gosselin required a stretch limo with a divider. Only after the skating mother left to make the lengthy journey alone did the Gosselin camp set up their own chariot.

Kate also requested "a side entrance, no crowd, no parking garage, and she needed to be dropped off right next to the entrance." It also took "three security guards and two others" to get the diva outta her dressing room.

Kate only spoke for a few minutes and then left. What did they expect? All that alone time with Steve while en route to Washington had Kate creaming for another quickie. She needed to get the eff outta there! And in style, b*tches!

Somebody muzzle this fool and send him to the pound cause he's getting out of control. Kanye West has been throwing tantrums like a 2 year-old lately and it's time for him to grow up.

Sources say Kanye got his panties in a bunch backstage at Common's charity concert over the weekend because he wasn't offered some chicken.  Kanye saw another dude eating some chicken and asked "Why wasn't I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating... why am I not eating?" The waitress said he never asked for it and he yelled "Well, I'm asking now!"

Once Kanye was graced with his chicken, he proceeded to take one bite and threw the rest of it out. What an a**! I hope the next time he eats chicken he chokes on a bone and can no longer speak or perform. You should never waste good chicken!

Lindsay Lohan hosted Singapore's three-day F1 Rocks event this weekend. When the has been showed up, she requested to be holed up in the largest dressing room.

But when Beyonce rolled through, Lindsay was told to get the eff out!

Beyonce's entourage is a team of 70! Sasha Fierce said she wanted the biggest room, which was to be decorated in white, with four lit mirrors in the room, a mini gym and alcohol. Beyonce's requests were 139-pages thick! Well, this is the same woman whose recent singles includes a hit titled "Diva."

Lindsay was enjoying the room until Saturday when she was kicked out. LiLo spoke to the Daily Mirror about the event, saying, “I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it.”

I'd like to think that b*tch was given five minutes to get the f*ck out and that Lindsay's alcohol got evicted too, cause B doesn't drink any cheap sh*t. Lindsay's the one who's usually acting up at event after event, but you can't out diva a queen vixen!

Lily Allen posted a new blog where she said that she's done making music.

Lily, 24, has been focusing on her appearance in "Reasons to be Pretty," a London theatre production which follows a group of working-class people who are bored with their lives.

Lily said,

“Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade. The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned, so I don’t stand to profit from legislation. Except future purchases of previously recorded material.”

Hopefully Lily was just hormonal when she typed that. The music industry needs her!

Lindsay Lohan aka little miss plump f*cked up lips, is acting like a true diva when she doesn't have any place to. The girl can't even land a good movie and she wants to pick who she sits by?

In true I-think-I'm-the-hottest-thing-to-walk-this-earth fashion, Lindsay didn't like who she was seated around at the G-star runway show and began moving other celebs seat cards.

"Lindsay decided she wasn't happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor," said our source. When she threw Taylor Momsen's place card to the floor, event producers approached her. Lohan responded, "Don't [bleep]ing touch me," and "rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards."

Ugh, would somebody do me a favor and smack her around a bit? Child is off her rocker thinking she can pick who sits next to her. She looks thrilled to be photographed with Taylor Momsen doesn't she? Taylor should have sat on Lindsay's lap and ripped a good wet fart on her leg. I know, in my little world farts take care of everything.