Divas

But we thought that Christina Aguilera LOVES her curves and that she is a sexy, confident CURVY woman?! Isn't that what she's been saying on repeat ever since she gained a good 20 lbs.? Xtina is one of the judges on The Voice and she also naturally looks "fat," which makes it difficult to film with her self-conscious, or should I say "confident, curvy woman," a*s!

An insider says: “Christina holds up pro­duction with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt.’”

Xtina wants to only be shot from flattering angles, does she have any? She also forces segments to be reshot. Stylists must also bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thin­ner.”

Adam Levine, who is a diva in his own right, and is more outspoken and b!tchy than most heterosexual men, isn't feelin' it. The Enquirer reports: "Adam really can’t stand it. He’s the first one to say that she’s unpro­fessional and producers shouldn’t reshoot takes just because she doesn’t like how she looks.”

Miley Cyrus has never been overweight to begin with, but In Touch Weekly claims that the former Disney star spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds late last year. Miles wanted to prep for her Hawaiian vacation with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

Miley does look great these days

Miley was reportedly working with a nutritionist, chef, and her old personal trainer, Harley Pasternak.

"Miley probably spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks. She didn't care what it cost as long as she looked good," a friend said.

I agree with Miles! First of all, she has millions and millions of dollars. Secondly, the paparazzi photos of her in a 2-piece will be on the Internet forever. Might as well look good, especially if you can afford it.

Christina Aguilera landed the cover of Marie Claire possibly so that she could promote the upcoming season of the show that has made her relevant again, NBC's The Voice. In her exclusive, Christina says that 2011 "was a rough year."

She explained: “Between my divorce and the other things I went through, a lot happened. It’s hard for anyone to go through that in public... I grew an even thicker skin after that hard year.”

Christina says that she's had her highs and lows.

"I’ve been through the gamut of all things in this business. Being too thin. Being bigger. I’ve been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. It’s noise I block out automatically. I love my body. My boyfriend loooves my body.”

She added: "I happen to be very confident in my own skin. It takes time to get to that place, but it’s all about embracing yourself and your body.”

I only wish that all this "embracing" that Xtina talks about meant that she'd wear clothes that actually fit.

Christina Aguilera is working on her next album and her debut single will be called "F*ck Your Body". The radio version of the album will be called "Love Your Body". It has been two years since Xtina released her last record, Bionic, which flopped.

The album artwork is posted above. Considering that Christina is pretty much overweight at this point and in denial about it, it makes sense that she would release a song called "Love Your Body." She's trying to shove her fake confidence down our throats for some reason, as if we care. All we want to see is people who wear clothes that friggin' fit!

Christina is an intolerable C U Next Tuesday who won't be knocked off of her high horse without a fight. Apparently we're the ones with a problem. It should be totally fine that she wears clothes that are 2 sizes too small, it just means that she loves her body, y'all!

When you're on a reality show and you title your book "Life Is Not a Reality Show," you've already told us everything we need to know: You're not creative and your book is garbage! Thanks Kyle! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills diva b!tch Kyle Richards "wrote" a book filled with tips on how to be a wife and mother of four.

In a video promo posted on Amazon, Kyle claims that she also gives tips on how to get a good man and keep him. She's a modest one.

Kyle's book went on sale yesterday. What is her target demographic? Women who are married, have four daughters, and call 911 if they can't find nail polish?

Kim Kardashian's donkey booty is still worth big money. The professional celebrity will make over half a million dollars to appear at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. Tao is the same spot where Kim has held her fake (paid-for) birthday parties for the past few years.

Folks at Tao love Kimmy K and her family!

Radar Online reports that Kim has the highest Vegas fee, beating out Katy Perry who wanted $250k to appear but not perform and Fergie who will actually be performing.

Kim will pocket an estimated $600,000 to appear at Tao. The fee is part of a large, multi-event deal. Meanwhile Fergie will earn $100k to perform at the Mirage Hotel and Casino.

Ashton Kutcher has turned down all Vegas offers while Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian continue to cash in on the empire Kimmy K has built.

Kim has been working with Tao for at least the past 3 years, which means that paying her that much money must be profitable for the club. Relax haters.

Because Kim Kardashian is like the big booty version of Mother Theresa or something, she is reminding us of her, like, first good deed ever by blogging about going to Haiti. Kim said that the National Enquirer posted a false story about her, claiming that she went to Haiti to shop. Well, Kimmy K did shop while she was in Haiti! Kim says that shopping wasn't her goal, though, she was there to spread her awesomeness because she is, like, so charitable and stuff.

We agree that "Kim's a Phony!"

Kim blogged: "Some media outlets have tried to tarnish the motive behind my visit and have written completely ridiculous and untrue things. The National Enquirer wrote that I went to a fashion show in Haiti and spent a fortune pampering myself!"

Kim continued that she went to the Haitian Artisan fair where she bought some jewelry and that reading about the rumor made her "so disappointed."

She added: "Taking such a positive thing and writing something malicious and untrue. I have ignored all of this until now, but because I wanted to write a few blogs about my experience, I felt I needed to address this first."

To read more of Kim's self-righteous crap, click HERE