Divas (Page 11)

Naomi Campbell went through a couple of anger management classes back in 2007 after throwing a cell phone at her housekeeper, but I think the crazy b*tch needs more therapy. Now she's beating up limo drivers. Chill out Naomi!

According to the Associated Press, Naomi is wanted for questioning by the NYPD after getting into a confrontation with her limo driver which resulted in Naomi slapping and punching him, and leaving the scene. The driver says he has a bruise under his eye where his head hit the steering wheel but he's not pressing charges. Instead he just filed a harassment report which doesn't carry any kind of penalty.

She treats her employees like red headed step children and she's the 'Mommy Dearest' of our generation. No wire hangers!

One of Adam Lambert's rude fans caused the talented singer to go diva and it was all caught on tape. Gasp. Be still my heart. Billboard's Sexiest Man in Music was performing live in concert yesterday for iheartradio's show in New York when a girl in the audience was talking on her cellphone.

Adam, visibly annoyed and distracted, stopped his show to call the b*tch out! Adam told her "Can you get off your phone?! You're yelling into it ... wait, sorry, we're going to start over... Really?! Dominoes ... we deliver! You're not watching TV honey ... it's a live show." Fingersnap. Dildo slap to the face!

That is why I love my gays. No one can serve up attitude like a gay man. Adam was completely in the right and performers call out distracting audience members every single day. Adam started the song over. He really cares about giving a good performance and we love you Adam. Muah!

Check out the video after the jump.

Of all people I would call a diva, Samantha Ronson wouldn't be one of them. I guess I'm wrong! Samantha showed some serious diva attitude at a night club earlier this week when she proceeded to take over the DJ booth when she wasn't even there to perform.

Sources tell Radar that Samantha literally stumbled into the Hollywood club H.Wood the other night acting bizarrely and erratically. She walked over to the DJ booth and took control of the music. DJ Jus Ske who was working at the time was beyond p*ssed when Samantha took the controls over from him. 

"I don’t know exactly what she said to him, but it was something dismissive like ‘I got this now.’ Like he was a flunkie understudy or something who was just there to keep her seat warm.”

The owners allowed Sam to DJ but after a half an hour they realised she wasn't even DJing. She was playing an old mixed tape and the owners told her it was time to give up the DJ duties which sent her into a hissy fit.

“Sam was humiliated and started making a big scene. She was ranting, saying stuff like who did the owners think they were, how dare they tell her to pack up, calling them ungrateful, telling them they should feel privileged, etc.”

Samantha grabbed her sh*t and left the club, but she pulled a quickie that would keep the club silent for the rest of the night. She took their audio cables with her and they couldn't play any more music for the rest of the night. That is funny! Not only was she being a b*tch, but she was a smart b*tch and screwed them over. Lindsay Lohan must be so proud of her ex-lesbian lover.

Lady Gaga allegedly turned down Quincy Jones offer to appear on the "We Are the World" remake song. Proceeds from the song's sales will go to Haiti relief.

Who was missing from “We Are the World”? Lady Gaga.

“They literally begged her to come,” a source told me yesterday. “She turned them down. She didn’t get it.”

What was there for Lady Gaga to "get"? She may just be a really shy male-looking diva that doesn't wanna be around so many egos and bright lights unless she's wearing some ridiculous costume or various objects that cover up most of her face. However, it's worth mentioning that Gaga donated revenue from one of her concert tour stops as well as all the money from merchandise sold from her website on an entire, designated day. She has done her part to help Haiti and she's entitled to turn down any offer, even if turning down something related to one of the most devastating natural disasters in history makes her look like a bit of a "fame monster."

Kim Kardashian has an amazing body and she knows it. In the words of Nivea, "I look good/ Look Great/ Feelin' Good/ Don't Hate!" And it's not like I was going to hate on Kim Kardashian anyway. I've never done THAT!

Kim tweeted the following message the other day with the animal print photo above attached to it: At a photo shoot w @NickSaglimbeni HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!

This is a woman who is working very hard for her body and claims that it's "not okay" to indulge every once in a while. She's enjoying the fruits of her labor and so are we. Work it gurl!

Taylor Momsen kind of sucks. She has bad hair extensions, raccoon makeup, and a lot of attitude. When asked about Haiti after the devastating earthquake, Taylor went on record saying she's not really thinking about Haiti. Tacky. And generally speaking, she just doesn't care about a lot of things, like being a role model. 

In Taylor's defense, I would be saying some pretty ridiculous things if I were 16 years old and talking to the press, especially if I were in a bad mood. Thus far, Taylor seems to be a Courtney Love in training. I'm hoping she'll get herself straightened out soon. Case in point, some of Taylor's quotes from a recent interview:

On being a role model: “I don’t f***ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I'm sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”

On almost getting the role of Hannah Montana, she was one of the final three: “Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go f*** themselves by the time I hit 11."

On her social circle: “I have, like, no friends my age.”

On wearing garters on a regular basis: “I like wearing garters. Apparently people think that’s a big deal, but my tights won’t stay up. So whatever you want to do with that information...”

On living life without privacy: “I mean, I’m 16 and I can’t get away with anything. My mother finds out everything. Other teenagers — they have lots of freedom!”

The self-proclaimed "voice of our generation" will be given no voice on this Friday's live broadcast of the Haiti telethon, organized by George Clooney.

The reason is not because George Clooney doesn't like black people: "After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music Awards, everyone agrees it's just best that he does not participate."

Organizers don't want the focus of the broadcast to be shifted to one of Kanye's mantrums. "Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it's just not about him."

Kanye West has his own charity organization and he's pretty passionate about philanthropy; unfortunately he's also pretty passionate about acting out impulsively on live television programs.

Taylor Swift has also just joined the fundraiser, so the chances of Kanye being allowed to make one of the greatest impromptu telethon speeches of all time is now slim to none.

UPDATE: Kanye was invited to the telethon but did not respond to the invite

It's always nice to see a celebrity let loose with a few drinks and make a fool out of themselves, so I'm seriously digging Mariah Carey. Yesterday I posted a video of Mariah Carey doing her drunken acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Tuesday, and she admitted last night that she was a little tipsy.

Mariah Carey said she ran into "Precious" director Lee Michaels, whom she hadn't seen in a while, and that's when the drinking began.

"We were celebrating and having little splashes, and I hadn’t eaten, and that's what it was. We were celebrating the movie and all the exciting stuff going on. There's a time for celebration and a time for not - but really technically, it's a party atmosphere. We had splashes of champagne. I love Lee, but he’s a bad influence."

I've never heard of anyone having "splashes" of champagne, or any other kind of drink. You're either getting your drink on, or you're not! If she only had "splashes," then how did she get so drunk? Blame it on the champagne enema.

Watching and listening to how drunk Mariah Carey is in this video almost makes you feel a bit drunk, too. Mariah was accepting the breakthrough performance award for her role in "Precious."

But can you blame the girl for getting her drink on? It may not be an Oscar, but if I was nominated for a breakthrough performance award for the work I did in a movie, I'd be a little sloshed, too. She's obviously a funny drunk, but can turn into super annoying b*tch really fast. There's always one of those in the bunch.

Tyra Banks has always said that she looks up to Oprah, and the most self-absorbed talk show host in history was reportedly inspired to end her show after Lady O did.

Tyra Banks thinks that she's a Simon Cowell in her own right and she's quitting The Tyra Show to work on launching Bankable Studios, a N.Y.-based film production company.

Tyra said, “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.”

Tyra wants to bring "positive images of women to the big screen," an industry insider said. Shouldn't she start on the silver screen where Top Model contestants are condemned for being "fat" when they're not, among other nonsense the superficial competition promotes?

Tyra said: “My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are. There’s a lot cooking right now and a lot of fire burning in my heart. I really love you all."

Based upon Tyra's track record, it would be delusional to assume that she's not going to excel in any venture she pursues. But there's no other show on TV like hers and it's very unfortunate that she's pulling the plug. I miss her already.