Divas (Page 4)

Lady Gaga had a drive-thru meet and greet with her beloved Little Monsters today. When Gaga's fans spotted the iconic star in New York City, she posed for photos while keeping her a*s in the car. The Gaga of yesteryear would have gladly gotten out of the car to pose for photos, so is she becoming a Lea Michele?

The Gaga looks exhausted and annoyed.

This chick has already posed for like 40 million photos at events, photoshoots, on sets, and with her fans, not to mention the paparazzi photos.

You can't blame her for not having the energy to jump outta her car and pretend to care about her Little Monsters. The strange thing about Gaga, though, is that she shouldn't be dressed like a freak show if she doesn't want to be approached.

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Ryan Gosling is a sexy beast, but he may no longer be gracing our (indie) movie screens for much longer. The actor, who’s been working since he starred in the New Mickey Mouse Club, told the Independent that he’s a tired of the whole acting thing, and will most likely retire soon. Insert eye roll.

He says, “I’ve been doing this since I was 12...I don’t want to act much longer; I can’t do one thing my whole life. I know there are only so many characters I’ll be able to play. It will be over whenever the inspiration dries up.”

When most actors say they’re going to retire, they’re just being melodramatic and it’s annoying and their “retirement” lasts like two months. I understand Ryan’s had a big year with three films out this year and two features out last year, but I think he just needs to take a break and get some R&R. People respect him and quitting acting cold turkey seems kind of stupid when you can just pull a James Franco. Make hella money by acting in some films AND run around doing random sh!t. Win, win.

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Madonna, pop icon and hater of hydrangeas, attended the Toronto Film Festival yesterday to promote a movie that she directed, because apparently she does that now. Normally, I would make fun of Madonna for thinking that she can direct a full-length feature film with no experience or training, but it's Madonna, so it's actually the least egotistical thing she's done this year and there's so, so much more to make fun of.

According to witnesses at the festival, Madge was all smiles and light during her press conference, but backstage was a different story. This is a film festival, not a movie set, so the stars needs are attended to by volunteers, and apparently, Madonna hates volunteers almost as much as those damn hydrangeas. The Globe and Mail reports, "Eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film...they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed."

So, the list of things you can't do in Madonna's presence grows longer. Don't give her flowers, don't look at her, and for the love of God, DON'T breathe her air. That's Madonna's oxygen.

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Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was hot?! Well, that lasted for like all of 3 years and now the has been actress is looking worse than she's ever looked before. It's frightening to consider what her future face will look like if this is what the 25 year-old version is up to.

Just days after Lindsay denied that Ali Lohan had plastic surgery, she was spotted at New York fashion week shows looking orange, bloated, wrinkled, freckled, and bald (you know what's left of her hair is now thin and fried).

New York magazine described the chaos that erupted when everyone was shocked to see LiLo at fashion week: Right before the lights went down, a platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards).

Everyone "thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace." When journalist realized it was Lohan, they began using four-letter expletives as they were both "excited" and "disbelieving." Photographers then began to take photos and people were snapping pics on their cellphones like crazy.

The room applauded, led by Lindsay herself, as she settled into her seat between a shell-shocked-seeming Leigh Lezark — we feel you, Leigh — and Lindsay’s companion, who is either a Johnny Depp superfan or an actual pirate.

At least Lohan can score a role playing an older character who is dying of skin cancer while battling a plastic surgery addiction.

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Sigh. Kim Kardashian wedding news has reached a saturation point of no return, but as our favorite bum (sorry, Pippa) is having a second wedding reception in New York pretty soon, you can’t just forget that she got married to Kris Humphries. Sorry! The Kimmy K. wedding train is just going to keep on rolling until you’re vomiting rhinestones and false eyelashes for days.

Which, coincidentally, you may feel like doing once you hear about the wedding beauty prep the 30-year-old mega-reality star got before her big day. As part of her wedding extravaganza, Kim received $150,000 worth of free beauty treatments and grooming services to make her extra plucked and puuurty.

Yes, somehow a semi-permanent hair glaze, eyebrow plucking, and makeup servicing adds up to a $150,000 tab. Be amazed.

Those involved with the prep seem to have been drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid as well. Her makeup artist, Mario Dedivanovic, wrote in a blog post, "I couldn't be more excited and honored to be a part of such an important and special day in Kim's life. I've envisioned what she would look like as a bride ever since I began working with her and I finally get to bring that vision of beauty to life!”

I wish I could be as excited about something in my life as this man is about putting blush on Kim Kardashian. Seriously, if only my life had that sense of purpose...

If you have some free time this Saturday and want to watch Miss Kim Kardashian become Mrs. Kris Humphries, you’re in luck! Her top secret Montecito wedding location has been revealed. Stalkers rejoice!

The bride-to-be will walk down the aisle at a $29 million, 10.9-acre mansion owned by an ex-Google CEO, which is so swank it even has it’s own name: Sotto II Monte. Construction for her wedding is already well underway and it’s supposed to be EPIC. 

"This is gonna be big. The estate is amazing. And security is going to be super tight. There are NO holes in the perimeter of this property - it's already on lock-down."

I expect security to be presidential-level because the Kardashians are the closest thing we have to royalty in this country. They are just that sparkly.

But my fingers are still crossed that this affair won’t be doomed. Sotto II Monte was also the location where J-Lo and Ben Affleck (the original Bennifer!) planned on getting hitched before they split for good, leaving a long line of celebrity couple name mash-ups in their wake, but no bling-tastic wedding. KiKi an Kris can’t meet the same fate, I won’t allow it.

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This is one of those rumors that you have to see to believe. Well now you're seeing it! Kimberly Kardashian had a wedding theme wax figure made for her. The statue was unveiled in Hollywood yesterday.

The designer got Kimmy's rack right, but the hands on the hips while in a friggin' wedding dress is a bit much.

A female designer named Simin proudly posed with Kim Kardashian's wax statue, which is on display at Madame Tussards in Los Angeles. No word on whether Kim's actual Vera Wang gown will look anything like this one, but this dress is stunning.

In case you may have forgotten, Kim and Kris Humphries are getting married tomorrow. In light of the existence of this wax figure PR event, I'm suddenly hoping that they'll divorce within 2 to 3 years. I think Kim thinks that she's a f*cking princess. Sh!t, Kate Middleton's dress is on display, why shouldn't Kimmy try the same thing? Although Kimmy is reminding us about her big day on FB and Twitter, I guess it's safe to say that having a statue added to one of the most famous museum franchises in history will reach more people than a few tweets. This is like a Super Bowl commercial, only classier.

Photos: Wenn

Justin Timberlake has been an A-lister forever now, and he's always been cocky. You mix A-list, multi-talented, attractive, good dresser and hilarious together... yeah, we understand why he's cocky, but that still doesn't mean he should act like Lindsay Lohan.

Justin's people ordered random women to GTFO the elevator so he could use it. Just a few weeks later, he was throwing a mantrum at The Boom Boom room in NYC. In Touch claims that JT was making "unreasonable demands."

Justin was with Mila Kunis, his mom and the other stars of Friends With Benefits when he began acting up.

“He ordered a glass of champagne but complained that it was flat... still not content with the third glass, the singer told his friends he would drink it anyway, because he was “sick of dealing with [his waitress]."

Can you imagine how embarrassed the waitress was?!

After his champagne crisis, Justin was heard telling his driver that if he wasn't parked outside the font door, he would "lose his sh!t!" We bet.

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Glee diva Lea Michele is on the September cover of Harper’s Bazaar. I usually say a celebrity is gracing the cover, but this b!tch isn't graceful. In her interview, Lea discussed her plans for the future. Because she has a bit of a God complex, she actually thinks she'll be sticking around in Hollywood. Her acting is mediocre at best. Someone should tell her.

Yet another photo shoot where Lea's trying to look hot and failing at it.

On what the future holds: I plan on playing every role on Broadway. I want to do Evita. I want to do Sweeney Todd with [Glee costar] Chris Colfer. We want to do Wicked.  I want to do movies, make music. Glee is only the beginning.

On her looks: I’m five foot three. I don’t look like a lot of other people, you know what I mean? I look like I’m 12. How many managers told me, ‘Get a nose job. You’re not pretty enough’? But I proved them wrong.

Thoughts on Gwyneth Paltrow/Kissing Gwyn's a*s: I am obsessed with Gwyneth Paltrow. She wasn’t afraid of anything. I love talking with Gwyneth. She just gives good advice. She said, ‘Don’t ever read anything about you.’

On her co-stars and whether or not she's perfect: People have to remember this is all new for us. We’re all reasonably young, except for Cory [Monteith], who’s old.” (He’s 29.).. People are going to say what they want to say. I know who I am, and I’m not perfect.

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are traveling the world to promote their romantic comedy that isn't doing so well here in the States. Mila was in her home country of Russia, doing a press junket for Friends With Benefits, when a reporter made the usually sweet actress snap.

Justin had an earpiece in, which was feeding him a delayed translation, but Mila didn't wait for Justin to hear questions in English. 

A Russian reporter had the gall to ask Justin Timberlake “why movies” (in lieu of, say, music). His co-star Mila Kunis jumped in to deliver a verbal smackdown in the reporter’s native tongue.

“Why movies? Why not?” Kunis, testily replied. “What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”

Mila is very protective of JT! Anyone else think this is confirmation that they've f*cked?!

Mila Kunis Speaks Russian