Divas (Page 9)

Delusional emaciated trainwreck and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi and her fat ass husband don't like paying their bills. Michaele hasn't paid for a polo event that she threw, and she hasn't paid the complete balance for her Botox injections.

Dr. Navin Singh performed several "procedures" on Salahi last April -- but Michaele never paid the bill in full.  According to the suit, filed in federal court in Virginia, Salahi still owes a cool $500 for unnamed procedures.

Michaele allegedly wanted to get shot up because she had a fundraising event to attend days later. Michaele's rep says that the bill was settled.

Michaele also wants to get herself some tits, yet she's posing for Playboy this month and wants her own Barbie doll. Sounds like she's got her priorities and timing in order.

Lady Gaga's alter ego, Jo Calderone, is back! Lady Gaga's monsters went crazy months ago when the talented singer's photos of herself dressed like a man hit the internet. Many speculated, claiming that there's no way Jo Calderone is Lady Gaga.

Jo Calderone graces the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan and "he" gives an interview in which he's asked about his relationship to Gaga. I love his answer. Lady Gaga is so playful and over the top. Interview excerpts are posted after the jump. Jo's issue will be available on Sept 10.

I actually watched the live stream of Lindsay Lohan's arrival at a Beverly Hills courthouse where she turned herself into authorities this morning. Yesterday Lindsay tweeted: "the only "bookings" that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be "booking" into Jail... eeeks" - this has been is a diva till the end and I love it. You caused it honey!

Lindsay did not cry when she was handcuffed and she was stoic. Good for her! Prove your haters wrong, Lindsay! You can do it.

Back to Lindsay's surrender: She was walking so fast and some of her hair was being blown back by the gust of her strut and I think she looked fierce. She made the path to the court building's front door into a damn runway and I choose to believe b*tch was working it like she was on the catwalk. I bow down Lindsay. I love your divatude!

Last night I was texting a POTP reader, fellow blogger, and acquaintance of mine, who just so happens to live on the same street as Lindsay Lohan. She may be reading this and she knows who she is. She's always giving me the inside scoop that I don't post here and saying things like, "By the way, I went clubbing with Jay-Z last night..." luv her! Anyway, she says that Lindsay's sense of entitlement kills her.

I love hearing from people who know what they're talking about, but I think we've all noticed it. Lindsay is a b*tch and she's proud, the only problem is that she's too much of a b*tch and she wants to steal things and not pay for them and say eff you to rules cause she's THEE Lindsay Lohan. That doesn't work for everyone. I should know; I've told bouncers at exclusive clubs in Hollywood 'Don't you know who I am?!' so I could get in the door and they were like "WTF?!" as our staring contest intensified. Acting like the rules don't apply to you only works in movies and on reality TV shows. Even those in Hollywood are not exempt.

Also: Robert Shapiro quit Lindsay's case, but her former lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley is back with Lindsay after Shawn stopped representing her on July 8. Hopefully Linds will put her entitlement to the side and treat Shawn respectfully and show some gratitude.

Naomi Campbell, 40, is a bald headed b*tch. Naomi's shocking "bald spot" was revealed while she was in New York, walking around on a fashion shoot for designer Dennis Basso yesterday.

Some are blaming tight hair extensions, braiding and weaves for this tragedy also known as "traction alopecia."

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham and Alexandra Burke are all reported to have suffered similar symptoms as a result of their extensions. While prolonged traction can cause permanent loss of hair in the affected areas, it is reversible if caught early.

This "traction alopecia" theory is nonsense. While every female should know that extensions can pull your hair out and even damage your hair follicles, Naomi obviously didn't have much hair to begin with. She had every strand to lose and her hair wasn't thick enough to endure decades of hair extensions. It's all about genes and if you don't have much hair to begin with, don't f*ck it up with extensions and chemicals cause it's obviously not worth it. Naomi should shave her head and start over. She has nothing left!

Just because you're married to a basketball star doesn't mean the rest of the team wives are going to like you. Khloe Kardashian is figuring that out after Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa has made her feelings clear on how much she 'hates' Khloe.

Vanessa views Khloe as a 'fake wife' and even dislikes her entire family who she sees as fame seeking attention whores. The Kardashians are attention whores? No way!

“She won’t sit anywhere near Khloé at Lakers games. At a dinner for the wives, Vanessa didn’t want to invite Khloé. She said Khloé is a ‘fake wife,’ and she didn’t want fake wives there.” The feeling is mutual. The insider says Khloé and Vanessa have “gotten into fights” in the past.

Who in the hell is Vanessa anyway besides the chick who got a huge purple diamond ring for sticking with her man after he publicly admitted he cheated on her with a 19-year-old hotel employee? Exactly.

Another story about Lea Michele being a diva has come out. Lea, 23, plays Rachel Berry on Fox's hit show Glee, and like her character, people don't like her because she thinks she's better than everyone else.

When the Glee cast appeared on Oprah, Lea wouldn't really allow any of her cast mates to say a word. Her co-stars were visibly annoyed with her and Matthew Morrison said that out of the entire cast, Lea is the one who's the most like her character. Lea was thrilled, but that was NOT a compliment. Lea has a great voice and she's gorgeous, but her head continues to inflate.

An insider doesn't have anything nice to say about Lea. "Lea acts like she's better than the rest of the cast... she has her moments." Apt to boss around makeup artists and other crew members, "She has very clear ideas about what she wants to do and how she wants to look."

Lea has also gone vegan and claims that she hasn't eaten cheese in a year. No wonder she's a b*tch! Last month at a cast dinner in Chicago, Lea was the only member of Glee who refused to sign autographs for fans. She also snapped at photographer Patrick McMullan for asking her name at the Time 100 party. Ms. Michelle is clearly the future Suri Cruise!

And you thought your debt was bad? Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is reportedly broke as a joke to the tune of $11 million dollars, the New York Post reports.

According to papers filed in Newark federal court, Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe claim to make only $79,000/ year between the both of them. WTF is Bravo paying this woman?! Teresa claims she can't handle her credit card bills and the foreclosures.

The court document lists their money woes in detail:

• The bank has moved to foreclose on their $1.8 million home in Towaco, NJ.

• Banks have taken their Jersey Shore house along with another home in Lincoln Park, NJ.

• Teresa owes $12,000 to a fertility clinic.

• They've defaulted on payments for their Escalade.

• Joe personally owes $5 million to former partners of real estate deals.

• On 'Housewives,' Giudice once spent $2,000 in a 10-minute shopping spree, but in bankruptcy papers she claims to spend just (!!!) $400 on clothes a month.

The court papers list Joe's monthly income at the stucco and stone company he owes at $3,250. Teresa earns $3,333 from Bravo, and she recently released a cook book, 'Skinny Italian.'

Teresa has four children and Bravo pays her $3,333 a month?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are no words.

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Billboard magazine and in the issue she talks about Glee.

Miley said, “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. What if this was real life and I was just walking down the street on Rodeo Drive and all of a sudden I just burst into song about how much I love shoes?"

What Miley said is hilarious and oh so true, but I think that's what makes musicals fun. Cast members "all of a sudden" bust out into a song and you never know when it's coming or what the characters are going to sing.

Miley is a very talented hater. When she doesn't like something, like the Twilight series, she does not hold back. Her quote about Glee also exemplifies her hater skills.

Miley also paused, laughed and continued, saying: "It would get you hits on YouTube" and saying stupid sh*t gets you hits on gossip blogs and news sites. Just ask Kristen Stewart whose comments about fame being like rape have angered a rape crisis group.

I swear fame has changed this young woman, which it tends to do with most stars. She's cocky as hell now and it's ugly, but her legs aren't. Here's Miley flaunting her luscious legs in London.

Suri Cruise has an $850 purse, only rocks designer clothes, makeup and heels, doesn't walk cause walking is for poor people, owns over 100 pairs of shoes and has an iPad!

"Four year-old Suri proves again she can keep up with adult trends—this time with her very own iPad." Tom Cruise and his Stepford wife Katie Holmes were eating in a restaurant and they put Suri's stuffed anaimals aside so she could use a drawing program on her iPad. Life&Style is positive that the iPad is Suri's. Who needs paper and crayons or an Etch-a-Sketch when your parents can afford an iPad. Wealthy parents don't have to raise spoiled brats. I doubt Tom's other kids were treated like Suri.

You know Will Smith's son Jaden Smith is beyond cocky, but at least he has manners and is much more grounded than Suri will be at his age if her parents keep treating her like the second coming of Christ.

Despite my post title, unlike many bloggers, I'm not gonna go in on Kristen Stewart. She speaks her mind, she's uncensored, and she's going to regret her horrific interviews and bad behavior.

She's a painfully shy young woman who missed the memo: When you star in a film adaptation of a book series that's a best-selling worldwide phenomenon, you're going to be famous. Very famous. And you're going to have to learn how to deal with it without sounding so b*tchy cause some may confuse the attitude for ungratefulness. Kristen gives some epic quotes, though.

On what it's like to be photographed by the paparazzi:

"It's so... The photos are so.. I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. I never expected that this would be my life. What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash,"

On gangsters in America:

“If I could go to work every day and not have to be followed around by f**king fifteen gangsters trying to take my picture, willing to do anything for one… It’s not normal. It’s funny how in America fame is placed so f**king high—above wealth, above happiness, above everything. It’s so not true. And I knew that before [I was famous]. It was so obvious to me. I don’t know how people can’t see that from an outsider’s perspective. My perspective is the same: it’s exactly what I thought it would be.”

On fans who ask for her picture:

"They go and Twitter them and then the paparazzi know where I am and they drive to my location and it gets crazy. Twitter f**ks me over every day of my life. Because people go, ‘I’m sitting next to Kristen Stewart right now’ and then they show up. I see people on their phones and I just want to take these cookies and throw them. It’s like ‘Get off your f**king phone and get a life!’ I get so mad. It’s like you’re trampling on someone’s life without any regard. And it’s rampant. Everyone can do it now. Buy a camera and you’re paparazzi; get a Twitter account and you’re an informant. It’s so annoying.”

I would say that KStew is gonna miss fame when she's washed up, but I doubt she will. She wants her privacy but she doesn't want it badly enough to quit the business?!