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Mariah & Nick’s 2nd Wedding Called Off

June 16th, 2008

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Mariah Carey has called off her 2nd wedding to hubby Nick Cannon once she found out none of the magazines wanted to pay a nice chunk of change for the pics. Apparently Mariah was intending on paying for the wedding with exclusive photograph cash of the big day.

“The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle. Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested.”

I’m calling BS on this crap! Why would she need a tabloid to pay for the wedding when she’s got moolah coming out of her butt? The ho probably farts out $100 bills! I’m thinking these two will be heading for splitsville very shortly, and that’s the real reason she’s calling off the 2nd wedding.

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The Katherine Heigl Backlash Begins! :)

June 13th, 2008

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I’m tellin’ you, when I read about what the bitch said about pulling out of the Emmy nominations, I was pissed. But her psycho fan comments threw me off a bit. Regardless, I didn’t feel that Katherine had to diss the writers to announce that she’s not gonna be in the running.

She’s a cruel, dumb whore. I wish I had a dick just so I could slap her with it. That would be right after I squirted some jizz in her eyes and nose. Too bad that doesn’t burn, does it? Heh.

One day after Grey’s Anatomy’s Katherine Heigl announced that she would drop out of this year’s Emmy race, because “I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination,” a key show insider contacted EW.com to express regret that the actress publicly complained about the drama.

“The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

I’m still in shock that Kat thinks she’s the most amazing actress ever who does not belong on the small screen. She’s producing films, but if Hollywood hates ya, no one will go see ‘em! AND who’s gonna wanna work with her when she’s so rude?

Katherine digs her own grave and it’s fun to watch. Can’t wait to find out what she’ll say next.

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Katherine Heigl Pulls Out of Emmy Nominations

June 11th, 2008

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Unfortunately, I read all these fan comments supporting Katherine and that threw me off. I was ready to rip her a new one. I still think she’s pulling out so she can look like a sacrificial saint. Can’t stand the bitch.

Katherine said,

“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”

Hmmm… maybe it is slightly noble that she’s pulling out and ish, but I still think her saying she wasn’t given good material this season is a jab at the writers. And the writers’ strike went on forever! It was hard for anyone to get good material.

I don’t want Izzie killed off of Grey’s, though. She adds the right amount of whiny and crazy to the show.

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Lauren Conrad’s Fight With Audrina

June 10th, 2008

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Lauren Conrad’s a controlling ass bitch! I hate controlling people. Life is too short. Stop worrying, stop freaking out, skip your undies and let loose.

Granny Conrad came home last week to find a weekly magazine doing a photo shoot with Audrina in their house. How dare Audrina for using the space she pays rent for! Skank!

Lauren got upset, reportedly “stomping” and “the works” - is that code for farting in protest and yelling while spit’s flying all over the room, then throwing your box of tampons at the wall? Cause I think it is.

Just like a toddler, LC was upset that she didn’t get her way. Lauren already promised to give backyard pics to another magazine but her rep told Audrina it was okay and forgot to tell Lauren.

TMZ reports,

A spy on the set called it “uncomfortable.”

Considering that Lauren charges hundreds of dollars for her toga dresses in her clothing line, she shouldn’t be tripping over the money or press from one measly photo shoot. Audrina needs to get the eff outta there. LC has a bad aura. Bitch is just boring and angry.


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Puff Doody Says, ‘You Can Just Call Me Attention Whore’

June 10th, 2008

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Well, of course, Puff Dookey didn’t say that. Yankee Doodle Diddy did.

On some track by O’Neal Knight, P. Dummy “raps,”

“They call me Puff Daddy…he’s back. Yeah, you heard me right—I said Puff Daddy. I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy shit.”

P. Dumbass also blogged on MySpace about his name change, “This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.”

Everytime I look at P. Diddy, I see a rat’s face. If only P. Rat or P. Mouse sounded good, I would use it. Either way, screw, P. Douche! Not literally. Rats are bad in bed. They get stuck, just like gerbils.

On his myspace, P. Doo Doo has since changed his name back to “P. Diddy.”

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