You know how pretty much everyone with functioning brain cells wondered why Mariah and Nick got hitched in such a hurry? It’s because they didn’t have sex yet; Mimi was waiting for her wedding night to put out.
The pair dated for two months before getting married in April and Carey said sealing the deal on their wedding night was worth the wait.
Mariah said,
“It’s not that we had no intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. We both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was.”
Mariah thinks her pussy is encrusted with diamonds, glitter and butterflies and she was tryna figure out if Nick was worth it first; and in case you didn’t know, Mimi’s vadge sings too. It’s an enchanted place that only a few men are ever granted entrance.
I can’t imagine why a grown ass woman would tie the knot before getting laid. Nick must have some kind of turbo tongue that’s better than a pastry mixer.
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You know 19 of them bags belong to Mariah. To anyone who thinks Mariah and Nick may not last - they will! Mariah is as rich as they cum and Nick knows that it doesn’t get any better than this.
Mariah Carey arrived in London for a three-night stay today… accompanied by 20 suitcases.
The singer and her husband Nick Cannon needed two huge trolleys to carry their bags. Porters pushing them through Heathrow airport seemed bemused by their haul.
This week on the X Factor all the contestants will be performing a Mariah ballad - with the soul singer on hand to instruct them.
I don’t even think Mariah packs any of her own shit. She probably doesn’t make a list of what she wants either, instead she sits in her room and screams out on an intercom what she wants in her bags, sends her bitches out on a scavenger hunt, and fires the one who takes too long to pack a bag. Hurry, hurry, snap snap.
Haha!
Here’s J.Lo and Karl Lagerfield at the Fashion Group’s 25th annual Night of Stars last night in NYC.
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Oh shiz!
Sources close to ABC’s Ugly Betty confirm to me that Lindsay Lohan has been cut from the show.
“They don’t plan to have her back for more episodes,” says a high-level insider. “And they are cutting her out of the episodes they have already shot.”
The main driving force for this decision is that Lindsay was not gelling creatively with the series. “She was not so interested in creating a character,” another reliable insider close to Betty tells me. “She was more interested in just playing herself, and that doesn’t work on a show like this with such heightened reality.”
“Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people … and refused to go on set until America was there — it was a power play. America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”
Hot dayum, I love a fun rumor.
