In news that's sure to send her husband into a drunken rage for no reason, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has been cast on Celebrity Apprentice.

The partnership between Teresa and Donald Trump makes perfect sense, when you think about it: They've both declared bankruptcy numerous times, they both have awful hair, and they both think the world still gives a sh!t about them.

More importantly, Teresa is broke and in desperate need of a new gig, and Trump got huge ratings from the the last Real Housewife he featured on Apprentice, Nene Leakes. Of course, Nene eventually quit the show after her feud with Star Jones reached a boiling point. Here's hoping Teresa will be able to keep her notorious Jersey temper under control. Should make for some interesting television.

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Ivanka Trump and husband Jared Kushner welcomed a baby girl yesterday.

"We feel incredibly grateful and blessed. Thank you all for your support and well wishes!," Ivanka Tweeted last night. Arabella Rose is is the first child Ivanka and Jay, and the third grandchild for Donald Trump.

Congrats to the happy couple and, of course....to the Donald.

Reality TVs top drama queen Nene Leakes quit 'Celebrity Apprentice' during this week's episode and has cited just about every reason for jumping ship. Now Nene had Donald Trump in her crossfire and claims his disrespect and manipulation played a part in her decision to leave the show.

“I felt he was disrespecting me. I’d rather be around people who love and care for me. I don’t want to be in toxic situations, So, I decided to say, ‘Bye,’ because I don’t think you have to be backstabbing and lying and manipulative to raise money for a charity… we’re not on ‘Survivor!’”

The b!tch who is always causing problems says she doesn't want to be in toxic situations. Ha! Nene can't live a day without drama. She probably argues with people over how they breathe just to start a fight.

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Nene Leakes quit Celebrity Apprentice on last night's episode, which shocked Donald Trump. Nene said that Trump "bought into [Star Jones' bullshit]" and that she didn't have to remain on the show and put up with BS to raise money for her charity, adding "The best thing for me to do is just walk away."

Trump says that Nene gave up and she's a quitter. He also told Nene, "Star Jones kicked your ass whether you like it or not."

Always one to bite her tongue, Nene shockingly responded to Trump's comments. NeNe tells us, "Trump was doing things to accommodate Star and not me."

Leakes says she felt producers were constantly trying to "provoke" her ... noting, "All of  the manipulating ... was very toxic. It was a very toxic situation. I'm not a quitter or a loser ... I had to walk out of the show for my own sanity. I feel good about leaving and I don't regret it. I don't believe you need to act like that for charity."

Does anyone care? Nene could never win the show, she's just too ghetto and she was used as a ploy for ratings. She should have left a long time ago.

Donald Trump frequently calls everyone but himself "A DISASTER" but it looks like he has dug his own grave and his publicity campaign has backfired. Who's "The worst president in the history of the United States" now?!

Trump claimed that Barack wasn't born in the States, then Barack released his birth certificate. He has also said that Obama wasn't smart enough to get into an Ivy League school and he doesn't believe that Barack wrote his books.

The Donald was forced to be humble for a few seconds to congratulate President Obama and the military after Osama Bin Laden was killed.

Trump tweeted: "I want to personally congratulate President Obama and the men and women of the Armed Forces for a job very well done.I am so proud to see Americans standing shoulder to shoulder, waving the American flag in celebration of this great victory. We should spend the next several days not debating party politics, but in remembrance of those who lost their lives on 9/11 and those fighting for our freedom. God Bless America."

Donald needs a few days to refuel and think of his next tactic to discredit Obama. Poor Trump also doesn't want to be humiliated any more than he was at the roast so he's basically begging us to stop making him a walking punchline. We'll stop making fun of Donny when he stops giving us material.

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Donald Trump sat in the audience at the 2011 White House Coorespondents' Dinner blushing and looking like an idiot as everyone around him laughed at his expense.

Oh how the tables have turned! President Barack Obama was able to give Trump much more attention than he deserved as he mocked the angry and uneducated reality TV star. Barack Obama was charismatic, charming, and handsome, per usual. Seth Meyers also ripped Donald a new one. In case you didn't watch the broadcast, we highly suggest that you check these out!

Obama White House Correspondents' Dinner

Seth Meyers Roasts Donald Trump

David Letterman had Dr. Phil on his show the other day when he asked Dr. Phil what he thought of Donald Trump. Phil, a friend of Trump, defended Donald and said that he isn't a racist. David Letterman wasn't buying it. Dave said that Donald is racist and that he doesn't want him back on his show until he apologizes first.

Naturally, Trump sent a letter to David, saying: "I was disappointed to hear the statements you made about me last night on your show that I was a 'racist. 'In actuality, nothing could be further from the truth and there is nobody who is less of a racist than Donald Trump. Based upon your statements, and despite the fact that we have always done so well together, especially in your ratings, I am canceling my May 18th appearance on your show. Additionally, please inform your staff that I will likewise not do the 'top ten' list that they had been trying to set up."

Hey Donald, Letterman said he doesn't want you on the show! Good riddance, you pathetic, mid-life crisis suffering dumbf*ck.

David Letterman Says Trump is Racist

Pasty bigot @sshole Donald Trump has responded to CBS' "Face the Nation" host Bob Schieffer. Yesterday, Schieffer had the balls to say that Donald Trump is a racist, but unless one is draped in KKK garb 24 hours/day, most racists, especially public figures, deny that they're the scum of the earth.

Reacting to Trump's insinuation that President Barack Obama may not have had the grades to get into Harvard. Schieffer said, "That's just code for saying he got into law school because he's black. This is an ugly strain of racism that's running through this whole thing."

Donny could never attend any Ivy League school because he's stupid, and the narcissist eloquently denied this allegation and made his rebuttal personal, saying: "That is a terrible statement for a newscaster to make.  I am the last person that such a thing should be said about." Yes, the truth is "terrible." Trump, however, is not.

And why is he "the last person" that we should call a racist? Probably because he's The Donald. How dare us!

Trump continued: "Affirmative action is out there. It's a program that is available. But I have no idea whether it applies in this case.  I'm not suggesting anything." Trump would not say if he supports or opposes affirmative action. But he's clearly trying to douse the flames he ignited, by saying, "Grades are the least important aspect of somebody being president.  It's not a big subject for me."

Ya know what? The only thing worse than being a racist or a flip-flopper is being a racist flip-flopper! Now that Trump caught some heat, he claims that grades are "not a big subject" and "the least important aspect of somebody being president." Then WTF was he talking about yesterday? I don't speak Racist Asshole. Can someone get Mel Gibson to translate for us?!

The Donald has spoken and he's taking major credit for Barack Obama's birth certificate document being released. Donald Trump says he's very proud of himself because he was able to accomplish what no one else was able to accomplish, but now he's jumping on the 'I hope it's real' bandwagon.

"I'm really honored to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue. Now, we have to look at it, we have to see, is it real? Is it proper? But I hope it checks out beautifully."

Donald said now that the birth certificate has been put to rest it's time to get onto more important issues, but he feels like he's "accomplished something really, really important, and I'm honored by it."

Now that's an out of control ego!

Check out video of Donald's full response after the jump!

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Racist, elitist, jealous egomaniac attention-whore-with-a-small-penis reality TV star Donald Trump alleges that Barack Obama is not smart and did not deserve to attend Ivy League schools. Barack obtained his degrees from Columbia and Harvard.

On Monday, The Donald told The Associated Press: "I heard he was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then Harvard? I'm thinking about it, I'm looking into it. Let him show his records."

President Obama earned a Political Science degree from Columbia and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School. Obama didn't release his college transcripts, which Trump alleges is suspicious. Trump continued: "I have friends who have smart sons with great marks, great boards, great everything and they can't get into Harvard. We don't know a thing about this guy."

Donald is obsessed with Barack Obama and obsession is never healthy. We hope Trump runs for President because he doesn't know sh!t about politics and becomes upset whenever he's asked to answer a question that he doesn't know the answer to, which is pretty much every single question!

Trump is the only one looking stupid here. Donald wishes he had Barack's intellect and charisma, instead the best he can do is look awkward on television, flashing his gut and hands around trying to convince us that he's Jesus Christ incarnate.

Sidenote: Donald was supposed to appear on Oprah again for a makeover. Oprah and Barack are close friends. We're guessing that appearance has since been canceled.

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