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Thank Gawd for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. My TV has been playing in the background all day and I swear I've heard that "Beyonce's video is one of the greatest of all time" about 47 times already. Make it stop!

So I'm taking a VMA break to post some pictures of life-sized Barbie and Ken in Milan, Italy.

Paris Hilton's star power continues to fade. I seriously saw these photos and I remembered that: Paris is still breathing, she's still with Doug Reinhardt, she still has massive clown feet, and she continues to look more and more like a bird as her resemblance to her mother grows stronger each day. Sigh. I don't even know if Paris' BFF show is even good anymore. I loved season 1, but didn't check out season 2.

They're baaaack! Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are an item again. I knew you couldn't live another minute without knowing who's sticking it to Paris now.

Folks are saying the two attention whores are back together and Doug Reinhardt is even posting tweets on Twitter about spending time with his wonk-eye girl.

On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: "What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!" The day before that, he wrote: "Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl."

Aw, how frickin' cute they watch SportsCenter together! Who cares! Twitter aggravates me because all these jack-hole celebrities want to Tweet every little thing they do whether it's interesting or not.. Give me a Tweet along the lines of, "my girl and I just experienced a blumpkin together!" And then you'll gain my interest. :)

Folks unfortunately this is my last post for the day cause I've got a load of crap to get accomplished, and little time to do it. Hope you have a fab weekend!

Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt on Tuesday night after walking in on Doug talking with his ex-girlfriend. When Paris saw Doug and his ex, she then threw "fruit and ice cubes" at the chick, natch.

Paris showed up and started going at it. Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal — she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive or aggressive. Paris was throwing accusations, calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about Paris and her tirades.”

Paris Hilton, 28, and Cristiano Ronaldo, 24, were spotted "sucking each other's faces off" at an L.A. club before Paris left for her sister Nicky's house at 2:05. Ronaldo joined them an hour later and he left Nicky's three hours later with a big smile across his face.

Ronaldo is on holiday in California after Manchester United’s season ended in Premier League glory and Champions League defeat. Paris tried to pull him at the same time a year ago, thrusting herself at him in LA club Villa.

On that occasion the player knocked her back. But he never fell off her radar. And a pal said: “She was determined to get her man this time. And what Paris wants, Paris gets… She has been telling anyone who will listen that Ronaldo is the hottest thing she has ever seen… She thinks he is sexy and exotic, and loves his body. And she loves men with accents. She says it’s like an aphrodisiac.” Penis is an aphrodisiac to Paris!

Paris Hilton's rep confirms that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer a couple!

Paris Hilton, 28, and Doug Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six whole months! Triple digits shiz! On more than one occasion, Paris has said that she's like to have kids and Doug would be perfect. Sounds like Doug won't be her sperm donor and Paris' whoring campaign continues!

Paris rep says,

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."

I think there's like an explosive in Paris Hilton's vagina that goes off if the same dude penetrates it too many times. Paris had to end things. She had no choice. She's just trying to stabilize her pH and slow down mutations. She'll be onto some new dude(s) by next month.

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Doug Reinhardt used to appear on The Hills, but Paris says "I've never seen the show in my life." Okay then, b*tch, how the eff do you know how lame and fake it is?!

Paris says that Doug Reinhardt won't be back on the show, but that's not a surprise. He has more important things to do now that he's using Paris - like producing the next season of her BFF show in Dubai! Can you believe Paris is allowing this man to use her for sex and fame and she's getting him a job? SMH.

Paris says, 

"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame. I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."

Reinhardt's reality days aren't entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

"He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai."

Well if Paris says something is lame and fake - unlike her very real BFF show where she abandons the show's winners - then The Hills has got some problems.

Paris Hilton has made one of Doug Reinhardt's neighbors so miserable that he's willing to pay his landlord an extra $5,000 if he sends Paris packing.

The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She's lived there a grand total of 5 days ... already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism. We're told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.

The neighbor rents his property for $22,000 but is willing to pay $27,000 a month if Paris gets the boot. The neighbor requested that TMZ keep him anonymous, but this rich dude sounds crazier than Paris Hilton. If he knows who Paris is, he should know that her relationships are seasonal. His 'ruined life' will be much better by August. Tops.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are headed for a split. Paris has said that she wants to get married and have kids and Doug has said that his infected girlfriend is wifey material. The two are moving pretty fast and the fame whores have been seen everywhere on a very frequent basis.

Just four days after Paris moved into Doug's crib, the po po were called to his house at 1 in the a.m. today. The two were screaming at each other and neighbors couldn't sleep.

When cops arrived, Paris and Doug wouldn't open the front gate, so they hopped the fence. Paris and Doug opened the door, cops spoke with them and the loud arguing stopped.

Earlier in the evening, Paris and Doug were at an event in Hollywood and had a pretty intense argument. Apparently, they took it home.

The night Paris moved in, there was a ridiculously loud party and neighbors complained to cops. The next morning, six cars on the street were keyed.

Paris really doesn't seem like the arguing type, does she? She seems too stupid to be able to carry on any kind of conversation, let alone an argument. I can't imagine what she'd be fighting over, either, other than trying to talk him into having an open relationship or giving excuses for forgetting to take her Valtrex.

Paris Hilton and her douchey boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are vacationing in the Caribbean right now and it looks like Paris' bikini came in a kid's size. Her deflated booty is too big for her bikini, but who cares about that? Paris is turning into an Indian woman from the booty crack up. At least we can all take solace knowing that the b*tch will be kept off her back for the next few days. Someone should tell her that semen is SPF 0.

Paris Hilton's pretty boy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt brought the ghetto out at a Hollywood club this morning.

It was a little after 1 a.m. when a man came up to Paris and grabbed on her titties. Doug immediately pushed the pervert away, but the pervert's friends then threw a beer bottle at Doug's massive head... I mean that literally. That thing is huge. Unluckily for everyone, the bottle missed its target.

The club promoter then grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. So manly! As the a-hole was in the headlock, a brilliant opportunist then pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. The people that Paris bumped into then surrounded her and kept her safe from the fighting! ZOMG. Not if I were there.

NEXT, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock, and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started everythang by grabbing Paris' bee sting tits joined in and was punching Doug!

Pretty good celebrity brawl so far, right? Wait, there’s more!

Frankie Delgado jumped into the action (literally jumping over people), and kicked the fight-starting, boob-grabber in the head.

Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.

And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!

Okay, I think this is officially the best gossip story I've posted on POTP thus far for 2009. Go attention whore, fighter dumbasses and idiot who wanted to cop a feel of Paris' A-cups. Woot!

Year after year the Coachella festival brings out some of the biggest acts in music and the music-loving Hollywood elite. This year did not disappoint as Paris Hilton, a Coachella regular brought her new Z-list boy toy, surprisingly Reese Witherspoon showed up and Dita Von Teese looked like she was dropped off at the wrong spot. Coachella is scorching hot! I would never wear an ounce of makeup at a place like this but Dita was painted.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt