Doug Reinhardt isn't known for much besides appearing on The Hills, dating Paris Hilton and.... Well, that's pretty much it, but he may be the next victim of Kristin Cavallari's magical vagina!

Radar Online has sources who claim they saw Kristin and Doug making out with each other Saturday night at the Voyeur nightclub in Hollywood.

“They were so cute, holding hands and smooching. At one point, they were actually making out.”

Who hasn't Kristin made out with? It's like common protocol for her to shove her tongue down a guy's throat, and grab his package before he even gets a chance to ask her name. Kristin and Doug have known each other for years, but that doesn't mean she isn't accepting his T-bone when he's offering.

Douchelord Doug Reinhardt has moved on from Paris Hilton to Miss World USA 2008, Lane Lindell.

Lane is a 5'10 model and beauty queen from Tampa Bay, Florida. She's a student at the University of Georgia and Doug had been spending "every night" with her for the past few weeks. Awww... the honeymoon phase. Doug was riding Paris' coattails for years, or he had feelings for Paris, so he may actually be the commitment type and this may progress from f*ckship status to an actual relationship.

Lane's cute and she doesn't have any wonk eye going on either. This relationship is Pop on the Pop approved.

Dating Miss USA Rima Fakih may be an upgrade for Doug Reinhardt, but it's definitely a downgrade for the pageant queen. Us Weekly reports the two have been on a few dates together, and she even made Doug watch the Miss USA pageant! He must be p*ssy whipped, or he totally dug her pole dancing.

"They met through friends and have been talking and seeing each other," the source says. "He flew to NYC to do press [for his new show, The Reinhardts: Family Comes First], but knew she would be here and they would get together."

"She's flying to L.A. to see him next week," adds the insider. "It's very new, but they're having a good time. She made him watch the Miss USA pageant."

Rima may want to put Doug through rigorous STD tests before she sleeps with him. We don't want a beauty queen representing us who's running around with herpes and crabs left over from Paris Hilton's crotch.

Since Paris Hilton has been dating Doug Reinhardt, she hasn't been making an *ss out of herself as much as she used to. They've been pretty good about staying out of the lime light but the couple will be popping up on a reality TV show from time to time.

According to the NY Post Doug Reinhardt is currently working on producing a reality show that will center around his sister Casey and her friends, but you can expect Doug and Paris to make a couple appearances too.

The frozen burrito heir is producing a Kardashian-style show for his sister, Casey, a former star of MTV series "Laguna Beach." An insider said, "Doug and Paris will also appear on the show, and E! bosses hope that an engagement will happen in the next six months."

Which means E! will be all over the idea of televising Doug and Paris' wedding if they do get engaged on the show. It's okay because they'll get hit with the reality show curse and break up less than a year after the show airs. Hell, even if there wasn't a show I think these two will go their separate ways by the end of 2010. Who can possibly stand being around Paris Hilton as much as Doug? It's keeping his image and name in the news, which I'm sure is his prime reason for sticking with wonk eye in the first place.

It's no secret that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are a match made in drama heaven, but I think it's time for the two to split up and go their separate ways.  Doug and Paris apparently got into a fight around Halloween which ended with Doug putting his hands on Paris' neck like he was choking her. A friend pulled her out of the car and the night went on as usual.

The duo were at it again when the cops were called to Paris' house to respond to a 'drunk people arguing' report.

An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, "Don't go, don't go!" Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began "shoving each other." The last the eyewitness saw Paris and Doug go back up the driveway.

If Paris doesn't do something about her craptacular relationship now, she'll end up getting a beating from Doug Reinhardt and as much as I don't like Paris, that just isn't cool.  Don't end up being the next Rihanna!

Thank Gawd for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. My TV has been playing in the background all day and I swear I've heard that "Beyonce's video is one of the greatest of all time" about 47 times already. Make it stop!

So I'm taking a VMA break to post some pictures of life-sized Barbie and Ken in Milan, Italy.

Paris Hilton's star power continues to fade. I seriously saw these photos and I remembered that: Paris is still breathing, she's still with Doug Reinhardt, she still has massive clown feet, and she continues to look more and more like a bird as her resemblance to her mother grows stronger each day. Sigh. I don't even know if Paris' BFF show is even good anymore. I loved season 1, but didn't check out season 2.

They're baaaack! Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are an item again. I knew you couldn't live another minute without knowing who's sticking it to Paris now.

Folks are saying the two attention whores are back together and Doug Reinhardt is even posting tweets on Twitter about spending time with his wonk-eye girl.

On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: "What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!" The day before that, he wrote: "Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl."

Aw, how frickin' cute they watch SportsCenter together! Who cares! Twitter aggravates me because all these jack-hole celebrities want to Tweet every little thing they do whether it's interesting or not.. Give me a Tweet along the lines of, "my girl and I just experienced a blumpkin together!" And then you'll gain my interest. :)

Folks unfortunately this is my last post for the day cause I've got a load of crap to get accomplished, and little time to do it. Hope you have a fab weekend!

Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt on Tuesday night after walking in on Doug talking with his ex-girlfriend. When Paris saw Doug and his ex, she then threw "fruit and ice cubes" at the chick, natch.

Paris showed up and started going at it. Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal — she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive or aggressive. Paris was throwing accusations, calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about Paris and her tirades.”

Paris Hilton, 28, and Cristiano Ronaldo, 24, were spotted "sucking each other's faces off" at an L.A. club before Paris left for her sister Nicky's house at 2:05. Ronaldo joined them an hour later and he left Nicky's three hours later with a big smile across his face.

Ronaldo is on holiday in California after Manchester United’s season ended in Premier League glory and Champions League defeat. Paris tried to pull him at the same time a year ago, thrusting herself at him in LA club Villa.

On that occasion the player knocked her back. But he never fell off her radar. And a pal said: “She was determined to get her man this time. And what Paris wants, Paris gets… She has been telling anyone who will listen that Ronaldo is the hottest thing she has ever seen… She thinks he is sexy and exotic, and loves his body. And she loves men with accents. She says it’s like an aphrodisiac.” Penis is an aphrodisiac to Paris!

Paris Hilton's rep confirms that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer a couple!

Paris Hilton, 28, and Doug Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six whole months! Triple digits shiz! On more than one occasion, Paris has said that she's like to have kids and Doug would be perfect. Sounds like Doug won't be her sperm donor and Paris' whoring campaign continues!

Paris rep says,

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."

I think there's like an explosive in Paris Hilton's vagina that goes off if the same dude penetrates it too many times. Paris had to end things. She had no choice. She's just trying to stabilize her pH and slow down mutations. She'll be onto some new dude(s) by next month.

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Doug Reinhardt used to appear on The Hills, but Paris says "I've never seen the show in my life." Okay then, b*tch, how the eff do you know how lame and fake it is?!

Paris says that Doug Reinhardt won't be back on the show, but that's not a surprise. He has more important things to do now that he's using Paris - like producing the next season of her BFF show in Dubai! Can you believe Paris is allowing this man to use her for sex and fame and she's getting him a job? SMH.

Paris says, 

"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame. I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."

Reinhardt's reality days aren't entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

"He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai."

Well if Paris says something is lame and fake - unlike her very real BFF show where she abandons the show's winners - then The Hills has got some problems.