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I haven’t been hitched befo, but I’ve heard that the sex comes to a halt, gets boring, calculated, penciled in!
You fight, you fuss, you do boring things together and you start farting during love making sessions. There’s no intimacy left! Then you stop shaving your legs, shower every two days, claim you’re on your period when you’re not and walk outta the room in the middle of conversations.
Then, in Reese’s case, she’s a mother of two, still in contact with her ex. She’s always working on some movie in different locations, then promoting ’em all over the world. Before you know it you’re making PR statements about how you both “simply grew apart” and “remain the best of friends.” - DOOM!
Wait it out first, Reese. Don’t pull a Mariah Carey on us.
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Lindsay: I’m just going to keep staring at Joel until I figure out what Nicole Richie sees in him.
Joel: Where am I?
Star Magazine claims that Nicole Richie was “crushed” because it seemed that her boyfriend Joel Madden was “more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.”
Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!
“Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.”
Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn’t answering his phone. “He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.”
Um, I really hope Nicole Richie didn’t get upset. Lindsay Hohan is a lesbian and she’s not into troll dick. Nothin’ to worry about.
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“Beyonce Knowles still won’t confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she’d confirm she’s pregnant. But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple’s first child. ‘She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,’ a source said.
Beyonce won’t confirm she has a baby even after she’s given birth, so you can expect an official announcement when she’s a grandma.
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I love this picture of Ashlee. You can barely see her nose. She looks like a bird fo sho.
Here’s the blurb:
“So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude -no industry connects.
He met Ashley at some club in West Hollywood a little over a year ago and they shacked up a few times over a two month period or so. We used to give him shit about her taste in guys because she was dating that tool box Pete Wentz.
TJ never admitted to sleeping with her, but when I asked him about her pregnancy he said “I did the math dude, trust me, it’s not mine.” haaa, I hope not!. These are the pics TJ sent me last year when they showed up on some Ashley fan site -enjoy”
So whoever wrote this lil blurb sounds like a mutha effin’ soCal frat boy! He met Ashley “at some club” and they “shacked up.” Scratch that. What frat boy says “shacked up”? And btw, West Hollywood is the gay part of town, where all the gay clubs are at. Does this dude swing both ways? And he didn’t sperminate the ho either. BOR-RING!
If Ashlee and Pete just started screwing and she let some douche dip his peen in her, I could care less. She already admitted that when her and Pete started sucking faces when they were both in other relationships. This no shocker but it makes me wonder if Ash will be bangin’ other dudes while Pete’s on tour?
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Or maybe it’s Ryan Phillippe’s. Ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!
Yes, yet again, another female starlet is the victim of tabloid writers claiming she has a “baby bump.” Who you think the baby daddy be? Is it a large bottle of water, or a sandwich? I’m guessing yogurt and a banana.
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In Touch magazine is “reporting” that Britney Spears has spent $61 million since February 2007! Um, isn’t she on a $2,500/week allowance? I call bullshite!
Jamie must have learned just how much of a toll Britney’s crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head, has had on her bank account — she’s lost nearly $61 million. “It’s staggering how much money has been used up,” a family friend says.
In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an accountant. Jamie hired his own accountants to sort out the money mess and bring an end to the 26-year-old’s excessive spending.
“It’s been quite a challenge getting things under control,” the insider says.
A few things I love about this article - “Britney’s crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head” - they still have to bring it up that the ho went bald! That’ll be on her tombstone. Too funny.
Second, I’m not a rocket scientist genius person, but how would Britney “lose” 50 million on a tour that she didn’t go on?! Didn’t royalties come in from her platinum selling album, “Blackout”? Did it go platinum? It at least went Gold within the first few weeks. She had royalties from that. And she didn’t promote shit, so she saved money on promotion. I’m not understanding how you can “lose” money you didn’t have nor intended to gain in the first place. Bitch knew she wasn’t going on tour. You can’t subtract zero from zero. At least I think not?…
Her dad needs to “sort out the money mess” from all Brit’s “excessive spending”? On what! Her weave is only touched every four months and her expenses consist of crap from Rite Aid and Starbucks frappuccinos. Brit even recycles her stained clothes and the skin on her feet has grown into her boots, they’re the only shoes she wears. Sounds like she’s been saving, not spending.
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I haven’t been hitched befo, but I’ve heard that the sex comes to a halt, gets boring, calculated, penciled in!
