Dumb Rumor?

I'm not gonna lie and say that these two are "dating." Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we're talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson's ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn't have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she's an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don't ask me why I know some people do that, or don't... I feel corrupted.

Although Danger "smashed the homies," she didn't get knocked up from Ray-J.

Danger, real name Monica Leon, is an aspiring artist. She had her daughter last week, but Ray-J is not the father. Monica made this video to clear up rumors and to promote her artwork. She looks so different with blonde hair.

Josh Duhamel must not be feelin' Fergie's lovely lady lumps any longer. Rumor has it that he did the nasty with a stripper in Atlanta, Georgia. Stripper Nicole Forrester sold her story to the National Enquirer and passed a polygraph test to prove it's true.

Josh isn't gonna take it from Nicole's whore mouth and had his people release a statement denying the allegations.

"This is not the first, nor will it be the last time, that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous."

People think that if they go across the country and tap some booty, that they'll never get caught. Just when you least expect it, that cheat comes creeping around the corner and bites you in the *ss. Fergie's a tough chick and if this story ends up being true, she should totally b*tch slap him!

It is coming from the Enquirer, so don't read too much into it just yet. You can check Nicole out in the first pic below, she's not all that.

The new issue of Star magazine claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly married. POTP didn't publish it cause we thought it was rubbish.

Now Joel has posted a blog on his website saying, "I keep getting emails from old friends and family asking about a wedding. NO we didn't get married."

Isn't it strange that someone would send another person AN EMAIL asking 'em if they got married? WTF! Pick up the phone. Flex those finger muscles and dial 'em up, I swear technology creates too many borders, but I digress.

Nicole and Joel both say that they're going to get married "one day" and sh*t. I'll believe it when I see their overpriced wedding photos published in the tabloids.

Lindsay Lohan and married actor Balthazar Getty made headlines yesterday for allegedly making out at a Hollywood club over the weekend.

But last night Lindsay went to Teddy's at The Rossevelt Hotel in Hollywood to watch Samantha Ronson deejay. Linds and Sam "talked non-stop" while Samantha was working and they later left the club together.

When asked about Balthazar, Lindsay said that it's not true and that she met him "for the first time" the story broke.

Linds denies it all, saying, “Where are the pictures? You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]?” - I SURE DO! Especially when Lindsay's notorious for hooking up with people she "just met." LiLo went on to say that she loves Samantha.

I want to know what kind of super powers John Mayer has in his wang to make Jennifer get back with him. He has some sort of magical penis that lures her back in. It must shoot fairy dust instead of sperm when he squirts.

Sources say Jennifer Aniston isn't done with John just yet and the two are rekindling their romance.

"He really got to her, and she's hooked on him,she just can't let go.There's something about John that she just can't resist."

John also thinks Jen is a great person to bang when he's bored and "he thinks she's amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her."

They were both seen in NYC on September 22 but were rumored to have hooked up later that night at the Four Seasons Hotel. Maniston may be back on, but they'll split up again by the time spring comes around.

Everybody wants a piece of Michael Jackson memorabilia that is one of a kind and there isn't any that's more unique than this. Ralph Cohen, who was an executive producer of the Pepsi commercial where Michael's head went up in flames, has some strands of Michael's burnt hair that he wants to sell.

Ralph obtained the strands when he put his jacket on Michael's head to help put the flames out. He says once the pyrotechnics went off and Michael was half way down the stairs, he noticed his head was on fire.

"There was so much lights and so many different things go on but I noticed his hair was on fire and I immediately rushed out from my position. I pulled my jacket off as I was running and proceeded to, when I reached him, put it over his head."

This dude has to be a taco short of a fiesta if he's been keeping some nasty burned hair in a bag for the past 25 years. This supposed burnt hair could be pubic hair that someone took a flame to the end of and claimed it was Michael's hair for all we know. If you want a few straggles of Michael's hair to show all your friends, they go on auction at Edwardian Radisson Hotel at Heathrow, London, on October 17.

If Michael Bay or script writers need any ideas on how Megan Fox should be finished off in Transformers 3, I'm offering my services free of charge.

Megan has sh*t talked about director Michael Bay on numerous occasions cause she's socially retarded like that. Transformers put the self-professed tranny on the map, and now In Touch Weekly is reporting that movie insiders are saying Megan's end may be in sight.

“Michael’s pretty much discovered Megan and now he’s very quietly looking for her replacement. He hasn’t decided if he’s going to kill her off in the next movie, but he just wants to be prepared.”

If the death scene does materialize, Megan will be killed off just minutes into the film! Happy Tuesday.

Lindsay Lohan, her father Michael and mother Dina all have the same form of crazy running deep within their brains, what I call Extreme Attention Whorism. Now if there's anyone who should pull a Miley Cyrus and delete their Twitter, it's Lindsay.

Why passive Samantha Ronson continues to put up wth Lindsay's embarrassing tweets is beyond me. Fame and drugs are Lindsay's drug of choice and Lindsay's fish taco is Samantha's.

I'm not so sure this is Linds' new real Twitter, but I made this post just in case.

Tila Tequila has posted some strange tweets on Twitter this week about committing suicide.

Who knows what is going through her head but she posted Monday evening that "It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me." I don't know what she's smoking but she believes God wants her to do it.

"I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It's not about that though! Like I said, God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there."

The Tila Tequila suicide watch has begun since she plans on killing herself in two weeks according to her tweets.  

"At least i care enough 2 tell u that u have 2 more weeks w me here So enjoy it. Appreciate it Now that u know im gone soon."