Dumb Rumor?

Aurdina Patridge and Glee's Mark Salling were spotted flirting with each other at L.A. club Voyeur last Thursday.

Audrina and Mark shared a table and were spotted laughing and "talking into one another's ear." Nightclubs are always silent, so talking into someone's ear must means that y'all are f*cking for sure!

Just before 11pm, Patridge and Palling left Voyeur with their respective entourages -- their cars following one another, heading out into the night together.

I'm not buying it cause I saw Mark Salling on Monday at the New Moon premiere and he was with another ho. Anyway, what is interesting is all the people who were in the same spot that night: Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, Leona Lewis, Levi Johnston, Mya, Kristin Cavalari, Whitney Port and a few other D-listers.

Sounds like a good time.

After filing for divorce just a month ago, Avril Lavigne is single and ready to mingle. Before she mingles with the men, she needs to mingle with her dentist and get those fanged snaggleteeth fixed but who am I to judge?

Avril is rumored to be hooking up with Hollywood slut Wilmer Valderrama and the two have been spotted together on numerous occasions. They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation a few years ago, but things started to get hot and heavy between the two last month. The two kept the relationship quiet and went on a date Oct. 29 but decided to take it to the streets when they were seen at LA club Wonderland last Saturday.

"She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other's ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2."

There probably is something going on but just because she had her hand on his leg and was all up in his ear doesn't mean their sexing it up. Now if she was rubbing his peter and had her tongue shoved in his ear, I would totally say they're f*cking but I'm going to assume it's a rumor at this point. I need to hear about some hot and heavy kinky action going on before I totally believe the new couple rumors.  

Carrie Underwood has been dating hockey player Mike Fisher for a year but she has no plans to move in with him.

Last week OK! magazine claimed that Carrie, 26, was moving in with Mike because she said that she had cleared out space in Mike's closet and stocked his kitchen with her favorites. They thought she was moving in because of that?!

Underwood writes: "I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. This is beyond not true...just another example of people making stuff up out of thin air!"

She goes on to say that "neither one of us would ever do that. I would never live with my boyfriend...not my style."

In the 'thank you' section of Carrie's new album, Play On, she gets pretty mushy about her Mikey, saying that he's the "most amazing addition" to her life and that she loves him "so much" and she thanks God for him "every day."

That's so adorable.

I'm not gonna lie and say that these two are "dating." Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we're talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson's ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn't have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she's an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don't ask me why I know some people do that, or don't... I feel corrupted.

Although Danger "smashed the homies," she didn't get knocked up from Ray-J.

Danger, real name Monica Leon, is an aspiring artist. She had her daughter last week, but Ray-J is not the father. Monica made this video to clear up rumors and to promote her artwork. She looks so different with blonde hair.

Josh Duhamel must not be feelin' Fergie's lovely lady lumps any longer. Rumor has it that he did the nasty with a stripper in Atlanta, Georgia. Stripper Nicole Forrester sold her story to the National Enquirer and passed a polygraph test to prove it's true.

Josh isn't gonna take it from Nicole's whore mouth and had his people release a statement denying the allegations.

"This is not the first, nor will it be the last time, that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous."

People think that if they go across the country and tap some booty, that they'll never get caught. Just when you least expect it, that cheat comes creeping around the corner and bites you in the *ss. Fergie's a tough chick and if this story ends up being true, she should totally b*tch slap him!

It is coming from the Enquirer, so don't read too much into it just yet. You can check Nicole out in the first pic below, she's not all that.

The new issue of Star magazine claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly married. POTP didn't publish it cause we thought it was rubbish.

Now Joel has posted a blog on his website saying, "I keep getting emails from old friends and family asking about a wedding. NO we didn't get married."

Isn't it strange that someone would send another person AN EMAIL asking 'em if they got married? WTF! Pick up the phone. Flex those finger muscles and dial 'em up, I swear technology creates too many borders, but I digress.

Nicole and Joel both say that they're going to get married "one day" and sh*t. I'll believe it when I see their overpriced wedding photos published in the tabloids.

Lindsay Lohan and married actor Balthazar Getty made headlines yesterday for allegedly making out at a Hollywood club over the weekend.

But last night Lindsay went to Teddy's at The Rossevelt Hotel in Hollywood to watch Samantha Ronson deejay. Linds and Sam "talked non-stop" while Samantha was working and they later left the club together.

When asked about Balthazar, Lindsay said that it's not true and that she met him "for the first time" the story broke.

Linds denies it all, saying, “Where are the pictures? You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]?” - I SURE DO! Especially when Lindsay's notorious for hooking up with people she "just met." LiLo went on to say that she loves Samantha.

I want to know what kind of super powers John Mayer has in his wang to make Jennifer get back with him. He has some sort of magical penis that lures her back in. It must shoot fairy dust instead of sperm when he squirts.

Sources say Jennifer Aniston isn't done with John just yet and the two are rekindling their romance.

"He really got to her, and she's hooked on him,she just can't let go.There's something about John that she just can't resist."

John also thinks Jen is a great person to bang when he's bored and "he thinks she's amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her."

They were both seen in NYC on September 22 but were rumored to have hooked up later that night at the Four Seasons Hotel. Maniston may be back on, but they'll split up again by the time spring comes around.

Everybody wants a piece of Michael Jackson memorabilia that is one of a kind and there isn't any that's more unique than this. Ralph Cohen, who was an executive producer of the Pepsi commercial where Michael's head went up in flames, has some strands of Michael's burnt hair that he wants to sell.

Ralph obtained the strands when he put his jacket on Michael's head to help put the flames out. He says once the pyrotechnics went off and Michael was half way down the stairs, he noticed his head was on fire.

"There was so much lights and so many different things go on but I noticed his hair was on fire and I immediately rushed out from my position. I pulled my jacket off as I was running and proceeded to, when I reached him, put it over his head."

This dude has to be a taco short of a fiesta if he's been keeping some nasty burned hair in a bag for the past 25 years. This supposed burnt hair could be pubic hair that someone took a flame to the end of and claimed it was Michael's hair for all we know. If you want a few straggles of Michael's hair to show all your friends, they go on auction at Edwardian Radisson Hotel at Heathrow, London, on October 17.