Dumb Rumor?

The newest rumor in the Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Broke Up rumor mill is that Nessa thinks that Johnny cheated on her with Angelina Jolie. Angie and Johnny worked in Venice together on The Tourist.

Angie is being called "the reason Johnny Depp's relationship with longtime love Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks."

Vanessa's "jealousy and suspicions ended up destroying" the couple.

The Enquirer went on to say that Angelina stole Brad from Jen. A source adds "Angelina drove a wedge between them." Puhlease.

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LeAnn Rimes may be joining in the case of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. LeAnn's husband is the ex-husband of RHOBH castmember Brandi Glanville. The National Enquirer reports that "Producers have asked Elvis’s former girlfriend Linda Thompson to join the cast, as well as 29-year-old LeAnn Rimes."

An insider said that if LeAnn joins the show, considering that Brandi is also a Housewife, it would be "an instant recipe for fireworks."

I'm not believing this rumor for one second. It's too predictable! Besides, if LeAnn joined the cast, Brandi would probably quit.

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According to a new rumor, Simon Cowell wants Beyonce to be a judge on The X Factor. He wants to pay her $100 million to pretend to care about aspiring singers on a reality television show. None of this makes sense to us. B has a new baby and she and her husband already have enough money.

Cowell allegedly wants to pay Beyonce $100 million, he also hopes to snatch Mariah Carey for another judge slot.

I don't believe this rumor, but I do believe that Simon wants some of the biggest names in entertainment to join him on the judging panel. What he needs to realize is that he can't buy everyone. These celebs have other things to do, and they've been busy with their thriving careers before his show began. Trying to fit judging some reality show into an already tight schedule isn't exactly at the top of their To Do lists.

The list of wacky rumors surrounding Demi Moore's post-divorce "meltdown" currently includes: she's addicted to whip-its, she's addicted to Red Bull, and she's obsessed with "acting young" (judging from those first two, "young" apparently means fourteen). Now there's another rumor which, knowing Demi's fondness for younger dudes, might not be so ridiculous.

According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Demi's desperate desire to remain young has led her to attempt hook-ups with men even younger than her ex-husband, including 24 year-old High School Musical star, Zac Efron. An anonymous insider tells the magazine that Demi "tracked down" Zac at a party just before her collapse, and friends were concerned, as the actress "seemed out of her mind at this party."

Zac apparently rejected Demi's advances, which served as another blow to her already diminished self-esteem. "She's been really down, and she's surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better," the source says. "She's been mixing pills and Red Bulls, among other things." Sad stuff. If Demi is really that hard up for a young dude to help her spend her millions, I'd like her to know I'm always available.

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Is Demi Moore's team trying to hide her real addictions by claiming that she's addicted to a friggin' energy drink?! Demi "was obsessively drinking Red Bull" just weeks before she was rushed to the hospital.

Demi has had Red Bull delivered to her house "as early as 2002."

TMZ reports: "The delivery schedule was frequent enough to ensure Demi was never without Red Bull." Isn't that the point of having a product delivered?!

Moore was allegedly drinking Red Bull instead of eating food, in the months preceding her hospitalization.

Demi partied two weeks ago and she "consumed a massive amount of Red Bull but never touched alcohol."

Uh, Demi needs help because she has some serious issues and she was not rushed to the hospital for drinking Red Bull. Try again.

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Miley Cyrus has never been overweight to begin with, but In Touch Weekly claims that the former Disney star spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds late last year. Miles wanted to prep for her Hawaiian vacation with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

Miley does look great these days

Miley was reportedly working with a nutritionist, chef, and her old personal trainer, Harley Pasternak.

"Miley probably spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks. She didn't care what it cost as long as she looked good," a friend said.

I agree with Miles! First of all, she has millions and millions of dollars. Secondly, the paparazzi photos of her in a 2-piece will be on the Internet forever. Might as well look good, especially if you can afford it.

The debate about Khloe Kardashian's paternity rages on, with everyone from unknown animator Todd Waterman to football legend/murderer OJ Simpson being suggested as possible Sasquatch fathers. But now, an LA hairdresser who was, ahem, "close" with Kris Jenner in the 80s has emerged as the most likely baby daddy candidate.

That's Kris' friend with benefits Alex Roldan on the right, and if that ain't family resemblance, then I don't know what is. The shot of Alex is a screencap from a video that Kris made in the 80s in honor of her "friends" (read: guys she banged). Sources confirm that Alex and Kris slept together, but at this point I basically just assume that every straight dude who spent time in the Los Angeles area in the early 80s got it in with Kris, so that's a given.

To recap: Alex is a tall dude with a Khloe-esque grill who allegedly had sex with Kris Jenner around the time Khloe was conceived. Add to that pile of evidence the fact that Khloe's middle name is Alexandra, and I think we found our baby daddy! Case closed.

Angelina Jolie recently said that she plans on having another biological child and OK! Magazine claims that she has already been impregnated again. Angie recently said "I could end up pregnant," which is a pretty cool way of saying that she's not on birth control so it's likely to happen.

OK Magazine reports: A source close to the Oscar-winner reveals that Angelina is expecting her seventh child and telling friends she can't wait to be a mom again. "She's almost three months along."

Brad Pitt's girlfriend is reportedly "telling a select group of people," like the person who leaked the news to OK! and she is "really savoring every moment" although she's reportedly having morning sickness.

Brangelina is fiercely private, so I guess we'll know that Angie's preggers when the baby's head is being pulled from her stomach! I also guess that this is the kind of rumor that's generated months after you say "I could end up pregnant."

Photos of Lamar Odom with some thin blonde chick have surfaced. The 6'10 basketball player is seen sitting down with his legs spread as a blonde chick is sandwiched between his monster thighs. In another photo, Lamar's alleged mistress is seen hugging him, and in the last photo, the blonde girl is seen posing with tape covering up her nipples on her A-cups.

Starzuncut reports: "It’s not the first time he’s been hanging out with strippers since his marriage to Khloe Kardashian. Lamar loves the strippers. One of my former girlfriends is seen here getting up close and personal with Odom. They have been hanging out a whole lot."

Are these pictures a smoking gun? I think the photos just exemplify that celebrities are not supposed to have friends of the opposite sex - LAMAR AND SOME STRIPPER PHOTOS

Reporters these days are so thirsty! People magazine wrote that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez is engaged, printing a "confirmation" from a jeweler, but it turns out that Olivier just gifted Halle with a ring.

Halle's jewelry is NOT an engagement ring, sources close to the couple tell TMZ.

Halle and Olivier are in a "committed relationship" and they may marry, but for now they are not engaged. Damn.