Archive for the 'Dumb Rumor?' Category

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Parents Quit Each Other

October 8th, 2008

Photo of Jake Gyllenhaals Parents Quit Each OtherCan’t they just go to brokeback mountain for a “high-altitude fuck” and make it all better?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s parents - screenwriter Naomi Foner, and dad, director Stephen Gyllenhaal, have separated.

“Nobody saw this coming. The family is completely distraught, but they are all uniting during this sad time.Stephen has moved out,” says an insider about the breakup of the tight-knit clan.

How tragic! And right before the holidays, too.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Isn’t Pregnant Again

October 8th, 2008

Photo of Jamie Lynn Spears Isnt Pregnant AgainGive the teenage mother a fucking break. The moment I read that Jamie Lynn is knocked up again, via various blogs reporting from The National Enquirer, I knew it was bullshit. It’s not even funny actually. But I do wish it were true. Heh.

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney’s baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.


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You May Have Wondered Why I Didn’t Address The LC Hooking Up With Justin Bobby Rumor…

October 8th, 2008

Photo of You May Have Wondered Why I Didnt Address The LC Hooking Up With Justin Bobby Rumor...Reading the scandalous headline alone about this rumor seriously exhausted me. Are we in 7th grade again? Did Lauren pass Justin Bobby a note in science class and tell him she wants alone time with him during recess?

On Monday of last week rumors surfaced that L.C. hooked up with Justin Bobby in Las Vegas. Justin Bobby allegedly told Audrina about it, prompting Audrina to remove L.C. from the top friend slot on her myspace, change her status to “shocked” and L.C. did the same - removed Audrina from the top slot on her myspace page.

You know I can’t stand L.C. so I’m happy about this rumor. It gives me another reason to call her fake, boring ass a skank. I don’t believe this rumor for a nano second, though.

L.C. is too prissy for Justin Bobby. She likes her men thick, easy on the eyes, with shit for brains. And Justin Bobby… well, he’s missing the thick part, so I just couldn’t see this hookup happening.

Plus L.C. cherishes her friendships so much, because you can tell she has all kinds of walls up and she allows no one in her circles, it’s unlikely she would fuck JB. It also irritates me that she’s tryna make it sound like her and Audrina have been tight like knots forever in her defense myspace blog (posted on Friday).

When the magazine I used to write for interviewed Audrina, she said producers approached her and asked her to be on “The Hills.” She had never met Lauren before; their friendship is entirely scripted! They are not as close as MTV’s trying to front and if Audrina really would turn her back on L.C. over something like this, that is tragic for Lauren. Everyone truly hates her.

Had the tables been turned, L.C. would forgive Audrina in a heartbeat because she’s that desperate.

I honestly hope everything works out for L.C. I am so glad I’m not famous and don’t have to deal with such annoying rumors.

Here’s Lauren’s Myspace blog: (more…)


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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Isn’t Leaving The View

October 3rd, 2008


The View wouldn’t be the same without resident conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck. She’s a crucial part of the show. Her crazy is necessary. Reports surfaced earlier this week that she was leaving the show for a gig at Fox News Channel.

“While Elisabeth [Hasselbeck] has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View,” her agent said in a statement on Thursday. “Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations.”


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I’m Glad I Didn’t Report This Rumor Yesterday

September 30th, 2008

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Now, Britney Spears will make the television debut of her first new single “Womanizer” from her upcoming album Circus on MTV’s The Hills.

The “Womanizer” television debut will occur during the Monday, September 29 episode of The Hills. The “Womanizer” single was released to radio on Friday, September 26.

Some people were blogging that Britney’s video for “Womanizer” would debut on The Hills yesterday. I didn’t. You can thank me later. I did watch The Hills last night, though, ironically. It’s cause “New York Goes to Hollywood” wasn’t on.

Britney’s “Womanizer” had like a 2-second sound byte. The video did not debut. Get it right, silly bloggers!

And woah! Spencer was being so rude to Heidi’s mom. I love when Heidi’s mom started bawling during lunch. Heidi froze. That shit was not in the script.

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Sorting Out All The Rumors About The Girls Next Door

September 25th, 2008

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Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.

The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three.

The search is already underway. Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements. They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs.

Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends. Rumor has it 2008 Playmate of the Year Jade Nicole recently turned down an offer from Hugh Hefner to be his newest (non blonde) girlfriend… The reason: Brody Jenner!!

Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together.

Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. He can’t marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully.

She is not sleeping with Criss Angel. She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys.

Here’s a video interview with Hef and his girls talking about the rumors

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Blah Blah, Miley Cyrus Will Still Do Hannah Montana, Blah Blah Blah…

September 23rd, 2008

Photo of Blah Blah, Miley Cyrus Will Still Do Hannah Montana, Blah Blah Blah...Erroneous reports surfaced online this weekend that the teen queen has been trying to get fired from the show by showing up late and saying she’ll only do 12 of the 24-episode season.

Miley says,

“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people.”

She adds, “I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see and I’m looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring.”


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I’m So Glad I Don’t Report Every Rumor the Moment it Surfaces

September 19th, 2008

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Kudos to me. I can do some type outs to myself, right? It’s Friday. I we all deserve it. This is one rumor I am so happy is false. Paris Hilton’s dogs were NOT eaten by a coyote. They’re safe and spoiled, just like the babies of an heiress should be.

Paris’ rep said,

“They were at Paris’s house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be. Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.”

Her rep was responding to reports that Hilton, 27, has been crying non-stop due to the dogs’ deaths.

Uh, now that I think about it… who the eff came up with this rumor and why did they think it was funny or amusing?!!! WTF! Don’t they know Paris was crying uncontrollably because she contracted another STD? Coupled with the fact that there’s not a pill for everything, the woman is screwed. Her vag is slowly closing itself up from all the abuse.

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