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“I feel I get better with age,” the 35-year-old tells the U.K. version of Cosmopolitan.
“I look at pictures of myself when I was 21 and think, ‘Wow, I don’t look so bad,’” she admits. “But I take more care or myself now, so in a way, I feel like I look better than I did then… I feel stronger and more confident.”
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Beyonce and Jay-Z headed to Arizona for a low-key desert honeymoon. A week after saying an under-the-radar “I do” on April 4 in New York City, Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, both flew to the Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort. “Beyonce looked stunning, even though she was wearing no makeup. They looked so in love and so happy.”
I wonder when they’re not gonna have kids and if they’ll ever end their non-marriage?
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Rome’s mayoral candidate Francesco Rutelli is a sexist pig with bad ideas. After two highly publicized rapes in Italy’s capital, Francesco suggested women should start wearing satellite tracking devices featuring a medical alert-esque button to ward off sexual assaults!!
“All suggestions that can prevent security problems, whether its for women or for any other citizens that frequent high-risk areas, I think is a positive thing,” he said.
Isabella Clough-Marinaro, sociologist from the American University of Rome said money should instead be spent on creating night buses and improving lighting and surveillance in dark areas.
“Women should be free to move around safely in the city, rather than having to wear some kind of panic button which provides no guarantee that the police would intervene promptly enough,” said Clough-Marinaro.
Why hasn’t this idiot suggested that men also wear satellite tracking devices attached to their cocks so women wearing the bracelets can alert authorities when in danger, then they’ll send high voltage electric shocks to penises! You know that would never happen, but it is a dream of mine. Brings a lil tear to my eye.
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My boyfriend on the mic - CS
Paris Hilton, future mother of the year - SOW
Eva Mendes topless pictures - RR
The art of the public makeout, starring Rihanna and Chris Brown - CD
Another round of scandalous Miley Cyrus pics - GB
Dakota Fanning doesn’t brush her teeth - ND
WTF?! International rapper - AB
Jason Castro lasted too long on American Idol - PB
Mischa Barton keeps showing up everywhere. Every time I see her I think of her cellulite - DS
Heidi Montag’s outfit makes her look like she’s gained weight - IBBB
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Mariah Carey tells People, “We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”
And Nick Cannon said, “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.”
Um, yeah! That’s exactly the same thing I say after I’ve been dating a guy for a month. Everything is beautiful on the inside because I don’t have a clue of what the inside is! Then the fangs come out.
Mariah and Nick are strangers, not saying it doesn’t have potential to last, but the “soulmates” need to keep things the way they are when everything’s all “beautiful” and shit. Translation: Mariah and Nick should see each other on official holidays and every April for their anniversary. That’s it!
I give this 1 year tops.
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- Jessica Simpson says people are so harsh towards her - CS
- Lindsay Lohan looks great on Ugly Betty! She looks her age when she’s not wearing the fake tan - SOW
- Britney Spears has been working out but she’s still fat? - RR
- Wear that disguise in bed, hun - CK
- Guess who’s having twin daughters? - GB
- Matthew McConaughey in your cup - AB
- Hannah Montana ratings drop - ND
- Ashley Tisdale is suddenly single? - DD
- Rihanna complains about being a celebrity - DS
- When was the last time you got as drunk as Kelly Osbourne? - PB
- Who slashed my Olsen? - IBBB
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Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Scrawny Cannon wed on an island yesterday. The source says that the nuptials were “very impulsive.” Is that code for piss drunk?
Da Brat was in the house and attended the ceremony. While Nick’s ex, Victoria Secret model Selita Banks, said she has “no comment” but wishes them well.
Mimi and Nick hooked up at the end of March (as in yesterday’s March, not 2007 March)! They worked on Mariah’s latest single, “Bye Bye.”
I’m not feelin’ this Mariah! Everyone was saying you were crazy a few years ago, what the fudge do you think folks will say now?! I hope Nick didn’t sign a prenup because this divorce is gonna be the divorce of the decade.
Anyone else think celebrities should be exempt from the right to get married?!
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Orlando Brown of TV’s That’s So Raven, who worried friends and family after he disappeared Tuesday morning, has turned up, saying he simply “needed to be alone.”
In a statement, Brown, 20, thanked fans for their support and apologized for not informing anyone of his whereabouts for over 24 hours.
Brown, who is a musician as well as an actor, said he dropped out of sight after a problem last week involving a scheduled performance at Club Tattoo in Los Angeles. After he incident, the statement said, he “felt a little lost and needed to get away.”
“It got a bit overwhelming and I needed to be alone,” he said.
Brown reportedly left his manager’s house around 10:20 a.m. Tuesday to make a quick trip to 7-Eleven and had not been seen until Wednesday night.
I dunno about you, but this story makes me so jealous! I wanna get fake kidnapped, or slut-napped (in my case) to find out who cares. It’s a foolproof method to discover who you should be buying drinks for at the bar and lending an ear to in a time of need.
Some of your “friends” would party on like Mary-Kate did after Heath Ledger died, while others like Lindsay Lohan would be seen crying on the street after hearing the sad news.
Orlando was showered with concern and love from his fans. So sweet. Now I wanna know about this crackhead vacation he “needed to” take. You know that’s what he was doing. It was a gang bang like Snarky said, or he was on a 24-hour bender. That’s the only way soul-searching works. You reach epiphanies when you don’t have enough functioning brain cells to form the little voices in your head to remind you that yes, you are indeed an idiot and pissing off Disney is not the means to a solution.
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