Dumbasses

Bristol Palin and her mother will do anything to make headlines, so Bristol had her ghost writer post a blog about how Obama is wrong for supporting gay marriage, a precursor to Bristol new post on the "bullying" she's experienced in the wake of her ignorant blog entry that mentioned that kids should grow up in a home with a mother and a father although those standards obviously clearly don't apply to her son, Tripp?! Celebrities were upset about it, which was the point. Levi's baby mama is now encouraging people to "keep sending the hate" so that her desperate a*s can remain semi-relevant.

"If you read the almost 3,000 comments after my controversial post... you’ll see some of the most terrible words against me, my mom, and my entire family. You’ll see hate in the name of love... You’ll see bullying in the name of tolerance."

"It’s horrifying to see stories of young people taking their own lives because they can’t see past the hate of others. Around Hollywood, there’s lots of concern and great initiatives to try to encourage more kindness in this world."

Bristol's e-rant continued: "Your hate and bullying don’t work. People see through it... We’ll keep thinking for ourselves no matter what you call us. So keep sending the hate..."

I thought Bristol said something about the potential devastating effects bullying can have on others, yet she claims that "Your hate and bullying don't work" and we should "keep sending the hate"? I can't with this b!tch.

A realization hit me the last time that I watched Basketball Wives, as tends to happen when one gets tipsy and philosophical. And that realization is that Jennifer Williams is just trying to become Anna Wintour! But, you know, in terms of attitude and b!tchy glares rather than actually doing anything. Typical.

According to TMZ, the producers of the show are P.O.-ed that Jen is suing Nia Crooks. Fighting has never been a problem with Jen before, and so they think that this move is just a stunt to keep her relevant and in the next season.

Well, did it work? Apparently not. A source involved with the show claims that the Ice Queen is on thin ice (LOL) with the producers. “Filing broad lawsuits when you are as much to blame for the drama is not the way to get your contract extended,” the insider says, but I don’t know if that’s true. Lawsuits and B-ball Wives go together like drinking wine and throwing punches. So, like, a lot.

Miley Cyrus has become increasingly irritated by the stalkerazzi, but I personally don't think that she needs to stress herself out over it. Liam Hemsworth will probably dump her soon, she's an awful actress, her albums don't sell and no one will be wanting to take her photo a few years from now if she doesn't get knocked up soon. Just sayin'! Miles posted the following tweets, literally a month apart on her Twitter page.

There's something very disgusting about using Princess Diana's tragic passing to whine about being photographed in public. The paprazzi aren't murderers, they're just big guys who were smart enough to invest in expensive cameras so that they could make bank on every exclusive photo. I do love Miley's passion, though. She's delusional cute!

When some fans saw promos for The Hunger Games and discovered that Rue would be played by a bi-racial black actress, they became upset, posting some tweets about their shock. In the book, Rue is described as having "dark brown skin and eyes," but they were expecting a white girl instead. A website has been dedicated to posting Tweets from people who claim to be fans "yet don't know a damn thing about the books" and features some of the posts below.

Another person posted the following message, but later deleted their Twitter account entirely: "Why does Rue have to be black. Not gonna lie, kinda ruined the movie."

I love this sh!t actually. Black people are here to stay. Our slang is pop culture, we dominate most sports, we're in the White House, we're in some of the biggest movies of all time and the list continues! Deal with it.

At first I was completely supportive of Jon Hamm's eloquent way of expressing his disgust for Kim Kardashian. He basically called her a "f*cking idiot" who doesn't deserve to make like a billion dollars on her K-crap just because she sold a sex tape.

Kim said that his comments were "careless," and he fired back, saying they were actually just "accurate."

Jon actually did an interview with Time Out London where he was asked about his sex symbol status, he replied: “The sexy thing is so ephemeral and meaningless other than in the world of selling magazines. Who cares, when it's reduced to just that? You might as well be a Kardashian and have a sex tape.”

Now I've jumped ship and I think Hamm is the one who is a "f*cking idiot."

As much as Hollywood supports talent over looks in some cases, as exemplified by stars like Melissa McCarthy, Zach Galifianakis, Whoopi Goldberg, the dude who starred in Sideways, and etc., Jon is playing some handsome dude on "Mad Men," and his a*s would not have been cast on that show (and he wouldn't have scored many of his roles) if he was not good looking. Being a sex symbol is not "ephemeral and meaningless" when you work in an industry that demands it. It's one thing to be humble, it's another to try to go so far to make a point that you're just fabricating sh!t to suit your agenda. Jonny's been sounding b!tchy recently. Why'd he have to get rid of my girl boner?

Adam Levine and his girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna appeared on The Howard Stern Show together. Adam and Anne explained that they met at a party for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Anne said that Adam thought she was "a stuck up b!tch" and she thought he was "a douchebag musician." They started drinking and then they realized that they got along!

So Howard went there, which is why I adore him and need to get the Sirius XM app on my phone. Stern asked Levine about sex and what birth control method he uses. Levine revealed that he just pulls out! He even calls it "a fool-proof birth-control system," OK Magazine reports.

Adam also said that he didn't start a band to get girls. Instead “I stayed in the band to get girls.”

Welp, I'm not gonna give a sex ed speech, but pulling out obviously does not protect one from sexually transmitted diseases and it's not fool proof either! Why not just get on the pill Anne?!

Leave it to Chris Brown to turn something overwhelmingly positive like winning a Grammy into an opportunity to act like a whiny b!tch.

Three years after his notorious Rihanna assault, Chris gave two Grammy night performances and took home an award. Some celebs were unhappy with such praise and attention going to a man who brutally beat and threatened to kill his girlfriend just a few years earlier, and they spoke out about it on Twitter.

"Chris Brown twice? I don't get it. He beat on a girl ... Not cool that we act like that didn't happen," said Miranda Lambert. Singer Michelle Branch agreed, tweeting, "Chris Brown ... (bites tongue) have we forgiven him?"

Never one to keep his opinions to himself, Chris tweeted yesterday, “HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That’s the ultimate F**K OFF!” Chris went on to compare himself to drug dealing rappers who went on to find success in the music industry, because beating women and dealing drugs are apparently the same thing now. Perhaps realizing how idiotic he sounded, Chris quickly deleted the tweet, but the damage to his reputation has been done. How is this man still allowed to manage his own Twitter?!

Randy Travis is a country singer who was arrested for being drunk in public. Nothing unusual about that. What's unique about Randy's case is that dude stepped his game up by getting hammered while hanging out in front of his local church.

Police in Sanger, Texas arrested Travis, 52, early Monday morning after after finding the singer sitting in his truck outside his local church. They approached the vehicle and found him visibly drunk and stinking of wine.

Randy was booked on a misdemeanor and released shortly after. He released a statement apologizing “for what resulted following an evening of celebrating the Super Bowl.” I don't what kind of Super Bowl celebration ends with drinking wine in a church parking lot, but, hey, at least he had an excuse.

50 Cent is either so confident that the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl, or he just wants bragging rights. 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson, promised to post a photo of his penis on Twitter if the Giants lose to the New England Patriots.

50 accepted a fan's request to post his dick pic if the Giants lose. So ladies, who do you want to win the Super Bowl?! I'm no Patriots fan, but I'm hoping that New England wins. A blogger can always use a good traffic spike.

The Super Bowl goes down next Sunday, Feb. 5. Be ready to see the "magic stick" that 50 has been rapping about for years.

Face and hand tattoos are among the dumbest decisions a person can make, but when you're Rihanna, and you never have to worry about keeping your hands in your pockets during a job interview or being forced to wear gloves for the entirety of your shift at Best Buy, it's not quite as retarded.

That being said, Rihanna's tattoo is still horrible. Thug life? Really? This chick had a record deal at, like, 17. How much thuggin' has she really accomplished in her life? Oh, and nothing says "gangsta" like that John Lennon t-shirt she's wearing in the picture.

Hopefully, RiRi will wash the magic marker off her hands and let us in on the joke, because if that tat is real, it's her worst decision since she started hanging out with Chris Brown again.