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She will never learn.
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me,”
“Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with.”
“It’s the cutest thing,” she says. “He’ll say, ‘Jessica, 75 percent of the comments about your new single are favorable.’”
Romo, 28, isn’t the only guy Simpson talks about.
“John [Mayer] believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within,” Simpson says, referring to herself in third person. “He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”
I’m still tryin’ to figure this chick out. WHY would Jessica speak so favorably of her ex when she has new peen?!!!! I would say that’s sweet, but it’s really not. How does Tony Romo put up with her ass? Seriously.
*** I have to hit the road, headed out of town, so I’ll be poppin’ tomorrow, hot links included.
Around 3 a.m. Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was involved in a drunk driving car accident. He’s currently recovering from “extensive hand surgery.”
Shia’s rep released the following statement yesterday.
“Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf confirm that an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred early morning in Los Angeles on July 27, 2008. Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of Transformers 2 within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time.”
The Transformers star was treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for his head, left hand and knee injuries.
For all the deets on Shia’s crash visit tmz.
Shia and all parties involved are pretty damn lucky. I hope he’ll learn his lesson. He would have to face felony DUI charges if anyone was seriously injured. No one had major injuries. He escaped felony charges, he didn’t have to take a breathalyzer test at the scene, everyone’s alive and his masturbating hand is still in tact.
I don’t think we’ll be hearing any more drunken ass bastard stories about Shia, not after this.
People
Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.
Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.
He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts. Ew.
He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.
This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!
Christina Aguilera was having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th and someone actually counted the number of times she greased her lips. A witness told Star Magazine they watched her reapply her lip gloss more than 30 times.
The witness said,
“She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”
This so doesn’t surprise me, it’s not the first story I’ve heard about her being so damn full of herself.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt shot over to a firing range in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
The pair are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons.
The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and have been proactive in educating themselves. They recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif.
I am so glad I don’t live near them, crazy bitches!
Jessica Simpson pregnant is like a wet dream for Creepy Papa Joe. I am pretty sure this photo of Jess celebrating her birthday early is just bloat from eating all that meat. She and enslaved boyfriend, Tony Romo, hit up Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas.
Simpson’s birthday isn’t until July 10th but I am guessing Tony wanted some birthday lovin’ so he convinced her the bathroom linen closet was also a time machine. As to whether or not she is knocked up….eh…too many ham sandwiches.
She will never learn.
