Some actor I didn’t know existed, or at least not by name, Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy, Dancing with the Stars) has been photographed jogging in full on nekkidness from the waist down. This video has been burning up the net for the past few days. Steve’s wearing a shirt, but no shorts, pants or underwear and he obviously thinks it’s cute.
Some other douche videotapes him and narrates saying that Steve runs naked every morning. This is attention whorism at its worst. We all wanna be completely nude at times, but there’s no excuse for this. It’s more disturbing than funny.
I want Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo to break up. I’m not evil, I’m just nauseous. On one hand I think it’s great that Jessica puts so much positive energy out there when it comes to her fuckships, on the other hand I think she deserves what’s coming if she hasn’t learned to shut it.
Here goes some Jess nonsense.
“I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save. For the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me. I think any person who I’m gonna date for longer than six months, I definitely am investing in something long-term. If I get married again, then it will be the last time.”
From 2002 to 2005, Simpson was married to Nick Lachey, who, she says, “will always be a part of my life, but next time, I’m marrying the right one.”
Is Tony Romo “the right one?” I’d love to see her try to make that last forever. I have a strong feeling that infidelity or divorce awaits Jess if she stays with Tony; but I honestly hope it all finally works out for the future Jennifer Aniston.
I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or stir up anything, I might be mad too if somebody said my boyfriend was calling some other girl, so I can definitely see where she would be coming from.”
Carrie said that her interview was done months in advance and Tony hasn’t called her “since, like, May.” Now Carrie’s weighing in on the Presidential election,
“There is someone I do support, but I don’t support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate.
“It’s saying that the American public isn’t smart enough to make their own decisions. I would never want anybody to vote for anything or anybody just because I told them to.”
With fame and power comes great responsibility and potentially great influence. Why not speak out and give attention to whatever or whomever you consider worthy? I speak out all the time to anyone who isn’t hearing impaired. Like when I discussed that my period was late to an AT&T phone rep because I just felt she should know.
Last week Joaquin Phoenix announced that he’s quitting acting to pursue music. The future Grammy winner is lovin’ it! Maturely scribbling on his fingers and puffin on a cig trying to be bad ass, Joaquin showed his fug at the Saturday premiere of his new movie Two Lovers.
He told the Associated Press,
“I think it’s just moving on. It’s rediscovering something else. It’s like greener pastures, you know what I mean? And so, I’m just going to try and like, I’ll just be doing the other thing … Hopefully, I will emotionally impact you with that, as well.”
I honestly hope Joaquin is okay and this all works out for him. In addition to being intoxicated on stupid, he clearly appears to be on some god knows what?!
Some douche named Israel Gomez of Connecticut may have been feelin’ the Halloween spirit a lil early this year. He was impersonating a police officer when he got busted by a real po po lieutenant that he pulled over.
Police say 20-year-old Gomez turned on flashing lights and used a siren and loudspeaker to coax police Lt. Ronald Bair off the road. Bair called for backup, and officers arrested Gomez and 20-year-old Esteban Cardona.
Gomez is charged with impersonating a police officer, reckless driving and improper use of red flashing lights. Cardona, who was driving another car involved in the bogus traffic stop, is charged with reckless driving.
They were released on written promises to appear in court.
While most kids would love to be presented with their very own car for their Sweet 16, Miley Cyrus is hoping to move out of her parents’ home and into her first apartment at L.A’s The Palazzo at Park La Brea when she celebrates her big day this November 23.
“She wants a place to call her own, where she can have her friends over to watch movies and eat popcorn and have her boyfriendd, Justin Gaston, over,” a Cyrus snitch blabs in this week’s edition of Star Magazine. “Miley is a great negotiatior. Maybe she’ll get her way.”
I can’t wait until this waiting-until-I’m-married Disney slut gets knocked up.
Miley obviously hasn’t learned nuttin’ from Jamie Lynn and Bristol Palin and maybe she needs to learn things the hard way. Great role model!!!!
Miley’s model boyfriend is prettier than she’ll ever be, resulting in her being weak in the knees and mind if she’s considering moving so fast and at such a young age. She has no self control; and I wish her parents the best of luck in preventing her from turning into another train wreck. Someone speed dial Jamie Spears!
While blogger after blogger has been slamming Beyonce over the past few days for having a “stupid” stage name and “multiple personality disorder” because she goes by the name “Sasha” when performing, I refused to join the bandwagon.
Time and time again Beyonce has said she’s shy. She should be allowed to do whatever it takes in order for her to gain the confidence she needs to give such amazing performances. I found the bashing senseless and illogical. That’s until I came across an advertisement with a plain background saying “Who is Sasha Fierce” sashafierce.com (the homepage of the website is posted above). Then I was suddenly disgusted by the misuse of her remedy for shyness now turned into a brief spanning marketing campaign.
Bitch, there is no Sasha Fucking Fierce! Diva. Relax.
Here’s the Beyonce quote bloggers were going wild over this week:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
Beyonce’s Who is Sasha Fierce website is surprising because her secret character is supposed to be private. It won’t be long before people start addressing her as “Sasha Fierce” and shit and “Sasha” will become more of a joke than a practiced disassociation method that works, me thinks.
Am I the only one who thinks these beauty pageant contestants gone wild gives their competitions street cred?
When contestant bitches are coke whore sluts, lesbians on camera or walk out on paying their restaurant tab while stashing marijuana in their purse, suddenly, I’m interested!
Miss Teen Louisiana has lost her crown following an arrest for marijuana possession and leaving a restaurant without paying.
Lindsey Evans, 18, and three pals skipped out on a $46.07 bill at Bossier City, Louisiana’s Posados Cafe on Saturday.
A manager identified the beauty queen as the culprit because she left her purse at the table. Police also found 2 grams of suspected marijuana inside the handbag.
When Evans returned to the scene to pick up her purse, police recognized her from her drivers license photo. The group of four were booked on theft charges, three on drug charges and two on drug paraphernalia charges.
RPM Productions, Inc., the company that sponsors the beauty pageant, took back the title Tuesday evening after hearing of the winner’s weekend arrest. Evans will have to return her sash and crown.
“I am only human,” Evans told TMZ.com following the incident. The teen told the site she paid her portion of the restaurant bill with a “nice, crisp 20.”
A new Miss Teen Louisiana will be chosen Nov. 1 at a pageant in Lafayette, Louisiana.
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