Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren has been dating Jamie Dingman for the past six months. Elin was reportedly shocked to learn that her new man had already slept with Tiger Woods' mistress #1. Yesterday, TMZ reported that Jamie and Rachel Uchitel hooked up.

Rachel and Jamie stayed at the same Miami house together for 2 and 1/2 weeks in October 2009; during that time, Jamie went into Rachel's room twice for some of her free for all snatch. After each sex session, Rachel spoke to Chris Barish, a prospective business partner, about it in the morning.

But it gets weirder. Chris was sleeping with Jen Madden, the chick who later sold Rachel out to the National Enquirer.

Jen found out about Tiger via Rachel's conversations with Jamie and Chris.

Hmmmm.... I wonder if Jen Madden is the one who ran to TMZ to let 'em know that Rachel f*cked Elin's new dude? I'm not so sure Elin should try to hook up with anyone in her elite circles in Florida. Rachel f*cks black dudes, white dudes, anyone with money, which means that Elin needs to move! She should dump Jamie for having her find out about this via TMZ. She's been embarrassed enough already.

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Since her ex-husband never stopped dating, even when he was married, it's about time Elin Nordegren got back in the game.

Us Weekly reports that Tiger Wood's ex-wife has been dating again and recently broke off a three month relationship with a Swedish banker. Also, an anonymous friend of Elin's told the magazine that Elin has no plans on forgiving the philandering father of her children. "She hates Tiger," the friend says. "She doesn't see him or speak with him. The only interaction they have is when she drops the kids off...She's doing really well."

Yeah, given the outrageous settlement she received in the divorce, I'd imagine she's doing really well. You know what they say, the best revenge is living well off of your ex's millions. Or something like that.

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Elin Nordegren dealt with her husband and the father of her two children cheating on her with every porn star and prostitute that was willing, and she had to cope with it in the public eye. Thus far, Elin has remained silent, but in her very "first and last" interview, the 30 year-old mother-of-two gives us a glimpse at what she's been dealing with.

On what she went through: "I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children."

On how she feels now: "I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself. My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."

On whether or not she knew Tiger was on the prowl: "I'm so embarrassed that I never suspected - not one. For the past 3 1/2 years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school."

On why she didn't stay with Tiger: She says she and Woods tried to work on their marriage, but "without trust and love," it didn't work.

On her divorce settlement: "Money can't buy happiness or put my family back together."

I feel that Elin is too damn passive. Tiger is beyond lucky that he married a woman who wants to keep quiet. Elin could have made equally as much money as she made in her divorce settlement had she sold her story in interviews, book deals, and movie rights, which is exactly what Tiger Sex Addict Woods deserves.

I don't understand how anyone can say that Tiger's not a sex addict, than WTF is he? A man who just loves sex? The things Tiger was doing were NOT normal. I will always be disgusted with Tiger just knowing that he was having unprotected sex with porn stars and hookers and then sticking it in Elin and knocking her up twice so he could get his mulatto kids. Elin was used for his public image and she was nothing more than a breeder, sadly. That doesn't mean that Tiger didn't have feelings for her, but he cared about himself more than he did his wife, her health, his health, and his children. Sounds like the perfect man for Rachel Uchitel!

Elin should just become a born again lesbian until she's ready to deal with another man. We'll never understand all the embarrassment, pain and shame she has been through, especially cause she won't tell us about it. She's keeping quiet.

Elin's People magazine issue goes on stands this Friday.

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren finalized their divorce in Florida today. Radar Online reports that the court proceedings were "ice cold" and the ex-couple "didn't say a word to each other publicly."

The papers were signed at 3 pm today, with the divorce petition stating that the marriage was "irretrievably broken" by Tiger's actions. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. I'm surprised Tiger's wood isn't "irretrievably broken" after sticking it in everything with a pulse the whole time he was married.

Radar says Elin was "subdued" while leaving the courthouse, which is surprising. If I just landed a bajillion dollars of some a*shole's money, I'd be doing backflips in the parking lot.

As a final "eff you" to Tiger, Elin also asked the court to restore her maiden name. Way to go, girl. Now go spend some of that man-whore's money!

Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods' divorce should be finalized within the next week with Elin receiving $750 million in the divorce settlement, according to The Sun. If the amount is factual, it is the largest celebrity divorce settlement in history and much more than the $300 million he reportedly gave her as a Christmas present.

Although she's making huge bank on their divorce, she's also not allowed to do any interviews, books, etc. regarding Tiger and his mistresses.

"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."

Elin keeps the main home in Windermere, Florida, and a nearby property along with an apartment in Stockholm and her island farmhouse. Tiger Woods will get the estate in Jupiter Island, Florida and will also keep their apartment in Los Angeles.

The sex kitten is also not allowed to bring women around his 3-year-old daughter Sam, or his 1-year-old son Charlie unless he plans to marry her. Elin will get sole physical custody of the kids but they will split legal custody meaning Tiger is allowed to see the children for up to half of each week.

I think I could keep my mouth shut for $750 million, but if there's any loophole where I could tell a friend everything and allow them to sell the interview from their point of view, I'd be all over it! I would still want to tell the world what a piece of crap husband he was for sticking his tail in over 100 different sluts while I was at home raising his two children. I'm just sayin'!

Ever since Tiger Woods' hoes have been revealed I've said just because a dozen or so have been named or admitted to sleeping with Tiger, there's plenty more out there who are keeping their mouths shut. I was thinking maybe 20-30 more girls but according to the National Enquirer, Tiger slept with 121 different women!

As part of his sex therapy, Tiger had to tell Elin every woman he slept with during their marriage and he only named 120. Did I just say 'only 120? Anyway, he left one name out that he knew would send Elin Nordegren over the edge if she found out about it. The neighbor girl.

Tiger reportedly left out the name Raychel Coudriet, the Woods’ young neighbor in Orlando with whom he had a one-night stand. And when her name eventually came out, after Tiger’s original revelation, Elin went ballistic.

Once Elin found out about Raychel Coudriet, she allegedly confronted Tiger about it while he was at dinner with friends.

“She was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear what she was saying.”

Can you blame her? Not only is he humping a whore in every city he stops in, he's bringing it way too close to home by sleeping with a girl in his own neighborhood. He's such a dirty slut!

I think someone knocked some sense into Elin Nordegren's head! I was beginning to wonder if she was some type of alien being for sticking with Tiger when he's been poking every ho in town but according to Us magazine, she's getting a divorce. Good for you Elin!

An insider says Elin's plan to divorce Tiger is "100% happening. Elin and her mom met with a lawyer before they went to Sweden. It's going to take a long time to go through. [But] she will go through with it. She is all about being a mom. She will do it slowly and carefully."

If I was anywhere near Elin right now I would give her a smack on the a** and an 'Atta girl!' for going through with the big D. It's more damaging to the kids and her sanity if she stays with the little man whore. Now Tiger will be allowed to do as he pleases, which is ramming it to crusty looking waitresses and strippers.

Jim Carrey and the beautiful Jenny McCarthy split last week and the talented star has been spending too much of his free time on Twitter.

Jim Carrey gave his thoughts on Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren, tweeting the following on Friday:

• If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^'

• Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That's enough!--->

• No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)

The following day, Mr. Carrey had some new messages:

• RT I want 2 make it CLEAR that I do not condone infidelity at all, but 2 some degree the responsibilty 4 it is shared by both people! ;^)

• In any event, infidelity has never been an issue 4 me. If I tried to keep a secret like that, I would grow a tumor and devil horns! }:^<-

And on Sunday, Jimmy tweeted:

• So, you guys probably don't feel like talkin' about Sandra Bullock, right? I'M KIDDING! JEEEZE! I'm a little on edge.Cut me some slack! ;^)

• My people called and said I might have to tame my tweets a little. So here goes...I'm going to make a sandwich now. peanut butter.(sigh) ;^\

This is UGLY! I don't wanna see a man whose talent I admire making an a*s outta himself over someone else's relationship. Tiger Woods wanted a very European woman to procreate with, and he got one; and Elin married a very wealthy man to procreate with, and she got one. She was cheated on in the process and whether Elin knew about Tiger's infidelity or not is irrelevant.  Jim's comments water down the atrocity of a married man having unprotected sex with prostitutes and porn stars then cumming home to wifey and having sex and impregnating her with potentially disease ridden sperm in the process. Retweet!  ;^)

In the midst of the Tiger Woods' cheating scandal, Sandra Bullock spoke with Niecy Nash for The Insider on the red carpet at the People's Choice Awards about her feelings on Elin Nordegren allegedly beating Tiger with a golf club. It's ironic she says what she does and is dealing with her own serial cheating husband two months later!

The Hollywood Life has obtained an audio clip of Sandra speaking with Niecy about Elin taking a golf club to Tiger and says she would have done more damage to the sex kitten if she were in Elin's shoes.

“If I were Elin man, I would have hit a lot more than she did. I would have kept hitting!" Niecy asked if Sandra would still be swinging the golf club and she replied “Yeah, [Elin] stopped. She was respectable. I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”

I'm waiting for the spousal abuse to begin. Sandra needs to get her arsenal of weapons out and start going ape sh*t on Vanilla Gorilla!

Elin Nordegren is putting her feelings aside for the moment as she and Tiger Woods move back in together. Sources who spoke with People say she has agreed to live under the same roof with him to "help restart his life."

"Elin knows Tiger has issues and is afraid to go near him romantically. Because of the children and his need to return to golf, she will try to live in the house with a wall between them."

A wall between them? They better install a bomb shelter for Tiger to live in because if Elin finally goes postal on his *ss over his affairs, all hell is gonna break loose! The source also claims the relationship is all "smoke and mirrors", but Elin will help Tiger Woods rebuild his image and try to gain some sponsors back. She's apparently putting her own sanity on the line for the sake of her kids and "holding the family together."

They may be living under the same roof, but that's about as far as it goes. You can't be intimate with a man who cheated on you with over a dozen different women, some of which claim he didn't wrap his wang with protection. No therapy or counseling can make that crap go away.