Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres are basically lesbian BFFs and this point, and the Biebs appears on Ellen's show every time there's a major turning point in his life (new album, puberty, etc.). So of course, JB marked the occasion of his high school graduation with an official commencement ceremony hosted by the new queen of daytime.

"We're here to honor the accomplishments of the Biebs," said a cap-and-gowned Ellen. "A great American who just happens to have been born in Canada." Justin's mom and managers were on hand for the occasion and the Biebs was even equipped with a hovering mortarboard to preserve his perfectly coiffed hair.

For his part, Justin gifted Ellen with a monogrammed varsity jacket to match his own (seriously you two, just hook up already). The full segment airs today and the show promises a "big announcement" from Justin. We're guessing he's gonna pop the question. Not really, but how awesome would that be?

Check out a clip of the ceremony here.

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Adam Levine appeared on Ellen yesterday, the episode airs today, and she asked him what he thinks about Jennifer Love Hewitt's crush on him. Instead of saying that he was flattered like he told Access Hollywood, he said that Jen's revelation was a bit much.

"That was aggressive. It was really sweet and flattering. Beautiful life, you know, beautiful woman says nice things about you."

I'd like to know since when proclaiming that you have a crush on someone on television became aggressive because I do so on my podcasts at least a few times a month. When Ellen asked him if he'd like her to hook him up, he said "I'm cool."

Now if Jen wasn't so willing to make a constant a*s of herself when it comes to penis, I would say this is sad, but she's probably texting friends right now cause all she heard was that she's "beautiful."

Justin Theroux has been making the talk show rounds to promote his new film, Wanderlust, which is awkward, because as an actor, he's a no-namer and the promotional duties would normally be left up to stars Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. But Justin is a tabloid star now, so hosts like Ellen Degeneres are left with the task of pretending he became famous on his own merits.

Justin Theroux on Ellen

That's Justin break-dancing on Ellen and note the casual way he mentions "his girlfriend." ("You guys might know her.") Then, of course, he breaks out the dancin' shoes (literally) and busts some white boy moves. The thing is, if Johnny Depp started dancing on Ellen, it might be interesting, but this is like Justin's second TV interview. We didn't know he could dance, because we didn't know anything about him! There's something annoying about the smug celebrity attitude coming from a guy no one heard of six months ago.

Anyway, Justin seems like a nice enough guy and he's not a bad dancer, but when you're really only famous for who you're banging, it's a little arrogant to assume everyone will be interested in your hidden talents.

Paris Jackson's interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs today and it's shocking in the exact opposite way that you would expect. Not only is Paris incredibly poised and well-spoken for a 13 year-old but she seems enetirely unaffected by her...let's say "unusual"...upbringing.

Paris Jackson on 'Ellen'

Paris maintains that she had a "normal" childhood and was happy to find that no one knew who she was at her new school. As for the weirder elements of her childhood, like being forced to wear a mask in public to preserve her anonymity? Paris just laughs it off. "Why do I have to wear a mask? That's stupid," the budding actress jokes.

If only all famous girls named Paris could be so down to earth. Bear in mind Paris filled a spot on the Ellen show that was vacated by Lindsay Lohan who appeared in court yesterday and blamed her parents for the fact that she's effing her life up. Just goes to show: life's what you make it, kids.

Melissa McCarthy appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show where she shared a story about her horrific wardrobe malfunction. Melissa, who is actually Jenny McCarthy's cousin, knows how to tell a good story. We don't want to give it away, but seriously, WTF?! If only people had the balls to tell someone when they're walking around looking crazy, the world would be a less embarrassing place.

Melissa McCarthy on Ellen DeGeneres

Katy Perry appears on today's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show where she had to talk about having children with husband Russell Brand. It's illegal for married people, whether famous or not, to be together without folks asking them when they're going to reproduce. So annoying.

Katy said: "I would love to have children. I think that's one of the reasons you get married."

Russell's Mrs. continued: "Especially to the person that you marry. You think, that person is going to be a good partner, a good parent. But, I'm not sure it's time yet. We'll see, ya know?"

Perry said that "if it doesn't hurt the first time, I'll keep popping them out!"

With drugs, the contractions hurt, not the delivery itself. Moving on, Katy has rented out the Staples Center to put on a free concert where she's "giving thanks to all of [her] fans." The free show will be on Nov. 23. I take it that folks can get tickets on her website or something. Still, the amount of pushing and shoving that's gonna go down at the Staples Center hurts my t!ts to even think about it.

Talk show host and comedienne Ellen DeGeneres explained to her audience what had happened earlier today. TMZ reported that Ellen was taken to the hospital for chest pains. The crazy thing about the story was that the website ended its post with "Story developing" like it could be some serious sh!t. Turns out, DeGeneres is doing just fine and she thanked her fans for their support. Naturally Ellen couldn't tell the story without being sarcastic as hell, so jump in to check it out!

Wanda Sykes appears on Monday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show where she makes a shocking revelation. The 47-year-old comedienne said that she had breast cancer. Wanda likes to keep things in, no one knew that she was a lesbian until she revealed her sexuality at a marriage equality event, and no one knew that she had breast cancer.

Wanda on Ellen last year

But the cancer wasn't the only shocker; the shocker is that Wanda had a DOUBLE masectomy. She had a breast reduction in February, saying: "I had real big boobs and I just got tired of knocking over stuff. Every time I eat -- oh lord. I'd carry a Tide stick everywhere I go."

It was when she had the breast reduction that cancer was found. Sykes was in "stage-zero cancer." Wanda says "I was very lucky... cancer is cancer."

Wanda didn't want to go in for an MRI and mammogram everymonth, so she had both of her breasts removed. "Now I have zero chance of having breast cancer," she says.

Wanda added: "I was like, I don't know, should I talk about it or what? How many things could I have? I'm black, then Lesbian. I can't be the poster child for everything."

Back in September when she was pretending that she wasn't banging Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez was interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres, and she made some comments about the Biebs that, well...aren't the kind of thing you wanna hear your girlfriend say about you on national TV.

"He's little!" Selena squealed when asked about Justin. "He's like my little brother." Ouch. Fortunately, Selena went on Ellen's show again yesterday, but instead of taking the opportunity to clear the air about the Biebs', um...size, she continued to dodge questions about their relationship. 

"He's like your little brother?" Ellen asked. "What do you have to say now? You were still trying to hide it, right? But now you've made it public." Selena may have a future in politics because she dodged Ellen's direct questions like a pro. She refused to confirm that she's bedding Biebs, saying only, "He's sweet."

I don't know, if Selena was my girlfriend, I think I'd want more than, "He's sweet," after she told the whole world how "little" I am. These two just need to drop the act and go public already.

Kate Middleton and Ellen DeGeneres are related. Seriously. Ellen was contacted by the New England Genealogical society and informed that she and Prince William's fiance are 15th cousins. Both women are related via their ancestor named Sir Thomas Fairfax.

On yesterday's episode of Ellen, the host said: "I'm definitely invited to the wedding now! Let me know if you need me to plan the bachelorette party, because I found some straws that are shaped like. . . well never mind."

I'm hoping that Ellen can get her cousin to appear on her show sometime! We wanna get to know Kate here in the States because it's not like we won't be hearing about her frequently until the end of all time. We might as well figure out how much we should dislike her.