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Eminem Has a Small Penis

Some hoes just don't know when to keep their suck-hole shut. Case in point, Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers.

Eminem Crotch Grab

In an interview with Detroit, Michigan station WKQI, Kim says there is no chance of a reconciliation with Eminem. Not only is she sickened by seeing him, she also felt the need to speak publicly about Eminem's little Johnson.

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all. He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

It won't be long till Eminem releases a song called 'B*tch My Junk Ain't Small, Your Hole's Just Big' in retaliation for Kim's comments.

Eminem Threatens Release Of Nude Mariah Carey Pics In New Song

Eminem is back on his A-game! All it took was Mariah Carey mocking him in her new video for the song 'Obsessed' to bring him back to the old Eminem we all know and love.


Eminem's Warning Song To Mariah Carey

Eminem has released a new song called 'The Warning' where he basically tears Mariah a new *sshole and threatens to release racy pics of her.

"Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?/ Wow Mariah, didn't expect ya to go b---s out./ B---h, shut the f--- up before I put all those phone calls out/ When you was wilding out/ Before Nick, when you was on my di--," he raps.

He then threatens to reveal personal pictures he has of the Carey. "Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?" he asks.

Game on, bitches! Why would anyone ever f*ck with him? Mariah knows Eminem is known for airing his rants in his songs so she was asking for it. Her vag must be the golden ticket cause he seriously still has a hard on for her.

A wise man once told me "A p*ssyhair can pull a train up a mountain,"' and boy is that true in this situation. She has Em wrapped around her short and curlys!

Mariah Carey Dressed Like Eminem for 'Obsessed' Video

Those eyebrows are killing me! Mariah Carey is taking out revenge against Eminem by dressing up like the rapper who has mentioned her in interviews for the past eight years.

Mariah Carey spoofs Eminem

Eminem and Mariah Carey briefly dated in 2001 and he's gone on record about it numerous times including insulting her and Nick Cannon in his new song "Bagpipes From Baghdad."

Mariah shot "Obsessed" in New York City on Monday and the song includes the lyrics, "You're so lame....Ooh boy, why you so obsessed with me? Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress/Last man on the earth/still couldn't get this."

Mariah Carey Obsessed Video

In a BBC radio interview Eminem addressed Nick's response,

"There's a line on there that was a little harsh. It's a harsh line... But it's like this, the way I look at it. I had no idea he was going to take it like he took it. I had no idea Nick Cannon was going to start wildin' out on me," he said.

Good for MiMi! Maybe Eminem will finally let it go.

MTV Awards Writer Says Eminem and Bruno Fight Was Staged

MTV Awards writer Scott Aukerman addressed rumors about the Bruno booty cheek stunt involving Eminem walking out.

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Scott said,

"Yes, the Eminem-Bruno incident was staged. They rehearsed it at dress [rehearsal] and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."

Awards show attendee Taraji P. Henson. told USA Today,

"That was staged! Do you really think it wasn't? They would not put a man's naked [butt] in Eminem's face and not let him know. Come on! They're not stupid."

The show attracted 5.3 million viewers -- the largest audience since the 2004 MTV Movie Awards.

The stunt kept people guessing, which is great. Well done.

Eminem Walks Out of MTV Awards After Bruno Joke. Fake or Real?

Many people can't figure out whether or not Eminem actually walked out of the MTV Awards as part of a routine, or because he was upset. Maybe it's both? The last thing that Eminem would want is another man's booty crack all up in his face.

Eminem doesn't seem down to earth enough to approve of something like that, plus he's a homophobe, or if he did approve, I don't think he'd want Bruno's butt to be that close to his nostrils. So I personally think that this could have been staged, but it became real because Marshall Mathers is a basket case who can't take a joke and he's emotionally driven in almost everything that he does. He would so walk out of an award show over something like this.


Anywho, I have to leave right now for a doctor's appointment. I'll be updating hours from now when I get back. Hearts.

Eminem, 'Jessica Simpson Got Fat!'

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Immature hypocrite Eminem talked to Detroit's Metro Times about his video "We Made You" in which he ridicules an overweight Jessica Simpson.

Eminem claims that Tony Romo is one of his favorite quarterbacks and he really didn't want to piss him off by mocking his girl, but decided to do it because "Jessica got fat."

Marshall Mathers said,

"Tony Romo is one of my favorite quarterbacks. I don't think he's my favorite — but he's certainly one of my favorites. So I felt kinda conflicted doing the Jessica thing. Jessica got fat. I mean, not really fat, but she certainly got fat for ... well, Jessica Simpson got fat for Jessica Simpson! You know what I mean?"

"I've always wanted people to be able to look back at each video and go, 'Oh, remember what was going on at that moment! ... That's when Jessica Simpson got fat. And even if she gets thin again, that's fine. But for that moment in time, she was fat."

Still, he was nervous.

"I started thinking, like, 'Man!' I was telling [manager] Paul [Rosenberg] and everyone around me, 'Man, I don't wanna piss Tony Romo off and he starts throwing games for the Cowboys!'"

Gawd damn this man! Slim Shady should target Jelly Clarkson instead!

Nick Cannon Upset Over Eminem's 'Bagpipes From Baghdad' Song Lyrics

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Eminem talks about Mariah Carey in his song "Bagpipes From Baghdad" on his new album, Relapse. Nick Cannon has fired back in a 2-page rant about Eminem that I didn't have the stomach to go through. I only skimmed it and read Nick type something like, "What if someone made fun of Michelle Obama." Nick is SO deep. Also, people DO make fun of Michelle Obama. Try again, f*cktard.

Nick's gotta protect his ATM machine so he goes off on Slim Shady. Eminem is the one who sounds like an idiot for lusting after a married idiot diva like Mariah.

"Mariah whatever happened to us," he raps. "Why did we ever have to break-up?" He then turns his sights on Cannon, who married Carey last year. Nick Cannon, you better back the f--- up," he raps. "I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk." It soon gets worse, when Eminem raps, "I wish you luck with that ... wh---"

Excerpt from Nick Cannon's blog:

Homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey!

Eminem is one of the few men that I can think of, famous or not, who do not know how to let anything go. It's really sad. Eminem recently confessed that he was addicted to pills; it's painfully obvious that he was poppin' all the wrong ones!

Eminem's 3 AM Music Video


Eminem 3 AM full music video

Eminem is back with a vengeance and a lot of blood in this morbid new video, 3 AM. Marshall gained a lot of weight during his time off, but as you can see, the man has taken it all off and toned himself up. :)

I like this song much more than "We Made You." It's original and proves that the Detroit rapper is not afraid to experiment with his sound.

Eminem Tells Vibe Magazine He Was Pill Poppin' About 20/ Day

Eminem on the cover of Vibe

Eminem tells all in the new issue of Vibe. Wondered where he disappeared to or why he had such a lengthy hiatus? He was a pill poppin' fool!

Eminem reveals he suffered from a devastating drug addiction that led to him downing as many as 20 Vicodin, Ambien and Valium in a day. “The numbers got so high, I don’t even know what I was taking."

Following his first stint in rehab in 2005, the rapper, 36, tells VIBE he nearly overdosed after an acquaintance gave him unidentified blue pills, which a doctor later told him were actually methadone.

“My doctor told me the amount of methadone I’d taken was equivalent to shooting up four bags of heroin,” Eminem says, noting that had he known, “I probably wouldn’t have taken it. But as bad as I was back then, I can’t even say 100 percent for sure.”

Shortly after detoxing, he suffered a knee injury that required surgery, but because of his drug abuse, he was not prescribed pain killers.

“I started looking around my house to see if I had a stash box of Vicodin … I’m ransacking my house, finally find something in the basement, in a little napkin, seven and a half Vicodin – the big extra strength ones – and a few Valium.”

With his pill addiction spiraling out of control again, Eminem suffered his second relapse before accepting he suffered from drug addiction.

“It never once hit me that drug addiction runs in my family. Now that I understand that I’m an addict, I definitely have compassion for my mother. I get it,” he says.

I have a newfound respect for Eminem. Many people find addiction to be too humiliating to even mention. It's refreshing that he's speaking out about it. Welcome back!

Eminem's Official Relapse CD Cover Artwork

Eminem Relapse cover

Here's the official album cover for Eminem's Relapse comeback disc which drops May 19.

The picture is a collage of pills that create an image of the Detroit rapper's face. Eminem has struggled with an addiction to sleeping pills for years and his eyes look so sad! Me thinks another Bret Michaels impersonation would have been much better than this, well that, or a pic of Slim Shady laying out in a speedo with sexy midgets rubbing suntan oil all over his butt cheeks.

Thanks Rae!

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