Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Jade is All Grown Up February 15th, 2008
Hailie’s really pretty! I hope she doesn’t turn into a celebutard. Eminem’s so overprotective of her, I dare any douche to mess with his baby. She’s cute.
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Eminem’s Not Fat, Just Big Boned January 29th, 2008
Eminem’s buddy Trick Trick is acting like a high school girl when talking about Em’s weight gain. Trick’s trying to be the good friend who’s really not being a good friend making a comment on Eminem’s weight.
“Em just picked up some weight, that’s it. He’s nowhere (near) 250 pounds or anything like that. He picked up a little weight. He ain’t walkin’ around obese or some s— though. He can still run two miles if you want him to and still out-box the majority of them. My man still gets down.”
So basically he’s fat but he can still run and box. Trick dude, it’s not like Em just put on 5 pounds and we’re being ridiculous to wonder WTF happened to him? He’s got some thickness going on!
Update On Eminem’s Fat Ass January 18th, 2008
“He’s got a double chin, a pot-belly and droopy man-breasts. And he’s living a reclusive lifestyle in an attempt to hide his new body,” says the insider.
Eminem’s maternal grandmother Better Kresin blames his ongoing food binge on being stressed out about his two failed marriages to ex-wife Kim.
“He really wanted it to work between them, to have a happy family life for their daughter Hailie Jade, something he claims he never had while growing up.”
Eminem’s weight problem is a result of too many trips to Detroit’s Outback Steakhouses and Taco Bells says the insider. “Marshall has Taco Bell lunches of burritos and tacos with dessert, then Outback dinners of three filet mignons with all the fixings.”
I found this blurb from the National Enquirer to be so friggin’ hilarious. As if suffering from pneumonia and heart problems wasn’t enough, Em has to hear about his man boobs flapping in the wind and his scary pot belly and double chin.
He was sick! Tabs are so heartless. I wouldn’t mind some hot new music from Marshall. It’s time for a comeback.
Eminem’s Health Scare January 8th, 2008
I guess I don’t need to wonder if this dude’s alive or dead anymore! Last time I heard anything about Eminem was when he filed for divorce from his baby’s momma back in 2006.
Em was taken to a Detroit-area hospital for a serious heart condition and severe pneumonia. Sources tell TMZ Em’s weight has ballooned to over 200 lbs. Eminem ’s publicist told TMZ:”Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem, was under doctor’s care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.”
Sounds like thick shady needs to get on Celebrity Fit Club!
Eminem Sucks In Bed, Has A Small Wee Wee Plus “Who The Eff Is Joy A?” Myspace Blog February 16th, 2007
Kim Mathers, Em’s on-and-off-and-on-and-off girlfriend/wife/fantasy murder victim, has launched an anti-Em crusade which came to some sort of peak on an interview this morning with a Detroit radio station. Says Kim:
“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day,” Mathers said. “I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”She goes on to say that “he’s not very well-endowed,” and that sex with him is “bad.” And the kicker: “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
Eminem responded by taking the high road in a statement he made through his publicist: “It’s a shame that I’ve moved on and Kim hasn’t. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop.”
Come on! We’ve all seen glimpses and bulges of Mr. Mathers down there. He’s packin! And I’m willing to get up close and personal in order to find out.
*** Have you ever wondered who the eff is Joy A?! I got some answers for ya on my new myspace blog. Hope you’ll learn a lil sumthin sumthin.
Catch ya Monday. 
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Eminem Is Not Engaged To Kim Mathers February 6th, 2007
Don’t believe a report that Eminem is engaged to Kim Mathers a third time.Britain’s Mirror tabloid reported Tuesday that rapper Akon, who duets with Eminem on “Smack That,” said of Slim Shady and his ex: “He can’t live with her, and he can’t live without her. But they are meant for each other. They are engaged again.”
But Dennis Dennehy, a rep for Eminem, tells PEOPLE: “Those reports are absolutely untrue.”
Eminem (real name: Marshall Mathers), 34, and the former Kim Scott, 32, first wed in 1999 and divorced two years later. They have a daughter, Hailie Jade, 11.
The couple were estranged for years, but remarried in January 2006, only to split again less than three months later.
On an episode of ABC’s 20/20 that aired Friday, Kim Mathers told correspondent JuJu Chang: “Money is great, but it doesn’t make your husband stay at home with you. Or sleep in the same bed with you. Him being on the road and on tour – that was like the big one. I mean, constant infidelities, all the time.”
Through a spokesperson, Eminem said in a statement to 20/20: “For the sake of our children that we raise together, I have made a decision to not participate in matters such as this.”
Dammit! I was about to place Vegas bets on when they’d split.
