Lady Gaga has joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera as the newest female pop star to be brutally dissed by Eminem. But while in the past Em has expressed his desire to sleep with (or rape) hot singers of the moment, with Gaga, he claims she already has a wang between her legs.

Slim Shady has joined forces with former collaborator Royce da 5'9" to form a group called Bad Meets Evil, and yesterday they revealed a track that name drops Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj (they'd like to sex 'em both). But the song, entitled "A Kiss," saves it's harshest line for Lady G. "Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office/She's still a male lady," Marshall raps. That's mean. And hilarious. Sounds like Eminem's back to his old self. Thank god, I was sick of the inspirational crap about not doing drugs.

Jump in to listen to Em rip on the pop stars of 2011.

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Some girl impersonated Eminem's daughter Hailie Jade and she did it well! The fake Hailie account posted tweet after tweet of positive messages that were picked up by some major media outlets. Turns out the impostor was posting quotes from historical figures like Anne Frank and Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Hailie is super hot now

The impostor chick was good, even saying that her account is being verified. Then Eminem's rep came out and said that the account is "100% fake," which isn't exactly surprising. I don't think Eminem would approve of Hailie getting on Twitter.

I was looking forward to reading Hailie's tweets too.

Eminem is getting animated for a Lipton Brisk iced-tea Super Bowl commercial and he will be compensated a whopping $1 million for it. The ad is described as "very funny," and it gives viewers a glimpse inside a day of the life of Marshall Mathers.

Frank Sinatra was one of the first high-profile artists featured in the spots before they were pulled in the late '90s. Eminem celebrated his comeback from drugs, alcohol and depression in his most recent hit album, "Recovery." He says he now aims for substance over shock tone.

Eminem is one of the most talented rappers of all time. He's great to work out to and I love how pissed off he sounds all the time. He gets you going! I can't wait to see what Lipton comes up with.

Hundreds of folks have weighed in on POTP about whether or not Eminem's daughter Hailie Jade, 15, is cute. I say she definitely didn't start off cute, but she keeps getting better looking as she grows up.

Here are some more pictures of Eminem's pride and joy. I really adore Emimem for stepping up to the plate and being a responsible parent all the while talking trash about his deadbeat father. There's no shortage of deadbeats out there, but Eminem has a strong fan base and at least he leads by example.

Hailie is so under the radar. Marshall Mathers doesn't take her to any red carpet events, she lives in Michigan, and I take it she has a pretty normal life? Good for her.

So what do you think - IS HAILIE JADE CUTE OR UGLY?

Eminem is immensely talented and he's a disturbed asshole! After making music with homophobic slurs for around a decade, he claims that gay people should be able to get married.

For example, in his "The Real Slim Shady" video he mocks gay marriage and says:

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I guess he's changing his tune now. Eminem tells the New York Times that he supports gay marriage. "I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want. It’s the new tolerant me!"

On how his new album Recovery is less violent and graphic: "Shady still exists. But I don’t think the subjects on this record call for, you know, bring the chainsaws and axes out and murder everyone on this record. There was so much stuff like that off the last record that I felt like I was starting to run it into the ground. I think consciously I went in a different direction with this record."

On not regretting the things he's said in his music: "Anything I’ve ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time, but I think I’ve calmed down a bit. My overall look on things is a lot more mature than it used to be."

On his relationship with his estranged mother: "It’d be very hard to repair that relationship."

Whatever dude! If you cross certain lines with me, you're dead to me, so I'm not gonna get in 'Awwww! How sweet' mode because this asshole claims to suddenly support gay marriage. I am happy that Marshall Matthers is supporting gay marriage because the hip hop community promotes homophobia. However, saying "Everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable" is a comedic, watered down reason to support gay marriage. I'd prefer that he come right out and say that he was a dick instead of just saying he expressed how he was "feeling at the time" in his music as though he's trying to excuse the fact that he's an absolute bitch.

Check out his diss track to Mariah Carey. The end.

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Some hoes just don't know when to keep their suck-hole shut. Case in point, Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers.

In an interview with Detroit, Michigan station WKQI, Kim says there is no chance of a reconciliation with Eminem. Not only is she sickened by seeing him, she also felt the need to speak publicly about Eminem's little Johnson.

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all. He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

It won't be long till Eminem releases a song called 'B*tch My Junk Ain't Small, Your Hole's Just Big' in retaliation for Kim's comments.

Eminem is back on his A-game! All it took was Mariah Carey mocking him in her new video for the song 'Obsessed' to bring him back to the old Eminem we all know and love.

Eminem's Warning Song To Mariah Carey

Eminem has released a new song called 'The Warning' where he basically tears Mariah a new *sshole and threatens to release racy pics of her.

"Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?/ Wow Mariah, didn't expect ya to go b---s out./ B---h, shut the f--- up before I put all those phone calls out/ When you was wilding out/ Before Nick, when you was on my di--," he raps.

He then threatens to reveal personal pictures he has of the Carey. "Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?" he asks.

Game on, bitches! Why would anyone ever f*ck with him? Mariah knows Eminem is known for airing his rants in his songs so she was asking for it. Her vag must be the golden ticket cause he seriously still has a hard on for her.

A wise man once told me "A p*ssyhair can pull a train up a mountain,"' and boy is that true in this situation. She has Em wrapped around her short and curlys!

Those eyebrows are killing me! Mariah Carey is taking out revenge against Eminem by dressing up like the rapper who has mentioned her in interviews for the past eight years.

Eminem and Mariah Carey briefly dated in 2001 and he's gone on record about it numerous times including insulting her and Nick Cannon in his new song "Bagpipes From Baghdad."

Mariah shot "Obsessed" in New York City on Monday and the song includes the lyrics, "You're so lame....Ooh boy, why you so obsessed with me? Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress/Last man on the earth/still couldn't get this."

In a BBC radio interview Eminem addressed Nick's response,

"There's a line on there that was a little harsh. It's a harsh line... But it's like this, the way I look at it. I had no idea he was going to take it like he took it. I had no idea Nick Cannon was going to start wildin' out on me," he said.

Good for MiMi! Maybe Eminem will finally let it go.

MTV Awards writer Scott Aukerman addressed rumors about the Bruno booty cheek stunt involving Eminem walking out.

Scott said,

"Yes, the Eminem-Bruno incident was staged. They rehearsed it at dress [rehearsal] and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."

Awards show attendee Taraji P. Henson. told USA Today,

"That was staged! Do you really think it wasn't? They would not put a man's naked [butt] in Eminem's face and not let him know. Come on! They're not stupid."

The show attracted 5.3 million viewers -- the largest audience since the 2004 MTV Movie Awards.

The stunt kept people guessing, which is great. Well done.

Many people can't figure out whether or not Eminem actually walked out of the MTV Awards as part of a routine, or because he was upset. Maybe it's both? The last thing that Eminem would want is another man's booty crack all up in his face.

Eminem doesn't seem down to earth enough to approve of something like that, plus he's a homophobe, or if he did approve, I don't think he'd want Bruno's butt to be that close to his nostrils. So I personally think that this could have been staged, but it became real because Marshall Mathers is a basket case who can't take a joke and he's emotionally driven in almost everything that he does. He would so walk out of an award show over something like this.

Anywho, I have to leave right now for a doctor's appointment. I'll be updating hours from now when I get back. Hearts.