Immature hypocrite Eminem talked to Detroit's Metro Times about his video "We Made You" in which he ridicules an overweight Jessica Simpson.

Eminem claims that Tony Romo is one of his favorite quarterbacks and he really didn't want to piss him off by mocking his girl, but decided to do it because "Jessica got fat."

Marshall Mathers said,

"Tony Romo is one of my favorite quarterbacks. I don't think he's my favorite — but he's certainly one of my favorites. So I felt kinda conflicted doing the Jessica thing. Jessica got fat. I mean, not really fat, but she certainly got fat for ... well, Jessica Simpson got fat for Jessica Simpson! You know what I mean?"

"I've always wanted people to be able to look back at each video and go, 'Oh, remember what was going on at that moment! ... That's when Jessica Simpson got fat. And even if she gets thin again, that's fine. But for that moment in time, she was fat."

Still, he was nervous.

"I started thinking, like, 'Man!' I was telling [manager] Paul [Rosenberg] and everyone around me, 'Man, I don't wanna piss Tony Romo off and he starts throwing games for the Cowboys!'"

Gawd damn this man! Slim Shady should target Jelly Clarkson instead!

Eminem talks about Mariah Carey in his song "Bagpipes From Baghdad" on his new album, Relapse. Nick Cannon has fired back in a 2-page rant about Eminem that I didn't have the stomach to go through. I only skimmed it and read Nick type something like, "What if someone made fun of Michelle Obama." Nick is SO deep. Also, people DO make fun of Michelle Obama. Try again, f*cktard.

Nick's gotta protect his ATM machine so he goes off on Slim Shady. Eminem is the one who sounds like an idiot for lusting after a married idiot diva like Mariah.

"Mariah whatever happened to us," he raps. "Why did we ever have to break-up?" He then turns his sights on Cannon, who married Carey last year. Nick Cannon, you better back the f--- up," he raps. "I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk." It soon gets worse, when Eminem raps, "I wish you luck with that ... wh---"

Excerpt from Nick Cannon's blog:

Homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey!

Eminem is one of the few men that I can think of, famous or not, who do not know how to let anything go. It's really sad. Eminem recently confessed that he was addicted to pills; it's painfully obvious that he was poppin' all the wrong ones!

Eminem is back with a vengeance and a lot of blood in this morbid new video, 3 AM. Marshall gained a lot of weight during his time off, but as you can see, the man has taken it all off and toned himself up. :)

I like this song much more than "We Made You." It's original and proves that the Detroit rapper is not afraid to experiment with his sound.

Eminem tells all in the new issue of Vibe. Wondered where he disappeared to or why he had such a lengthy hiatus? He was a pill poppin' fool!

Eminem reveals he suffered from a devastating drug addiction that led to him downing as many as 20 Vicodin, Ambien and Valium in a day. “The numbers got so high, I don’t even know what I was taking."

Following his first stint in rehab in 2005, the rapper, 36, tells VIBE he nearly overdosed after an acquaintance gave him unidentified blue pills, which a doctor later told him were actually methadone.

“My doctor told me the amount of methadone I’d taken was equivalent to shooting up four bags of heroin,” Eminem says, noting that had he known, “I probably wouldn’t have taken it. But as bad as I was back then, I can’t even say 100 percent for sure.”

Shortly after detoxing, he suffered a knee injury that required surgery, but because of his drug abuse, he was not prescribed pain killers.

“I started looking around my house to see if I had a stash box of Vicodin … I’m ransacking my house, finally find something in the basement, in a little napkin, seven and a half Vicodin – the big extra strength ones – and a few Valium.”

With his pill addiction spiraling out of control again, Eminem suffered his second relapse before accepting he suffered from drug addiction.

“It never once hit me that drug addiction runs in my family. Now that I understand that I’m an addict, I definitely have compassion for my mother. I get it,” he says.

I have a newfound respect for Eminem. Many people find addiction to be too humiliating to even mention. It's refreshing that he's speaking out about it. Welcome back!

Here's the official album cover for Eminem's Relapse comeback disc which drops May 19.

The picture is a collage of pills that create an image of the Detroit rapper's face. Eminem has struggled with an addiction to sleeping pills for years and his eyes look so sad! Me thinks another Bret Michaels impersonation would have been much better than this, well that, or a pic of Slim Shady laying out in a speedo with sexy midgets rubbing suntan oil all over his butt cheeks.

Thanks Rae!

Eminem says that within his three year break from rap, lyrical substance was vanishing. Who can dispute that? Every time I think of bad mainstream rap songs, I think of Souljah Boy's "Superman." It's catchy, but the lyrics aren't in English or any language for that matter.

Eminem talks about what went down when he left the scene and why he's thankful for Weezy and T.I.'s music. The XXL cover is scary fug and I prefer my Slim Shady platinum blond.

Rap star Eminem has paid tribute to peers TI and Lil Wayne for restoring “substance” to hip-hop.

The Without Me star’s new album Relapse is released in May and in an upcoming confessional interview with genre magazine XXL, the rapper reveals the extent of his addiction to anti-depressants and his grief over the death of friend and D12 member Proof.

And after the release of his new single We Made You, Eminem has revealed that despite taking a break from music he remained connected with hip-hop and felt the genre was “going downhill” during his absence.

Bill O'Reilly weighed in on Eminem's lyrics to his new song "We Made You." Eminem raps, "I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, nail her/ Baby, say hello to my little friend."

Bill said,

"Few Americans take the vile rapper Eminem seriously. He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound to boot. Kids see it, not adults. Eminem is obviously on an obscene rant about Sarah Palin. It's totally obscene, totally inappropriate. All I want to do is repeat that Eminem means nothing. The video means nothing. It's played for kids that are confused."

Alright, Sarah! Now's your turn to speak up.

Slim Shady is back in a brand new video called "We Made You," which premiered this morning. The video begins with an overweight Jessica Simpson circa Dukes of Hazzard trying to be sexy while her gut rolls ripple away. Eminem also tells Lindsay Lohan to dump Samantha Ronson and go back to men. The chorus is awful and the video also features a lingerie wearing Sarah Palin, a fug Amy Wino and a guitar playing John Player and Jennifer Maniston. Clever.

Eminem has pulled out a new list of targets from his old bag of tricks and it's obvious that he has not evolved as an artist at all. This routine is tired. His music videos are more like SNL skits than anything else, but he does make one hawt Bret Michaels, therefore, all is forgiven.

The song "Crack a Bottle" by rappers Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, and the lately low-profile Eminem will debut at the number 1 spot today when "Billboard" publishes its weekly top singles chart.

The song jumps from # 78 to # 1, propelled by a record first-week tally of 418,000 paid downloads. The trio's previous team-up, "Encore," only got as high as 25 back in January, 2005.

"Crack" is now the number 3 best-selling download of all-time.

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De'Angelo Wilson, 29, had parts in 8 Mile, Antwone Fisher and The Salon. He hung himself one day before Thanksgiving but it took authorities one week to find his family. He was found dead in a commercial building in Los Angeles.

D'Angelo's family couldn't afford to fly his body to Dayton, Ohio, but his friends including Antwone Fisher paid to transport him home for a funeral. His mother says he was having trouble finding work and was depressed. She had spoken to him about six weeks ago.

Antwone Fisher said,

"He was such a fun and funny guy," said Fisher. "I'd have backyard parties and De'Angelo would always come an hour early to help me set up. He'd tell great jokes … It's just real hard to think of a guy that happy and fun getting down so low."

"He got depressed," said Wilson's mother, Debra. "His career kind of failed, and I think he was beating himself up. Things were real down and he just didn't know how to pick himself up." His most recent roles were in 2005's "The Salon" and "Mercy Street" in 2006.

Wilson was taking acting classes at Kent State University when he was cast in "8 Mile." He was on a roll, it seemed, until the bottom dropped out and the acting parts were few and far between.

SO. Sad. May D'Angelo rest in peace. Condolences go out to his family and friends.

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