Eva Longoria is super sexy in these new Bebe Sport photos. They did a great job of editing her crossed eyes, and it looks like they added some thickness to her ass since the last Bebe pics of Eva came out a few months ago.
Magazine editors and journalists aren’t worried about Ashton Kutcher’s new show, Pop Fiction, hurting their credibility. One editor points out the Avril Lavigne ‘pregnant’ story and admits they never took it seriously after seeing her drinking in Miami. I never took the Avril story seriously because the bitch is too self centered to pop out a kid.
One editor sneers, “Ashton’s not a journalist. One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn’t get by us. “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them. ”
Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her “guru,” but reported that it was a stunt. “We never took it seriously,” Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. “After a while, you learn what smells.” Kutcher’s crusade for truth won’t affect Star’s coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. “He’s only semi-interesting,” she says. “He doesn’t sell a lot of mags. It’s a typical conceited celebrity,” says a mag insider. “Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.
If we’re lucky Ashton will admit most of his acting career is part of his pop fiction show too. You can’t really get casted in movies when your acting is that bad, can you?!? I haven’t even watched one entire episode of his new show but did catch the one about Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez, which was completely retarded. Hearing Eva hyene laugh was enough of a reason for me to change the channel.
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The 22 year old [model, Hana Nitsche] said that some time ago she was contacted by Alexandra Paressant. “A couple of days ago, she called me again. [She said] I should send her a video.” It was meant to be a casting video.
“She gave me the text. She claimed it was about a love movie. I should recite the given sentences. Of course I didn’t know which Tony it referred to.”
So some model was tricked by a woman no one has ever seen to claim that she had an affair with Tony Parker. As Crazy Days and Nights reports, it’s not likely that Parker’s lawsuit against X17 for reporting the story will be successful.
The woman initially appeared to be believable given the “evidence” she offered and the videos, which weren’t even of her. I would like to see what this Paressant person really looks like as she’s led away in handcuffs and/or sued into the ground by Parker and Longoria.
Eva Longwhoria’s husband who can’t speak English, Tony Parker, is suing paparazzi photo agency X17 for publishing reports and text messages alleging he hit it and split it with some whore shortly after marrying Eva.
In the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Parker alleges X17 defamed him.
X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had “an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months.”
The San Antonio Spur seems particularly pissed that X17 never sought to “verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or….anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations.”
The suit states, “Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant.”
The suit seeks at least $20 million.
Why would any tabloid contact someone’s spouse to verify their significant other cheated? Bill Clinton didn’t have sexual relations either. Gawd, I hope Tony has a good lawyer because so far it sounds like his only defense is, “they didn’t verify.” Okay. Try again, hun.
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Tony Parker allegedly cheated on Eva Longoria with some whore he met at his wedding. The whore went bragging to x17online claiming this isn’t the first time she’s hooked up with a married man.
Now here we go again with the text message proof. This shit is fun. I wanna see more fake texts. Preferably ones written by Federsperm about Brit Brit. 
X17Online has gained access to text messages Eva Longoria’s husband, Tony Parker allegedly sent to model Alexandra Paressant. The French model is trying to prove that she had an affair with the Spurs basketball player. Each message was originally written in French.
• “I’m at the hotel, relax. We’re going to see each other on Thur. anyway.”
• “I’m back in Barcelona; call me when you get back.”
• “Come; I’m at the Park Hyatt.”“These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue,” Eva’s rep said in a statement. “All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety.”
“I love my wife,” Tony added. “She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”
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