Eva Longoria is subtle, just like Rihanna is. Twitter is a new softcore porn site for fans and we aren't complaining! Eva posted the photo below on her Twitter account. She wore a ballerina-inspired tulle dress with a plunging neckline, as you can see.

Eva's girls look amazing! They're so cute! I'm jealous, well, no I'm not. I think the skirt is kind of ridiculous and should at least be the same color as her top, but I love that top on her. A dress like that deserves an up 'do to make the bubes stand out even more, which she's wearing. Eva did a great job. She's lookin' good!

I guess Eva Longoria, 36, can't stay away from the young uns. Eva's ex-husband Tony Parker was like six years younger than her. Her current boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz, is 10 years younger than her!

Eva spoke to Spanish Vanity Fair about her new relationship with Penelope Cruz's younger brother. Great. I'll be sure to re-post these quotes when they split.

Eva said: "Love did not work with that person. But it can work with another. The only thing I will say is I was very lucky to find Edu."

Longoria continued, explaining why she married Tony.

"There's a reason I fell in love and got married. I believed in it. Supposedly I should be angry, resentful and disillusioned about relationships. But I'm not."

OMG, really? Eva is so self-righteous. According to the numerous stories about how Eva was taking her split and how awful her friends said Tony was, Eva was angry and resentful. Then she found her replacement. Good luck with this one hun.

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One is multi-talented, the other's only talent is her hotness, but Eva Longoria and Tina Fey have tied Forbes magazine's list.

Between May 2010 and May 2011, Eva and Tina each pocketed an impressive $13 million. Shocker! Who is Eva sexing at ABC cause she can't even act to save her life. Eva makes her money because of all the syndication profits she makes, Tina Fey also makes money from syndication. Interesting.

Longoria's Housewives costars didn't fare too poorly, either. Marcia Cross ranked third on Forbes' list, raking in $10 million, while Felicity Huffman and Teri Hatcher landed in a fifth-place tie having earned $9 million.

The List:

Eva Longoria and Tina Fey, $13 million
Marcia Cross, Mariska Hargitay and Marg Helgenberger, $10 million
Teri Hatcher and Felicity Huffman, $9 million
Courteney Cox and Ellen Pompeo, $7 million
Julianna Margulies, $6 million

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Desperate Housewives has come to an end, and not a season too soon if you ask me! A show with a title as catchy as "Desperate Housewives" naturally sparked interest before its first episode even aired. The series did extremely well in the ratings and helped skyrocket the careers of Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman and that crazy ho who left. Not to mention Teri Hatcher had a major comeback because of the series.

It was recently announced that season 8, which begins on Sunday, September 25th, will be the first of the final 22 episodes of the popular ABC show.

ABC issued the following statement: "Season Eight...will roll out in a way that is accessible even to viewers who may have lapsed in their viewing, and be all the richer and more rewarding for the series' loyal fans."

ABC Entertainment President Paul Lee credits the show for putting "this network on the map for the last six or seven years." Awwww.

Creator Marc Cherry also had some kind words. “I wanted to go out when the network still saw us as a viable show and a force to contend with. We felt from a creative standpoint that this was the right time. I feel so good about it.”

Eva Longoria was looking sexy as all get out in a revealing jacket, short shorts and heels for her interview on "Late Show with David Letterman" last night. Eva told Dave she wore a tuxedo for him, to which he replied "I guess you did, or part of one!"

You could tell Eva was fidgeting with her jacket, trying to keep her tiny boobs under wraps but her left boob was making quite an impression and peeking out at the audience here and there. Eva realized one of her buttons had come undone and was quick to get it buttoned.  She doesn't have the boobage needed to fill out that jacket. Her ta tas are so small, the entire boob would have to be exposed before you would really notice, but small boobies are good boobies too.

You can check out Eva's frisky left boob and interview with Letterman after the jump!

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Eva Longoria turned 36 a couple days ago, and you'd think by that age, she'd know better than to get serious with her rebound piece. But apparently, Eva's cool with setting herself up for another public heartbreak, as she's rumored to be planning on shacking up with Penelope Cruz's younger brother, Eduardo Cruz.

According to witnesses, Eva spent last weekend sucking face with Eduardo at the Chateau Marmont and while coming up for air, was heard to remark, "Baby, it will be so great to spend every day with you. I can't wait for you to move in!" OK, so some eavesdroppers at the Marmont aren't exactly the most reliable witnesses, but Eva hasn't exactly been shy about her new romance. She and Eduardo have been photographed traveling the world together and a friend of Eva's recently told Life & Style, "Eva has found her true love. She can't stop gushing about her new man." The friend probably added, "I haven't seen her like this since she met Tony Par...oh, snap."

Eva seems like one of those types who just loves lovely love and falls head over heels for whoever she's banging which is sad because, again, she's 36! In case, you were wondering it's been about 6 weeks since Eva finalized her divorce. More than enough time to find a new live-in lover...if you have serious, serious mental problems. 

Getting divorced is just too damn easy these days, depending on what state you're in. Tony Parker and Eva Longoria filed for divorce only two months ago and now they are officially ovah! Tony's lawyer filed papers in Texas on Friday that officially ended his marriage to Eva.

Eva's lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss the divorce petition she filed in L.A. County Superior Court. Both sides agreed that Texas was the proper place for the divorce because that's where the prenup was signed.

Tony filed in Texas and Eva filed in LA, but they ended things in an amicable and peaceful way.

Damn, if only I cared. I saw this coming for years. There were stories about Eva being sad coming out as recently as weeks ago. She's scorned and manipulative, but I hope that she's doing okay and that she can learn to trust again. Eduardo Cruz would appreciate it. 

Eva Longoria isn't going to let a little thing like a divorce from the man who she thought was her true love ruin her life - it sounds as if she’s moved on already! Eva is reportedly enjoying some face time (and possibly bedtime) with Penelope Cruz's little brother Eduardo Cruz.

According to OK! magazine, Eva Longoria was spotted on Christmas Eve morning in her garage wearing nothing but a little white robe, and Eduardo was seen barefootin' around her garage shortly after.

"He's there at least three nights out of every four - he turns up and he leaves the next morning. They are trying desperately to stay beneath the radar."

If she's hooking up with Eduardo, it's nothing but a rebound and a nice way to show her ex-hubby that the young studs still want her. Chicks need lovin' too, and if getting your rocks off with a guy 10 years younger than her makes her happy, then so be it!

For weeks now, Erin Barry has been getting accused of being a home wrecking whore by people like me who like jumping to conclusions and love the phrase, "home wrecking whore." But now Tony Parker's supposed mistress has come forward to say that she never once played one-on-one with the man, or dribbled on his balls.

"I did not have an affair with Tony Parker," Erin wrote on her website. "Unfortunately, because our divorces are occurring at the same time, great speculation has been cast on our friendship. My friendship with Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage and to assume that we had an affair is naive, ridiculous, and completely misguided."

Well, I plead guilty. I was one of the many "misguided" fools who stupidly believed that Erin Barry was screwing around on her husband with Eva Longoria's ex. Just because she's  a "friend" of Tony's who filed for divorce just weeks before he did, that's no reason to assume she's a ho. And just because there have been countless reports of her sexting with Tony, and many people - including her own father-in-law - suspect her of screwing around, that's no reason to make "ridiculous" assumptions about her shopping around the Spurs' locker room for new dick. Gaawd. Grow up, people.

So, yeah I think Erin is completely full of sh!t, but I hope she keeps denying it. I want this thing to drag on forever, since I still have a ton of basketball/sex puns to bust out. I'm working on one about "taking it to the hole" that should totally win me some kind of pun award.

As a female who has been cheated on, I know I'm supposed to be sympathetic toward Eva Longoria, another woman who was cheated on, but I'm not. I'm not a fan of what she's doing, getting her celebrity friends and using her connections to smear Tony's name in the media. As if any of the women he's probably banging right now even care! Athletes are on a different level. They can do anything, from pull a Brett Favre to a Tiger Woods, and it won't affect them in any way after the bitter party stops talking.

Eva had her friend run to Popeater to talk about how Tony had a history of cheating on Eva. Yes, Mr. Parker, the NBA athlete who began dating Eva when he was 21 YEARS OLD and she was 28.

"Just five months into their marriage, reports of Tony's infidelity spread like wildfire, but Eva chose to listen to her heart and not her head. She stood by her man, believing deeply in the institution of marriage. She chose to believe her husband was innocent."

Is my heart supposed to break for Eva?!!! I think Eva wrote this entire statement, which was given by her friend as an early Christmas present.

Eva's friend added: "You just don't get up and walk away from a marriage because of a few text messages. There is much, much more to this story than that. Don't think for one second Eva made this decision lightly. Stuff went down that she will never talk about. She is far too much of a lady to air her dirty laundry in public, but let's just say Tony knows exactly what he did to her and it wasn't the first time and wouldn't have been the last. Trust has been broken, as well as Eva's heart."

Good lord! Eva has NO kids with Tony and she was married for THREE years and she's whining like this? Of course Tony cheating and her staying with him is all Tony's fault. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!