Archive for the 'Eva Longoria' Category

Tony Parker Says He Hasn’t Cheated On Eva Longoria…

December 13th, 2007

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Yet.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are standing by their marriage as rumors of infidelity by the NBA star hit Internet gossip sites Wednesday.”I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.” Longoria, who took Parker’s name this year after their July nuptials, added, “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”

Earlier, Longoria’s rep Liza Anderson had called the allegations “completely, 100 percent false and untrue.”

There’s nothing I love more than female sluts who rat out male sluts. They make male cheaters everywhere get nervous. The only way to stop a man from cheating is humiliation. It almost sounds smart for female celebs to get some slut to go to the media and say she wanked with yo man just to get him skurred… just felt like saying ‘wank.’


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Eva, The Chateau Marmont Diva

November 19th, 2007

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That little mouse head Eva Longoria thinks she can do whatever she wants, wherever she wants. The other night at the Chateau Marmont, Eva wanted to join Shakira, Vicki Beckham and Ken Paves at their table and took it upon herself to start moving chairs around for her own convenience. Um, earth to Eva - You don’t own the damn place so keep your mousy little paws off of other people’s chairs!

“Eva ran straight over to Posh and started pulling up chairs around a big table so they could sit together,” said our spy. “The host was furious. She told Eva, ‘You cannot bring any more chairs over here. This is a dining room.’ Eva didn’t listen to her, and a head server had to start pulling the chairs from her and move them back to the dining area so people with reservations could sit.”

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Eva Longoria Sex Tape

October 1st, 2007

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A video tape of Eva Longoria having sex has been confirmed. This sex tape will be huge. Eva did say when it comes to sex with Tony Parker, she’s a dominatrix in bed because Tony didn’t know anything. Tony only had one lover before they met.

You know Eva Longwhoria created this rumor, but will she leak the tape too? When the video comes out, without a doubt, you know I’m gonna post it here. I’m no Eva Longwhoria fan, bring on the footage, baby!

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What Happened to Her Face?

August 1st, 2007

These FHM pictures look nothing like Eva Longwhoria, which in Eva’s case, I’m not opposed to.

But if you wanna rejoice in the fact that you’ve reached international stardom, it would be nice if you could recognize your own face while you celebrate.I think some of these as in one are kinda hot, even though it pains me to say that. Ouch, that stings.


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Yet Another Reason Why I Can’t Stand Eva Longwhoria

July 26th, 2007

Unlike Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, Jada or J. Lo who’ve been friends with the Beckhams for years, Eva Longwhoria has bent over and spread her cheeks for Posh.

The always desperate for attention and talentless “actress” Eva Longoria went to David’s first game with the L.A. Galaxy - great photo opp. Now the soon to be divorced slut was seen having lunch with Posh at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

Remember when this bitch presented an MTV award in a swimsuit? That was only the beginning. Gopher-face Eva will do anything for a lil attention. We all wouldn’t mind the whoring if the ho actually had some talent. When will Eva’s 15 minutes end? Damn!


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In Case I Have Some Eva Longwhoria Fans Who Visit POTP

July 6th, 2007

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker made it legal at Paris’s city hall on Friday, with a big church wedding and lavish reception still to come.

The basketball star, 25, and the actress, 32, became man and wife at a civil ceremony – as required by French law – at the Mairie (city hall for the 4th Arrondissement) in Place Baudoyer, not far from Notre Dame.

“They are married. They were married here by the Mayor of Paris, Monsieur Bertrand Delanoë,” a spokesperson for the 4th Arrondisement district confirms.

“Their international reputations cannot escape me – but for me they are just Eva and Tony – two young people, very appealing, who love each other and who are at a very important moment in their life.”

Just before 4:30 p.m. Paris time, wedding guests filtered out of the building and entered limousines. A large, white floral bouquet was placed in the rear of the stretch limo. The crowd, which had swelled to about 1,000 cheered loudly.

Only a few friends and family members attended the low-key ceremony.

The big wedding is still scheduled for tomorrow.

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Eva Longoria & Tony Parker To Marry Saturday

July 5th, 2007

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The wedding of the year is taking place on Saturday with Eva & Tony tying the knot. I’m gonna give it 2 years to last and that’s even cutting them some slack!

Longoria’s spokeswoman, Liza Anderson, would only tell The Associated Press, in an e-mail, that the wedding will be “a big, happy ceremony with lots of family and friends.”Parker has said the cake will be made in France, but has refused to say much more, telling reporters that organizing a wedding is “a girls’ thing.”

A French official confirmed Thursday that the couple had chosen Vaux-le-Vicomte, a 17th-century chateau 34 miles southeast of Paris, as the venue for their wedding festivities.

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