I really don't understand nude-looking suits. How sexy are sparkling pubic hairs? That's almost equally as freakish as a chick revealing braids with beads down there when you get her panties off.

Pink's costume has sparkles covering up her glory hole area and all over her flat boobs. Coupled with those strips of material that make her legs look more buff than they need to, I hope she wasn't going for a 'sexy' look.

Mel B executed the nude suit look flawlessly when she performed her peep show in Vegas. Even though I don't approve of the crap covering up Mel's snatch, this was still one of the hottest outfits that I have ever seen.

Maybe next time, Pink.

Do You Think Pink Looks Sexy Naked?

Rihanna's look is so over the top and borderline fug that I think it is damn hawt and sexy. It's so bad, it's good. Rihanna is a fashionista with swagger and she doesn't give a fug if you like it or not! This b*tch is obviously just trying to fool us all, distract us from her issues by roaming New York City like a cross dressing hooker from outer space.

Attitude and confidence seep out through Rihanna's pores and the holes in her mesh boots. She owns it!

But why are those damn boots open-toed? They would look so much better if they weren't. Rihanna needs to tell her stylist to step it up. It's almost like RiRi has her outfits made for her sexiness alone, because they are that unique.

I can't wait for this diva's comeback.

I rather go completely nude than be seen in Lady Gaga's uncomfortable and ridiculous boots.

Lady Gaga's laced up thigh high heels have the three U's: Uncomfortable, Ugly, and Unacceptable. Are those boots or are they pants, and what's their purpose and function exactly cause Lady Caca doesn't have to dress this poorly when she's already a paparazzi magnet with no.1 hit songs. This is what you do when no one knows about you or cares about you.

Gaga can not afford to trip over those boots and fug up her face any worse than it already is. She has nearly been beaten to death with the ugly stick and she can't help that, so why make your entire body match your fug face? Get a grip, woman!

Lady Gaga used to be a stripper and she says that she's very comfortable with nudity and her body. That's great and all, but duct tape on your nipples, b*tch? That's tacky.

Here's Gaga in London last night. She had restaurant with her entourage, went clubbing, and then returned to her West London hotel at 2:30 in the morning. Gaga is well versed in Attention Whore 101. Her debut album is aptly titled The Fame.

You may be wondering why I'm writing about albino Oscar winner Tilda Swinton, but wonder no longer, just look at WTFug she's got on! This is so many kinds of wrong, I just don't know where to begin. This mess looks like three dresses put together, one dress for the sleeves, one for the collar, and one for the remainder of this frock. And then there's sheer pockets!

Christian Lacroix made this gown.

I like Isla Fisher. I think she's fierce and gorgeous, but I am not feeling her attire in these pictures. These were taken at the Confessions of a Shopaholic premiere in New York. I can't say I hate the dress, but I don't think its appropriate for this event.

She's supposed to be the star of this movie, and from what I've seen, this movie is saturated in bright beautiful colors. She should have worn some bright and gorgeous that screamed movie star. This dress doesn't do that by any means. On to the shoes. Aside from the fact that they are the ugliest color I have ever seen, they are also shaped really weird. I personally don't think there is enough toe in those peep toes.

Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.

Just because you recently had a baby does not mean you can show up to movie premieres in pajamas! I'm back off of the fence when it comes to Jessica Alba. Today I've landed on the "HATE HER" side of the fence.

I was looking at these pictures of her and I was like "OH NO THAT BITCH DIDN'T!" Even if they aren't pajamas, they look like them.

Alas, tomorrow is a new day. I will be back up on the fence waiting to pick a side. Don't make me hate you two days in a row Jessica!

Katie Holmes accomplishes quite a breathtaking feat - making herself look as fugly as possible on the opening night of her Broadway show All My Sons.Reviews of Katie's performance are mixed:

â€"Newsday: "She's is earnest and pretty, like a talented girl in a school play."

â€"Chicago Tribune : "You can't take your eyes off her."

â€"The New York Times: "Ms. Holmes delivers most of her lines with meaningful asperity, italicizing every word."

â€"Entertainment Weekly: "After a painfully awkward first scene, she relaxes a bit…"

â€"Daily News: "Holmes, a TV and film vet, makes a fine Broadway debut. Her rather grand speech pattern takes getting used to, but she seems comfortable and adds a fitting glint of glamour."

â€"Variety: "She handles her role … with neither distinction nor embarrassment."

Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.