Kelis is going through a crisis because this is not something someone in the right place mentally does to herself. Kelis wore an outfit that looks almost painful and impossible to move or walk around in to the First Annual Data Awards.

Amber Rose pretty much wore a bathing suit as an outfit last week, but she would probably be embarrassed for Kelis if she saw this mess. Lady Gaga would possibly find Kelis' ensemble inspiring, but thus far, Gaga and Amber have yet to sink to this low.

I can't even begin to describe this kind of fug, so I'll let The Washington Post via Necole Bitchie do it for me:

I’m not even sure what she’s going for here — costume shop explosion meets farmyard chic? The Statue of Liberty-esque spikes in the hair, the six-foot long mangy braid casually tossed over one shoulder, the pink jumpsuit, the tux top and… It all adds up to blech.

Girl, time for a new milkshake.

I really like Amber Rose's.... boots. Kanye West's blondyke continues to steal the spotlight from him by walking around in her daring outfits.

Whether Amber wants to welcome sea creatures to her booty crack, or she just wants to showcase her tattoo on her upper thigh, she's going to do it. And she's going to own it. Kanye West may be standing next to her, but you barely even notice once she puts her swag on.

Amber Rose brought her sidekick named Kanye to the Yves Saint-Laurent fashion in Paris on Friday. She looked like she just walked out of a paper shredder and that was the look she was going for. Kanye, who?

AnnaLynne McCord's hair, purse, jewelry, makeup, and nails all looked great. But the most important part of AnnaLynne's outfit - her frickin' dress - was a hot mess! She looked like a skanky mummy meets a sculpture meets dumbass.

AnnaLynne's dress was a major fail in the fashion department; but it was a major success if she wanted people to talk about it, which I totally think she did. Well done, babe. At least she's wearing something only an A-cup could wear, might as well, and I think she had fun with it. 

I really don't understand nude-looking suits. How sexy are sparkling pubic hairs? That's almost equally as freakish as a chick revealing braids with beads down there when you get her panties off.

Pink's costume has sparkles covering up her glory hole area and all over her flat boobs. Coupled with those strips of material that make her legs look more buff than they need to, I hope she wasn't going for a 'sexy' look.

Mel B executed the nude suit look flawlessly when she performed her peep show in Vegas. Even though I don't approve of the crap covering up Mel's snatch, this was still one of the hottest outfits that I have ever seen.

Maybe next time, Pink.

Do You Think Pink Looks Sexy Naked?

Rihanna's look is so over the top and borderline fug that I think it is damn hawt and sexy. It's so bad, it's good. Rihanna is a fashionista with swagger and she doesn't give a fug if you like it or not! This b*tch is obviously just trying to fool us all, distract us from her issues by roaming New York City like a cross dressing hooker from outer space.

Attitude and confidence seep out through Rihanna's pores and the holes in her mesh boots. She owns it!

But why are those damn boots open-toed? They would look so much better if they weren't. Rihanna needs to tell her stylist to step it up. It's almost like RiRi has her outfits made for her sexiness alone, because they are that unique.

I can't wait for this diva's comeback.

I rather go completely nude than be seen in Lady Gaga's uncomfortable and ridiculous boots.

Lady Gaga's laced up thigh high heels have the three U's: Uncomfortable, Ugly, and Unacceptable. Are those boots or are they pants, and what's their purpose and function exactly cause Lady Caca doesn't have to dress this poorly when she's already a paparazzi magnet with no.1 hit songs. This is what you do when no one knows about you or cares about you.

Gaga can not afford to trip over those boots and fug up her face any worse than it already is. She has nearly been beaten to death with the ugly stick and she can't help that, so why make your entire body match your fug face? Get a grip, woman!

Lady Gaga used to be a stripper and she says that she's very comfortable with nudity and her body. That's great and all, but duct tape on your nipples, b*tch? That's tacky.

Here's Gaga in London last night. She had restaurant with her entourage, went clubbing, and then returned to her West London hotel at 2:30 in the morning. Gaga is well versed in Attention Whore 101. Her debut album is aptly titled The Fame.

You may be wondering why I'm writing about albino Oscar winner Tilda Swinton, but wonder no longer, just look at WTFug she's got on! This is so many kinds of wrong, I just don't know where to begin. This mess looks like three dresses put together, one dress for the sleeves, one for the collar, and one for the remainder of this frock. And then there's sheer pockets!

Christian Lacroix made this gown.

I like Isla Fisher. I think she's fierce and gorgeous, but I am not feeling her attire in these pictures. These were taken at the Confessions of a Shopaholic premiere in New York. I can't say I hate the dress, but I don't think its appropriate for this event.

She's supposed to be the star of this movie, and from what I've seen, this movie is saturated in bright beautiful colors. She should have worn some bright and gorgeous that screamed movie star. This dress doesn't do that by any means. On to the shoes. Aside from the fact that they are the ugliest color I have ever seen, they are also shaped really weird. I personally don't think there is enough toe in those peep toes.

Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.