Fashion Disasters

With all of the money that Katy Perry has, you'd think that she'd invest in some Spanx. Katy followed our advice and actually styled her short new hair. She looks youthful and cute, but she also looks knocked up!

Katy was out promoting her new "Meow" fragrance this week and she wore a tight dress that made her look like she was carrying Russell Brand's spawn. One day Ms. Perry will be pregnant with Russell's kid, and we'd like to find out in some creative way, like how Jessica Simpson did it.

But revealing a baby bump via the dress that you're wearing? Who does Katy think she is, Beyonce at the MTV VMAs!

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Because she would become suicidal if she wasn't making headlines for her fashion choices, Lady Gaga put on a loose fitting dress, minus a bra, and a large sperm hat. I actually like her hat and dress even though the hat is too damn big and the dress is too loose. How fun would this outfit be if Gaga was in a tight, sexy dress?

No one does weird like Stefani Germanotta. Even her nails are on a whole other level. If you're a worldwide phenomenon, you might as well wear everything us commoners could never get away with.

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Lea Michele showed up to two events this week looking like sh!t. The first event was New York Fashion Week. Lea attended the Alexander Wang show wearing a beige dress that looked like a sheer curtain with a drawstring. She then put on bright blue heels to make her feet "pop" or something. I don't even know where to begin. That "dress" looks like a work in progress. If some designer charged good money for that piece than I need to start working on my new couture line.

Next up was the 7th Annual FOX Fall Eco-Casino Party, whatever the hell that is. Lea showed up with a dress that was too big for her in the front and too big for her in the back. She has no t!ts, so I wish she'd cover up her "cleavage." Her frock also had some loose suspenders meets straps hanging over her back that looked RIDICULOUS! To top it all off, Lea looks like she's trying to suck it in.

I go in on Lea for many reasons. She's conceited as hell, she's fake, she can't act. she's a bitch, and she doesn't know how to dress. If only she could be a talented actress or a talented actress that also knows how to dress, we wouldn't mind if she was a diva. But divas are supposed to be able to back their sh!t up and Lea has yet to do that. Check out her hair in the picture on the left. Her hair extensions aren't even the same length.

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Beyonce is making her first public appearances at a major event ever since she rubbed her belly at the MTV Video Music Awards. Yesterday Beyonce was wearing a dress that was tight enough to see her bump. Today B wore something that Lady Gaga probably creamed herself over. What is this mess?!

Beyonce and her sister Solange were attended Vera Wang's show today. She also showed up for J.Crew's show and Rodarte's. Dakota Fanning and Taylor Swift were also in the front row at the Rodarte show. Anyone who sat beyond Solange Knowles was f*cked. Check out that hair!

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She's cute, she's young, she's like a thinner Lindsay Lohan in her Mean Girls era. Redhead Emma Stone's career continues to blow up, which means she has several more press events that she has to go to on a frequent basis. The outfits that Emma's been wearing lately make her look like she's trying to hide a baby bump.

She's thin, but you can hardly tell because she's buried in so much material. She's also wearing colors that do nothing for her pale skin and bright hair.

Emma seems like a nerd who just happens to be famous, kind of like Taylor Swift, except she's not trying to fake innocence, she rather make fun of herself and tell you a joke instead. Emma's hilarious, but she shouldn't make her fashion choices the butt of our jokes. Better luck next time hun.

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The final Harry Potter film premiered last night in New York City and Emma Watson gave us all something extra to remember. Emma's makeup was borderline gothic and her dress was awful.

Emma has a great figure, but she's practically buried in all of that material. This dress looks like something one of the contestants on "Project Runway" put together when told there's only 5 more minutes left in a challenge!

If the fabric was all the same color, of if the hues went together, this frock could be decent. Sigh. I guess every celebrity should be entitled to a bad fashion moment.

Emma's dress is a Bottega Venata Fall 2011 gown.

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Lady Gaga has been spotted around London recently and she looks, uh, interesting. Stefani Germanotta is not gorgeous, she's not even cute, or pretty.

On a good day, you'd bang her and you wouldn't have to be under the influence to do so, but LG's no picture perfect Beyonce or Scarlett Johansson. So she distracts us. All. The. Time. Smart!

I'm just so busy saying 'WTF is she wearing?' to take note that Gaga looks like a sickly albino chick who could use getting some work did. Or did I just say that? Maybe you didn't notice cause you were still wondering how she pulls off so many looks. Gaga goes hard when it comes to distracting us from her odd looking face, and it works! She's gets the I'll-Overlook-That-Sh!t pass all the time and she's earned it.

Lea Michele walked the red carpet at PETA's 30th Anniversary Gala and Humanitarian Awards at The Hollywood Palladium last night wearing a 'Who lied to you?' dress.

Lea does not have the t*ts to make that dress look right and it is tragic. She's so happy about it, she has no clue. Check out how Beyonce rocks a similar kind of dress vs. Lea:

I rest my case. Better luck next time.

Kelis is going through a crisis because this is not something someone in the right place mentally does to herself. Kelis wore an outfit that looks almost painful and impossible to move or walk around in to the First Annual Data Awards.

Amber Rose pretty much wore a bathing suit as an outfit last week, but she would probably be embarrassed for Kelis if she saw this mess. Lady Gaga would possibly find Kelis' ensemble inspiring, but thus far, Gaga and Amber have yet to sink to this low.

I can't even begin to describe this kind of fug, so I'll let The Washington Post via Necole Bitchie do it for me:

I’m not even sure what she’s going for here — costume shop explosion meets farmyard chic? The Statue of Liberty-esque spikes in the hair, the six-foot long mangy braid casually tossed over one shoulder, the pink jumpsuit, the tux top and… It all adds up to blech.

Girl, time for a new milkshake.

I really like Amber Rose's.... boots. Kanye West's blondyke continues to steal the spotlight from him by walking around in her daring outfits.

Whether Amber wants to welcome sea creatures to her booty crack, or she just wants to showcase her tattoo on her upper thigh, she's going to do it. And she's going to own it. Kanye West may be standing next to her, but you barely even notice once she puts her swag on.

Amber Rose brought her sidekick named Kanye to the Yves Saint-Laurent fashion in Paris on Friday. She looked like she just walked out of a paper shredder and that was the look she was going for. Kanye, who?