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Still photos from the Shauna Sand sex tape hit the web today and she looks as crappy in her porn as she does in normal life! It's the gigantic lips that throw everything off. What I find interesting is she's still rocking those Lucite heels while she gets humped.

When I stop to think about it, everything is what throws off this porn. Her over the top makeup, stringy platinum blonde hair, wonky boobs with oversized nipples. It doesn't get any worse. I'm ready to see the video so I can check out those monster tits bouncing in action!

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Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

Mel Gibson's aspiring singer girlfriend, Oksana Greedywhore-a, had a baby girl. Mel already has six sons and a daughter with his ex-wife, Robyn, and Oksana has a 12-year-old son from a previous star f*cker relationship.

Pictures of Mel Gibson and his home wrecker surfaced early this year. Shortly after, Robyn Gibson filed for divorce after 29 years of marriage. Sausage lips then got herself knocked up at the age of 39, which is pretty impressive; and then Mel put a ring on it cause he's like religious or something. A wedding date has yet to be announced. 

Although Oksana Grigorieva's baby was due in December, she's here already. Both Oksana and her meal ticket are reportedly healthy and happy at home.

I wonder if Oksana is gonna pull a Samantha Burke and be featured on the cover of some celebrity magazine, posing with her baby. I hope her daughter's wearing a bib with the cover art of Oksana's debut cd on it. That would be so cute!

Shauna Sand stars in a sex tape with her boyfriend and she initially attempted to block the release of the 'private' footage.

Well Vivid Entertainment had a handwriting expert analyze Shauna Sand's signature to determine whether or not Shauna initially approved of the faux tape's release. She did.

Vivid is moving forward with releasing the blow up doll's tape and Shauna has halted her cease and desist attempt to block the footage. Good move! I didn't even know who Shauna Sand was until I heard of her sex tape. I would hear about some chick and see her face, but the b*tch was always too unattractive and fake for me to spend any time reading a single sentence about who the eff she is.

Shauna will be getting a cut of the profit from sales, which can help pay for the plastic surgery she needs to lift up her chi chis.

After looking at this new round of Brooke Hundley photos, I'm getting some insight into why she went batsh*t after Steve Phillips dumped her.

Steve was probably the hottest piece that Brooke has ever been with, and possibly one of the few pieces she has ever been with.

She's a greedy, delusional homewrecker who tried to break up a marriage cause let's face it - who in their right mind would wanna take this walrus on?

'Straight fug' takes on a whole new meaning. She's not even slightly attractive.

There's a lot we can learn from taking a course from Brooke Hundley's How to be a Psycho Stalker 101.

1st) When you're a home wrecker, you must stop at nothing to try to break up a marriage, regardless of how long your man has been married or how many kids he has (Steve has 4 sons).

And 2) When in doubt, give details - lots of 'em so that your lover's wifey knows that you have, indeed, had sex with her husband. Rub it in her face. Pour the salt up in her wounds, and grind it in there. It doesn't matter cause you're a "Catholic" who's trying to save your lover from a "loveless marriage."

Here's a breakdown of the crazy that Brooke wrote:

• The first time Brooke sexed Steve in a hotel, she didn't have to worry about getting pregnant cause he had a vasectomy. 

• She's in constant contact via text and hotel phone calls with Marni's husband.

• Steve and Brooke do a lot of sexting, and she's saved the messages as proof.

• According to Brooke, their bond is also heavily about "friendship."

• She calls Steve's third and fourth sons "a band-aid" and what's "holding [Steve] in the marriage." OUCH!

• Steve enjoys being with her cause she has "a passion and drive to really do something" with her life - Like steal someone else's husband!

I'll end there. Click on the picture below to read from the beginning. The cliffnotes from paragraphs one and two are in the bullets above.

Brooke makes LeAnn Rimes look like a saint! She's so self-serving and stupid to think that Steve would leave his wife for her, and Brooke was determined to hurt Marni Phillips since she has something that she wants.

Click on the thumbnails below for further proof that Steve Phillips has horrible taste:

Brooke Hundley is the 22 year-old homewrecker who allegedly had unprotected sex with ESPN analyst Steve Phillips.

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Brooke sent a vicious, delusional, self-righteous letter to Steve's wife, Marni, telling her about the affair. Now that the story has gone public, ESPN has put Phillips on leave of absence for a week. Here's the ho he risked it all for. She is a Plain Jane at best and she needs to take care of that 'stache!

LeAnn Rimes thinks that it's so hilarious that the paparazzi are suddenly interested in her squinty self, while Eddie Cibrian remains sexy enough for the both of 'em.

Hollywood's mismatched homewrecker couple went out on a date at paparazzi hotspot, Katsuya. As LeAnn exited the restaurant, she was smiling from ear to ear. I'd be thrilled too if I were going home to Eddie.

He will inevitably dump her, but it's all about the timing. It needs to happen when she's preggers with her first child. If someone like Tom Brady can do it, then Z-lister Eddie better get the job done.

Lindsay Lohan's long-awaited return to the cock seems to be underway. Lindsay Lohan also has horrible taste in hookups and partners, so it's no surprise that she was spotted sucking face with married actor Balthazar Getty.

Balthazar is a wealthy heir and actor on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. But Balthazar was such a jerk on set that he was pretty much written outta the show. Balthazar also has four children but that didn't stop him from groping ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller's bee sting breasts and publicly making out with her on numerous occasions.

Lindsay and Balthazar snuck in through Voyeur nightclub's backdoor, made out at a table in the front of the room, and stayed for less than 30 minutes before leaving! WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

I guess they couldn't wait to make f*ck. Sounds like they're made for each other.

Shauna Sand may be a slut, but she denies having sex with her stepson, A.J. Rumors surfaced that former soap star Lorenzo Lamas filed for divorce after discovering that Shauna was sleeping with his son A.J., who was 18 at the time.

Shauna claims that the debut episode of "Leave it to Lamas" is all about lie telling.

"The whole first episode of "Leave it to Lamas" revolved around a lie that the Lamas family concocted about me sleeping with my step-son A.J. It is absolutely untrue and I'm sick of being used and ridiculed by this family for the benefit of their show. "

Whatever! I don't believe whores.