Female Sluts News

Aurdina Patridge and Glee's Mark Salling were spotted flirting with each other at L.A. club Voyeur last Thursday.

Audrina and Mark shared a table and were spotted laughing and "talking into one another's ear." Nightclubs are always silent, so talking into someone's ear must means that y'all are f*cking for sure!

Just before 11pm, Patridge and Palling left Voyeur with their respective entourages -- their cars following one another, heading out into the night together.

I'm not buying it cause I saw Mark Salling on Monday at the New Moon premiere and he was with another ho. Anyway, what is interesting is all the people who were in the same spot that night: Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, Leona Lewis, Levi Johnston, Mya, Kristin Cavalari, Whitney Port and a few other D-listers.

Sounds like a good time.

And by "action," I mean nothing happens that you can stroke to, but there are, indeed, two chicks in a bed together wearing heels that could leave holes in your mattress.

Carmen Electra is like Pam Anderson, she's never gonna stop trying to be sexy. If I had that body, I'm not so sure I would stop either. I'd be flashing workers in the nursing home and offering to give head without my dentures in. Workin' it forever!

You're gonna see some of the worst acting and faux sexiness and chemistry ever in this video. Enjoy?

Jump in for the "lesbian sex tape."

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Miss Universe contestants Hiroko Mima (Miss Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2008) filmed a "hardcore threesome sex tape" with Anya's boyfriend at the time. The third party is also an alleged professional photographer, so the angles and the lighting just may be on point. With the photographer's skill set, the only thing else the girls needed to make a good tape was some good makeup and bad music. But I digress.

A Miss Universe rep said,

"This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement ... thank goodness."

This sextape is allegedly very hardcore and graphic, but I think these chicks are ugly so I have no interest in checking it out. Anya's picture is below, she's the one on the left. No wonder her man wanted to bring another woman into their bed.

Carrie Prejean's ex-boyfriend says that Carrie sent him around 15-20 explicit sex tapes when they were together. Carrie and her ex actually met through a friend on MySpace.

Carrie's camp has tried to get Carrie's ex-lover to lie and say that she was 17 when she filmed the video, that way bloggers will be scared to post it cause it would be child pornography.

Carrie's ex wants to remain anonymous. He has leaked pictures of the two of them during a romantic weekend in San Diego. This b*tch is shaming an entire county. She needs to move to Alaska so she can be BFFLs with Sarah Palin.

Lesson to all horny, subservient females: Don't send your boyfriend or your husband SH*T! Your man gets to hit it in person; he doesn't need pictures or footage of you whoring out so that he can bust another nut. He's got plenty of porn for that.

The sequence of recent events and the willingness of Carrie's ex to speak to TMZ indicates that Carrie's sex tape WILL LEAK for "free," all. Heh. I predict that it will leak by next Friday, but I'm gonna be bolder than that and pick an actual date. Carrie's sex tape is gonna drop, like her panties on camera, on Tuesday November 17th or Wednesday the 18th.

Stay tuned.

IS CARRIE PREJEAN A HYPOCRITE?

Carrie Prejean is promoting her new book "Still Standing" and she appeared on the Today Show this morning. Since pageant officials said that Prejean is a solo porn star, we rather have her discuss her masturbation video than her book.

Carrie's trying to make being a hypocritical slut a political issue, natch. She also claims that if Keith Oberman said things about Sonya Sotomayor or Michelle Obama like he had said about her, "he would be off the air" immediately. It's nice to know that Carrie puts herself in the same category as the First Lady and the first Latina Supreme Court Justice. I'm also becoming more fluent with her language. She claimed that her and the other Miss USA contestants were thrilled that Donald Trump "meeted us."

My ears!

IS CARRIE PREJEAN A HYPOCRITE?

It's almost like Carrie Prejean had a sparkle in her eye when she discussed her "embarrassing" sex tape. Doesn't she look like a proud mama? Seriously, this is not the face of shame.

Carrie is promoting her new book "Still Standing" and the former Miss California was interviewed on Fox's Sean Hannity show. I transcribed Carrie's comments on her masturbation video below because I find the San Diego native that entertaining. She believes "in opposite marriage" and she sent a masturbation video to the boyfriend that she "cared about and loved about." Carrie has her own language in which I hope to become fluent.

Carrie said:

"It was the biggest mistake of my life. I was all by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time who I loved and cared about a video of me. Yeah, I was a teenager at the time. Never did I think it would ever come out, but it was bad judgment and it's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this now on national TV, can you imagine? But you know what, you have to take responsibility for it and I am. I'm taking total responsibility for it. I was alone sending it to my boyfriend who I cared about and loved about at the time. When you're young, you think 'this is the one.' You know, never did I think it would come and just slap me in the face."

No word on whether or not Carrie's a virgin. Without her masturbation tape, I'm sure she would have tried to claim she's a V-card owner when asked about her commitment to god.

Carrie Prejean's mother must be so proud of her Christian daughter. When Carrie Prejean met with the Miss California USA lawyers, they played footage of her masturbation video while Carrie's mom was in the room.

Carrie's mom was in shock -- instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand.

Can you imagine the conversation Carrie and her mama had after the video?!

I also doubt Carrie gets off from watching herself masturbate. I'm thinking that the video was for some guy she was banging or something. When in doubt of whether or not to make a masturbation tape for a dude, you can always try sexting instead. Baby steps.

In Carrie's new book, she says: "Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy ... I have since learned that your outer beauty can only get you so far in life."

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Still photos from the Shauna Sand sex tape hit the web today and she looks as crappy in her porn as she does in normal life! It's the gigantic lips that throw everything off. What I find interesting is she's still rocking those Lucite heels while she gets humped.

When I stop to think about it, everything is what throws off this porn. Her over the top makeup, stringy platinum blonde hair, wonky boobs with oversized nipples. It doesn't get any worse. I'm ready to see the video so I can check out those monster tits bouncing in action!

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Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

Mel Gibson's aspiring singer girlfriend, Oksana Greedywhore-a, had a baby girl. Mel already has six sons and a daughter with his ex-wife, Robyn, and Oksana has a 12-year-old son from a previous star f*cker relationship.

Pictures of Mel Gibson and his home wrecker surfaced early this year. Shortly after, Robyn Gibson filed for divorce after 29 years of marriage. Sausage lips then got herself knocked up at the age of 39, which is pretty impressive; and then Mel put a ring on it cause he's like religious or something. A wedding date has yet to be announced. 

Although Oksana Grigorieva's baby was due in December, she's here already. Both Oksana and her meal ticket are reportedly healthy and happy at home.

I wonder if Oksana is gonna pull a Samantha Burke and be featured on the cover of some celebrity magazine, posing with her baby. I hope her daughter's wearing a bib with the cover art of Oksana's debut cd on it. That would be so cute!