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Josh Duhamel doesn't need to get some poon from a stripper when he has a girl at home who's a freak in the bed. In the new issue of Cosmopolitan, Fergie says she can be your run of the mill normal girl, or she can also be your dirty little slut.

"You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore. And me? I’m both."

That's my kind of girl! You have to switch things up every once in a while to keep your man satisfied. Why would Josh bang a stripper when he's got his own whore at home?

Within a week of a stripper named Nicole Forrester claiming that Josh Duhamel got sexalicious with her, Fergie and Josh wine and dined at Chops restaurant. Chops is located next door to the St. Regis Hotel where the stripper says Josh stripped her.

When Fergie and Josh walked into the restaurant, the manager asked them if they wanted a "discreet" table so everyone wouldn't gawk or whatever, but Fergie said, "I want to sit out where the action is." She's one territorial broad.

"They were sitting next to each other in a booth side by side and talking closely."

Yet another red flag that this is all fakery! Couples that have been together as long as Fergie and Josh have DO NOT sit side by side in some 'come stare at us' booth in a restaurant.

The twosome stayed at the restaurant FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

Fergie could only pretend to be happy with Josh for 60 minutes? Their sex life must be so bad right about now. If Josh wasn't cheating before, he just may start.

Josh Duhamel must not be feelin' Fergie's lovely lady lumps any longer. Rumor has it that he did the nasty with a stripper in Atlanta, Georgia. Stripper Nicole Forrester sold her story to the National Enquirer and passed a polygraph test to prove it's true.

Josh isn't gonna take it from Nicole's whore mouth and had his people release a statement denying the allegations.

"This is not the first, nor will it be the last time, that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous."

People think that if they go across the country and tap some booty, that they'll never get caught. Just when you least expect it, that cheat comes creeping around the corner and bites you in the *ss. Fergie's a tough chick and if this story ends up being true, she should totally b*tch slap him!

It is coming from the Enquirer, so don't read too much into it just yet. You can check Nicole out in the first pic below, she's not all that.

As if the Miami Dolphins don't have enough celebrity owners, they're adding another one to the list. Fergie is rumored to be investing in the team as a co-owner.

According to reports, NFL owners voted this week to approve Fergie as an investor in the team, but the deal isn't complete yet. Don't do it Fergie! Don't invest in a football team that sucks *ss!

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross said he's had discussions with Fergie about the deal, but because the Peas are currently touring Australia, he's not yet gotten her signature.

Why do celebrities have to stick their nose in everybody's biz like buying into sports teams? Invest in music programs in schools or open a frickin food pantry. I dunno, just do something more productive than handing money to a sports team that has millions of dollars. Part of the deal to investing in the Dolphins is making appearances at the stadium during games "as part of Ross' effort to attract a more diverse crowd." Um hello, it's Miami, isn't it diverse enough?

Fergie Ferg appears on the Late Show with David Letterman in some sparkling backless dress with holes. Was it a hit or miss?

Fergie's face on the other hand, I plead the 5th. Luv the shoes.

Fergie croaked out the National Anthem for the Obamas Easter egg hunt at the White House. I hate to take it there - but Fergie was trying to sound black and she sounds awful.

She is a soulful powerhouse but she sounds like she's reaching. She's all kinds of pitchy and me thinks that this was painful to listen to. Fergie Ferg also desperately needs to do something with that animal she's walking around with on her head. Tame the beast.

The White House's traditional Easter Egg Roll is expected to draw a crowd of nearly 30,000. Festivities kicked off this morning with hundreds of kids hunting for eggs on the South Lawn.

Fergie will make attendees' ears bleed again as she performs a free concert with Ziggy Marley, Steve Songs, Imagination Movers, Jessica Jarrell and more. Celebrities are also scheduled to appear and Michelle will be reading passages from children's tales on the storytime stage.

Maybe it's the dress, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame Fergie's shoes. They make her look bigger.

I will resist the urge to buy similar shoes or to pair them with a similar dress after looking at this pic. I think it's kind of tragic. So I posted it so that y'all could see evidence of the fat effect for yourselves. You can thank me at Christmas.

Leaving her blonde locks behind, Fergie debuts a longer, darker do at the March of Dimes Beauty Ball at New York City's Cipriani 42nd Street on Thursday. The singer and her Black Eyed Peas bandmates also performed at the event, which benefited the children's charity.

The part in her hair scares me. I think she'd look more glamourous, lame pun intended, if she curled that weave up and did something more dramatic with it. She reminds me of Elvira, only with a butterface and shorter dress.

Fergie wore a gorgeous Dolce & Gabbana dress, Jimmy Choo shoes and a big smile on her face for her wedding to her boyfriend of five years, Josh Duhamel.

Although Fergie is posing like Kim Kardashian, with the head over the shoulder look-at-my-ass pose, she really was the cutest. After Fergie tied the knot the first thing she told attendees was "I'm married, bitches!"

Everyone then started cheering and screaming and it was "like being at a rock concert."

The Jan 10. nuptials were held at a private 8,000-square-foot Church Estate Vineyard in Malibu, California. Josh told Fergie to "keep it together, you big baby!" when she was tearing up as she walked down the aisle.

From methhead to marrying someone prettier than her, Fergie has come a long way. Congrats!!

Us Weekly

The couple will say "I Do!" during the weekend of January 9-11 in Southern California.

Fergie, 33, and Duhamel, 35, were recently photographed at a Crate and Barrel in Beverly Hills, where they scanned kitchen items.

"It's all going great. It's fun, actually," Duhamel recently told Entertainment Tonight of planning their wedding. "We're both really excited about it and it will be good."

Where would they go after getting hitched? Possibly Canada.

"This would actually be a great honeymoon place," he said. "I would love to take her here."

I just can't wait for some fugalicious babies.