Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel, reveals to OK! that he can't wait to have kids with longtime girlfriend Fergie.

"I've got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me â€" so I got to get on the horse! [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I'm taking my time. We'll do it when it's right. It's busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen."

However, Josh didn't say if he and hardworking singer Fergie would walk down the aisle first. Although it's been reported that they're engaged, Josh said, "What wedding plans? I'm not engaged. Why does everyone think I'm engaged? Wouldn't she be wearing a ring?"

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I would have never known this was Fergie. Maybe someone who looks like her, but not the former meth head herself. That's some serious photo-shopping right there! Whoever edited this photo is sitting on a beach in Jamaica right now, with a fat bonus check he got from this job.

Notice who the guy is? He's Milo Ventimiglia, other wise known as Peter on Heroes. I'm kinda digging this song! Who ever directed this is the next Steven Spielberg cause Fergiedoesn't look half bad!

Case in point: placing Fergie's mushy face on the cover!!!

Every time I see Fuggalicious, I wonder where the fuck her forehead went? I've never seen it.

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have already revealed they keep their romance hot with karaoke and fishing trips â€" and now you can add sexy dancing to that list.

"He just dances for me in private, in some very interesting outfits," the singer, 32, tells Playboy in its May issue. "He bought me these amazing boots at the Hustler store. They're thigh-high patent leather with a big long zipper. They're hard to get on, but it's worth it."

Oooh la la! Karaoke and fishing trips are HAWT! Riiight.. Josh takes her fishing with hopes Fug will jump in and join her family. That ol meth head dresses hot in the bedroom cause her man needs something to distract him from that ass face of hers!

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Fergie was on a "I'm-a-former-meth-addict" campaign to promote her debut solo album The Dutchess, but she didn't stop there. Nope, mushy face has more in store for ya! Now Fuggalicious has opened up on her former lesbian sexcapades. Too much information!

I have had lesbian experiences in the past. I won't say how many men I've had sex with - but I am a very sexual person.

"When I was going through my out-of-control phase, I could have got into very dangerous situations."

Fergie, real name Stacy Ferguson, also got drawn into Los Angeles' sordid drug and gang culture. She added:

"I had a gun put to my head during a drug deal that went wrong. Luckily I got out of it."

Am I the only one over this ho?

Dear Fergie,

Just skip all the interviews and write a damn autobiography. It will top the best sellers list. You can put a lot of pictures in it, lots and lots of pictures... nudes and shots from the neck down, cuz no one can jack off if they catch a glimpse of your harsh mug.

With love,

Joy A

Fergie's like a 40 year-old teen runaway. "My life was so hard 20 years ago!" Get over it, ho! It's been like 3 decades since you shot meth in your ass and went down on some broad for coke.

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Mushy meth face Fergie was banned from boarding a flight because the train wreck was described as being "too drunk to travel."

Fergie was supposed to travel with the rest of The Peas but she couldn't even walk straight.

An onlooker said,

"She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it.

"She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing."

A spokesperson for airline Virgin Atlantic says, "We can confirm a female passenger was denied from boarding as she appeared intoxicated and was therefore unsuitable for travel."

Fergie's drunken ass delayed the flight for an hour while her luggage was removed. WTF?!!!! How many things does she pack?

The cherry on top? The rest of The Peas left her drunk ass stranded as they remained on board for their London bound flight.

Luv it!

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There's absolutely no need for me to comment on this one. ??? - sums it up perfectly.