"I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so 'they' couldn't see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me... I'm searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they're after me for. I'm in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I'm thinking, he's in on it."
Fergie was talking about being paranoid and thinking the FBI was following her during her crystal meth days. I feel like people are after me too... Because they are... It's called collection agencies! I wish those bitches would leave me alone. ;)
Fergie's mom, Terri Ferguson did what every celebrity mother would do to stop the rumors about their daughter being pregnant.. She went on Ryan Seacrest's morning show yesterday to tell the whole world it's not true.
"Did you see her at the Grammys?" said the mom, who described Fergie, 32, as "skinny, skinny, skinny." As for scheduling plans, "We are not moving up the wedding," Ferguson clarified on behalf of her daughter. In fact, the engaged couple "haven't met with a wedding planner yet." Asked what might have triggered rumors of an early wedding and a pregnancy, Ferguson told Seacrest, "I think people can't believe people do get married just because they love each other, not because they are pregnant."
Man! I love the whole out of wedlock pregnancy crazy drama weddings! I guess I'll have to wait for Paris to get knocked up, if her vagina isn't already too damaged.
Is it possible we'll have a Ferglette in the next 9 months? Rumors were flying around Clive Davis' pre-Grammys party that Fergie is knocked up!
"She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious," one insider said. "At Clive's, she just drank water."
A lot of people are looking at these pics from the Grammys and wondering if she's showing a little bit of a baby bump. Man, can't a girl just be bloated anymore? Nah, the bitch probably is knocked up considering her reps wouldn't comment. She looks like she may have a little bit of the pregnancy 'glow' going on, or is that just reflection from the bright ass yellow dress she's wearing?
After 3 years of dating, Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged, his rep confirms.
"Fergie called a lot of her girlfriends today to tell them the news. She said they don't know what kind of wedding they want yet, but that she is the happiest girl on earth."
The Las Vegas star's rep would say only that they got engaged "recently," but not on Christmas.
The couple celebrated Duhamel's 35th birthday last month with lots of love and little fanfare.
*** I am SO happy for Fergie!! I really didn't think Josh had it in him. CONGRATS. :)
Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel, reveals to OK! that he can't wait to have kids with longtime girlfriend Fergie.
"I've got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me â" so I got to get on the horse! [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I'm taking my time. We'll do it when it's right. It's busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen."
However, Josh didn't say if he and hardworking singer Fergie would walk down the aisle first. Although it's been reported that they're engaged, Josh said, "What wedding plans? I'm not engaged. Why does everyone think I'm engaged? Wouldn't she be wearing a ring?"
I would have never known this was Fergie. Maybe someone who looks like her, but not the former meth head herself. That's some serious photo-shopping right there! Whoever edited this photo is sitting on a beach in Jamaica right now, with a fat bonus check he got from this job.
Notice who the guy is? He's Milo Ventimiglia, other wise known as Peter on Heroes. I'm kinda digging this song! Who ever directed this is the next Steven Spielberg cause Fergiedoesn't look half bad!
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