Fergie,
Be like a vampire. Hide from all sunlight, every camera lens, camera phones, small children, and big mirrors when others are nearby. Is that too much to ask?
She actually looks kinda cute. I’m a sucker for any side shot when it comes to this bitch. Fergie Fug’s being considerate. Awwww….
Um, the bag is kinda cute? It’s hard to come up with something nice cause my eyes won’t pull away from those horrid purple pants!
I would have never known this was Fergie. Maybe someone who looks like her, but not the former meth head herself. That’s some serious photo-shopping right there! Whoever edited this photo is sitting on a beach in Jamaica right now, with a fat bonus check he got from this job.
Notice who the guy is? He’s Milo Ventimiglia, other wise known as Peter on Heroes. I’m kinda digging this song! Who ever directed this is the next Steven Spielberg cause Fergiedoesn’t look half bad!
Case in point: placing Fergie’s mushy face on the cover!!!
Every time I see Fuggalicious, I wonder where the fuck her forehead went? I’ve never seen it.
Fergie and Josh Duhamel have already revealed they keep their romance hot with karaoke and fishing trips – and now you can add sexy dancing to that list.
“He just dances for me in private, in some very interesting outfits,” the singer, 32, tells Playboy in its May issue. “He bought me these amazing boots at the Hustler store. They’re thigh-high patent leather with a big long zipper. They’re hard to get on, but it’s worth it.”
Oooh la la! Karaoke and fishing trips are HAWT! Riiight.. Josh takes her fishing with hopes Fug will jump in and join her family. That ol meth head dresses hot in the bedroom cause her man needs something to distract him from that ass face of hers!
Fergie was on a “I’m-a-former-meth-addict” campaign to promote her debut solo album The Dutchess, but she didn’t stop there. Nope, mushy face has more in store for ya! Now Fuggalicious has opened up on her former lesbian sexcapades. Too much information!
I have had lesbian experiences in the past. I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with - but I am a very sexual person.
“When I was going through my out-of-control phase, I could have got into very dangerous situations.”
Fergie, real name Stacy Ferguson, also got drawn into Los Angeles’ sordid drug and gang culture. She added:
“I had a gun put to my head during a drug deal that went wrong. Luckily I got out of it.”
Am I the only one over this ho?
Dear Fergie,
Just skip all the interviews and write a damn autobiography. It will top the best sellers list. You can put a lot of pictures in it, lots and lots of pictures… nudes and shots from the neck down, cuz no one can jack off if they catch a glimpse of your harsh mug.
With love,
Joy A
Fergie’s like a 40 year-old teen runaway. “My life was so hard 20 years ago!” Get over it, ho! It’s been like 3 decades since you shot meth in your ass and went down on some broad for coke.
source: the mirror
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