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Have you ever seen such a hot pompadour? You know, the mohawk looking 'do on a chick! Natalie Portman looks fierce in the latest issue of V magazine.

In the issue Natalie talks about aging as an actress and how hard it can be to get work as you grow older and more wrinkly. She doesn't rule out having plastic surgery as she gets older but explains she's already anal about having something as small as a pimple.

“If I have a pimple I want to get rid of it.” 

Oh really? Who doesn't want to get rid of a nasty puss filled pimple when it's looking back at you like a third eye. Natalie has beautiful skin and will age gracefully.

I saw this one coming, did you? Michael Jackson's concert documentary, This Is It, scored the top spot at the box office this weekend, earning a five-day worldwide total of $101 million.

This Is It pulled in an estimated $21.3 million Friday-Sunday. It's Michael's loyal international fans that are driving revenue. As I witnessed myself, MJ is huge in Europe and around the world. Fans in Japan, the UK and Germany came out in droves to pay homage to one of the greatest entertainers of all time.

Sony announced today that This Is Not Done. This Is It's theater run has been extended. Michael will continue to dance his a*s off on the big screen through Thanksgiving weekend.

I'm so thrilled for Michael! I knew he could do it. If you haven't seen it, go check it out! The King of Pop is mesmerizing, to say the least.

Michael Jackson's documentary This Is It arguably has two stars: Michael Jackson and Orianthi Panagaris.

Orianthi is the 24 year-old guitar hero from Australia. She has had a steady rise to fame, playing on stage at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards, playing for Santana and Carrie Underwood. She was also featured in "Now or Never," a song on the Bratz movie soundtrack. But the hot blonde had yet to receive her time in the spotlight, until MJ changed that. In This Is It, Michael tells Orianthi "This is your time to shine," encouraging the young musician to remain confident during her solo. It's one of the most touching scenes in the captivating film.

Orianthi said that she had to fight her butterflies to audition in front of MJ's musical director.

"I didn't think I was gonna get it. I was blown away that he liked my playing. It was a dream come true."

This woman oozes with raw talent and she's a hot chick who can play with the rest of the boys. Orianthi's new album is called According to You, and its release was pushed up to coincide with the release of This Is It. My friend really liked that the young guitarist can multi-task. Orianthi chews gum while she's playing some riffs that make you go 'WTF?' I like that she graces the stage in boots with heels. She's great!

More greatness at http://www.myspace.com/orianthi

Michelle Obama looks fabulous on the cover of the November issue of Glamour magazine! She's rocking a hot red dress, a classic hair style, and the whole look reminds me of Jackie O.

In the Women of the Year issue, Michelle talks about our obsession with her fashion, being a working mom while raising two girls, and even gives relationship advice. I never thought I'd get pointers on dating from the First Lady!

"Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long. Then it's 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good."

Michelle's right, you've gotta have real feelings for the man besides feeling how thick his wallet is. Cute does only last so long cause then they start balding and getting hair in new places like their ears. That's when a few shots of Cuervo come in handy on a nightly basis.

Now this is an ego boost of epic proportions! U2 performed for a record breaking 96,000 people at their Saturday night concert at the Rose Bowl! What a feat! The band also wanted to give everyone around the world front row seats, and YouTube got in on the act.

For the first time ever, YouTube agreed to live stream a full length concert live. Viewers in France, Canada, Italy, Spain, Japan, Brazil, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Mexico, Israel, South Korea, the Netherlands, the U.K. and the U.S. were in on the show.

U2 manager Paul McGuinnes said, 'The band has wanted to do something like this for a long time... Fans often travel long distances to come to see U2 - this time U2 can go to them, globally.'

U2's YouTube page is youtube.com/U2

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and hopefully a shirtless Taylor Lautner will all be on hand for the New Moon Tour! The cast will be hitting 15 malls at various cities across the country cause the one thing New Moon needs is some promotion.

The tour kicks off in L.A. and each stop offers "activities, games, and Q&As with the cast." Many cities will feature performances from some of the bands from the soundtrack: Death Cab for Cutie, Anya Marina, Sea Wolf, and the Band of Skulls.

If you only do it big, fans with VIP credentials will have access with select castmembers at their respective malls.

"Fans need to visit Hot Topic or select Nordstrom stores at 8 a.m. on October 31 at one of the participating mall locations. They will be given access to return and meet select castmembers at that same mall on the assigned scheduled date and time. VIP credentials provided on October 31 are limited."

We've got tour dates after the jump:

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Tony Parker and his little chipmunk wife, Eva Longoria, are sexing it up for a London Fog photo shoot. I don't know about you, but I think Tony Parker looks good enough to eat in these photos! I'd like him to come home to me every day with nothing but that trench coat on.

They both look cute in these photos, but I'd like to have some photos of Tony alone using his wang as a coat and purse rack. Yummy! I'm getting out of control, so it's time to take my Ritalin.

Halle Berry attended Alicia Keys' AIDS charity's 6th annual Keep a Child Alive Black Ball looking like she doesn't need any Photoshop or airbrushing, cause cameras capture all of her natural goodness.

Halle looked stunning, and the woman can fill out a dress. I saw this pic and thought: Damn, I have to get this effing dress! Nevermind that my gut will be spilling outta the holes in the sides, my tits will look wonky, and my arms will look pregnant.

Funny how we sometimes swear we're going to look nearly as good if we put on the same outfit that someone hot has on!

Tina Fey appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and she told the man whore that she didn't become a woman until she married her husband when she was 24.

Tina was hilarious, talking about the "gay magic" that was involved in getting her dolled up for her Harper's Bazaar photoshoot, but when Dave went on to talk about celebrities who lost their virginity later in life, Tina got a little uncomfy. Tina blamed her late blooming on her Christian values or being homely.

You know all those girls who were getting poked at 14 are single mothers of three kids, waiting in anticipation for their welfare checks or living with their parents after their ex pulled a Jon Gosselin and moves onto a barely legal bimbo.

Good for her!

With Twilight's New Moon release coming in just over a month, photo spreads of the stars are popping up everywhere! Check out these hot outtake photos of Taylor Lautner for the November issue of GQ magazine.

If I were a 13 year-old girl, I would have his pictures posted all over my walls in my bedroom. Unfortunately I'm no teeny bopper, so it would just come off as strange to have him plastered in my room.