Megahan McCain didn't have to get naked in order to get revealing in the April issue of Playboy magazine. John McCain's beautiful 27 year-old daughter has always spoken her mind, and she does just that in her new exclusive. It's not strange for a woman of any age to love sex, but it is really strange for the daughter of a politician to hold an interview with Playboy where she talks about her big breasts and her love of grown folk's business!

Meghan said she loves being single because "I have no one to check in with. When you're in a serious relationship, you kind of have to check in before you go out with your friends or do whatever. I think I'm a bit of a commitment-phobe."
If you want to impress Meghan, don't just Google her. "Guys can be weird. They think if they Google you and talk about stuff you've said, they get to make out with you at the end of the first date."
The blonde beauty likes funny guys. "When I'm dating, I want to hear what music a guy likes, what he does for fun, and I want him to make me laugh. If he can make me laugh, I don't care if he looks like Zach Galifianakis; it's an instant turn-on."
And this is why women are subjected to so many bad jokes!!!!! For the love of gawd, too many females say that they like funny guys, and it's not something that can be faked, so men who have no business attempting to make a joke try so hard and it's gross. Shut it up Meghan!
And last but not least, Johnny's daughter said: "I'm not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men." She also goes to gay bars "only because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance. Gay guys love me. It's the big boobs and blonde hair."
Sweet Geezus. Me and this chick are soulmates.