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Justin Bieber Complex Magazine Pictures: Bloody, Awesome

After looking at these photos of Justin Bieber getting fake punched and bloodied in Complex magazine, I don't know whether to climax or speak out on violence against women.

Bieber and Complex got really creative for Biebus' new feature and I've got chills. Can someone make this happen IRL? I kid.

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Bieber's working on his new album, expected to be released within months, but because he's Justin Bieber, he can cover any magazine in the world for no reason other than he's a beautiful lesbian that sells lots of records. In Justin's interview, he talks about his love of rap and how he'll be doing more rapping on his new record. I'll post some quotes for you over the next few days.

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21 Jump Street Sequel: Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum Will Be Back!

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum will be back for 22nd Jump Street? Muahahahahahahaha! I'm not paid enough for this. Sony Pictures is close to inking a deal with writer Michael Bacall, who wrote 21 Jump Street and Project X. Negotiations are still taking place, but Jonah and Tatum are also expected to return. 

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum

Producer Neal Moritz is also likely to be back for more.

If you watch 21 Jump Street, the way the film ends is the perfect setup for a sequel. Plus Hollywood likes sequels. In essence, the movie is a friggin' sequel of the popular 1980s cop drama, which launched Johnny Depp's career. I'm ecstatic that there's gonna be another Jump Street. Hopefully it will be just as good as the first one, and I'm hoping they'll have another new hot guy in there that I can write about, like I did with Dave Franco.

Meghan McCain to Playboy: "I Love Sex and I Love Men!"

Megahan McCain didn't have to get naked in order to get revealing in the April issue of Playboy magazine. John McCain's beautiful 27 year-old daughter has always spoken her mind, and she does just that in her new exclusive. It's not strange for a woman of any age to love sex, but it is really strange for the daughter of a politician to hold an interview with Playboy where she talks about her big breasts and her love of grown folk's business!

Meghan McCain Playboy

Meghan said she loves being single because "I have no one to check in with. When you're in a serious relationship, you kind of have to check in before you go out with your friends or do whatever. I think I'm a bit of a commitment-phobe."

If you want to impress Meghan, don't just Google her. "Guys can be weird. They think if they Google you and talk about stuff you've said, they get to make out with you at the end of the first date."

The blonde beauty likes funny guys. "When I'm dating, I want to hear what music a guy likes, what he does for fun, and I want him to make me laugh. If he can make me laugh, I don't care if he looks like Zach Galifianakis; it's an instant turn-on."

And this is why women are subjected to so many bad jokes!!!!! For the love of gawd, too many females say that they like funny guys, and it's not something that can be faked, so men who have no business attempting to make a joke try so hard and it's gross. Shut it up Meghan!

And last but not least, Johnny's daughter said: "I'm not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men." She also goes to gay bars "only because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance. Gay guys love me. It's the big boobs and blonde hair."

Sweet Geezus. Me and this chick are soulmates.

George Clooney ARRESTED!

George Clooney was arrested this morning in Washington, D.C. George and his father were protesting against the genocide, and other war crimes, that have been taking place in the Sudan for far too long. Clooney was leading a protest in front of the Sudanese embassy in D.C. when he was handcuffed.

George Clooney got arrested

George's publicist says "They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children." The group "were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country before it becomes the largest humanitarian crisis in the world."

Clooney actually feels good about his arrest "because it puts the spotlight on the crisis," a source says.

A dozen people were arrested including George's father Nick Clooney, along with congressmen, leaders of the human rights community and Sudanese citizens.

I, too, am so glad that George was arrested. Now this story, and the attrocities taking place in the Sudan, is headline news! Hollywood needs more humanitarians like the Clooneys.

Photo: Wenn

Jennifer Lawrence: 'People Are Kissing My A*s Now"

Jennifer Lawrence is unlike most of the celebrities in Hollywood. She's not fake, she's not trying to politically correct, she just says what she wants to, kind of like Mila Kunis. They both seem refreshingly genuine.

 Jennifer Lawrence press tour

Don't mess with this chick

Jennifer was nominated for an Oscar the other year and she has since blown up. It was only a few years ago that she was completely unknown. Now the 21 year-old plays the lead character, Katniss, in The Hunger Games. Her life is really about to change; in many ways it already has.

Lawrence told Glamour: ”The people who used to ignore me at parties, now they’re nice to me and kissing my ass.” How's that for being politically incorrect?

The Hunger Games opens in theaters on March 23. Advance ticket sales have already exceeded that of Twilight's Eclipse!

Jon Hamm on Kim Kardashian: 'Being a F*cking Idiot is a Commodity'

Jon Hamm of Mad Men spoke to ELLE UK and during his interview he slammed Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, saying: "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f-cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly."

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He also said that the idea that reality stars can create successful businesses "doesn't make any sense."

I appreciate that Jon had the balls to go there, I really do, but it's troubling that the only portion of his interview outlets are running is excerpts in which he's talking about Kimmy or Paris... It's like he's almost becoming part of the problem by commenting on them. The best way thing to do when it comes to talentless reality stars is ignore 'em.

Fiona Apple: New Album is 'The Idler Wheel'

One of the best lyricists of all time, and bada*s b!tch in general, Fiona Apple's fourth album is expected to be released in June. Fiona has waited seven years since she released her last disc, Extraordinary Machine.

Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel

Fiona has titled her album: The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do.

Based upon the album title, and my infinite love for Ms. Apple, I can not wait for this new record. This b!tch is still insane!

Fiona will begin touring this month. She's hitting up the East Coast first, which is great cause I'll have to clear my schedule for when she gets to the Left Coast.

Kaela Humphries Signs With Ford Models!

Kaela Humphries has signed on to be a plus-sized model with one of the biggest agencies in the industry: Ford Models! Kaela appeared on a few episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take New York before she competed on The CW's Remodeled, and now the 29 year-old has been signed to one of the most sought after modeling agencies!

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A Ford Models rep says: "We are thrilled to have...Kaela. We think she will make a great addition to the team."

Before Kaela signed on the dotted line with Ford, she was working with Wilhemina Models in Los Angeles.

Kris Humphries' sister is a size 16-18. She's also 5'10.

I think that Kaela is hawt as hell and she seemed really sweet on Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Congrats!

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George Clooney: 'I Don't Give a Sh!t' About Gay Rumors

Like most male celebrities, George Clooney has had to deal with gay rumors. Why are we so homophobic as a society that men are constantly given the 'gay' label while most women virtually escape it? Why is it even important what someone does in their private life anyway?

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George told The Advocate magazine that he just doesn't even respond to the rumors.

"I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, “These are lies!” That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community," Stacy Keibler's boyfriend said.

"I’m not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I’m very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I’m gay? I’ll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don’t give a shit."

It makes you wonder if the people who make up these gay rumors are psychotic haters, or their gaydar totally sucks?

J.K. Rowling: Writing Adult Novel!

J.K. Rowling is penning her first adult novel! J.K. has been tightlipped on her new project, promising fans that it will be "very different" from her Harry Potter books, which have sold more than 450 million copies worldwide!

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Five years after releasing the final Harry Potter fantasy novel, Rowling says: "The freedom to explore new territory is a gift that Harry's success has brought me." J.K. will be working with a new publisher, Little Brown, and says that her new team "will be a great partner in this new phase of m writing life."

So how much is J.K. worth? An estimated $1 billion!