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Well if he didn't cheat on his wife with a flight attendant, she wouldn't be publicly talking about his dick! In some of the least surprising news ever, we have learned that Kelsey Grammer is not packing heat.

In a season 2 promo for the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Cammy described Kelsey's junk in the front as junk, saying: "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment." Naturally TMZ wanted more details, so when its cameras caught up with Camille Grammer the other night she added, "I had that for 13 years, unfortunately."

Kelsey is an egotistical idiot, so it makes sense that he's overcompensating. Men who are packing have always been super chill, they're at ease because they don't have a damn thing to prove. Case in point, Vinny Guadagnino of Jersey Shore. While men who have nothing to work with are uptight, insecure, controlling a-holes, i.e., Mike Sorrentino and Kelsey Grammer.

Kim Kardashian's Psoraisis continues to flare up even though the b!tch is getting married in less than 2 weeks! Kim made a name for herself by getting naked on camera and rocking bikinis and posing for campaigns, but she was recently diagnosed with Psoraisis, some incurable skin condition that will be around as long as she is.

I'm no doctor physician person, but I think Psoraisis can get worse and it shows up at any time. On one of the recent episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, when Kim was diagnosed, she broke out all over her stomach. She also had a photoshoot scheduled for the next day!

Kim's condition could impact her career, and her breakouts will itch, so what's a sex symbol to do? Wear short dresses, of course.

I'm really happy to see that Kim really isn't that vain. Many women wouldn't walk around with Psoraisis spots creeping up their legs, but Kim is, which I think is great. Repeatedly posing nude when you have a great body and telling young girls to "embrace who you are" doesn't mean anything when you look hot, but walking around with nasty red breakouts does. I didn't know she had it in her.

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Hollywood is just like high school, only with better clothes, so naturally actors and actresses are pitted against each other in the media and critiqued to death on gossip blogs.

Forbes magazine loves to make a 'Who's Better Than Whom' list which is basically the ultimate f*ck you to those who don't make it. Forbes pretty much ranks relevancy for its "Most Influential" and "Most Powerful" people lists, but more often ranks your net worth, and then announces who sucks and who's boss.

As far as 2010 is concerned, apparently Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker suck less than counterparts Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, and Julia Roberts. It's nice to see that Hollywood remains diverse.

Angelina Jolie and Sarah Parker: $30 million

Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon: $28 million

Julia Roberts and Kristen Stewart: $20 million

Oscar winner Helen Mirren has been voted "Body of the Year" by L.A. Fitness. Those folks know what they're talking about! We bow down. L.A. Fitness had a poll where 2,000 members cast their votes and the 66 year-old earned the top honor.

Helen beat out Jennifer Lopez, Elle McPherson, Kelly Brook, Cheryl Cole and more. The women on the list don't exactly have the best bodies to begin with, but congrats to Helen! You don't look as good as she does at her age without working on it.

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Jay-Z and Kanye West are joining talents to launch a new album! Watch The Throne will be released on iTunes on August 8th. The compact disc counterpart hits stores four days later. Yeezy and Jigga will be going on a concert tour together! The tour kicks off in Detroit on September 22nd and ends in Los Angeles on October 19th...

Anyone else wanna see this shiz?! Kanye and Jay-Z both have incredible stage presence. Ye likes to dance and Jay-Z just likes to walk around with a cap on, flaunting all of his I'm Married To Beyonce swagger. Can't wait to cop this album! We've posted the tour dates after the jump!

Olivia Wilde has had it with our society's obsession with reality TV, Hollywood, and just the superficial bullsh!t all together. In an interview with Marie Claire, Olivia says we need to take our attention away from the Kardashians and start looking at the big picture of what's going on around the world.

“I’d like to refocus everyone’s attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers."

Olivia gets more specific about what's important and what is actually "a f*cking scandal," saying: "Let’s redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped s-it from their Porta-Potties into the river."

Wilde said that she would feel better about our future if the average 15-year-old was hearing about important issues "instead of so-and-so’s plastic surgery or cheating in Hollywood."

Hey, she's got a point!

Photo: Marie Claire

A day after it was reported that a man Nicki Minaj was staying with in Florida had hit her, Nicki has spoken out on Twitter to let us know that it doesn't go down like that with her. Her alleged attacker also sounded off. Neither one of 'em sounds too happy about this rumor.

Nicki tweeted:

• The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn't leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? #getaF%cknLife   

• The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You'd believe it. You'd believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5

Nicki's "attacker" (@scafbeezy) posted the following messages:

• The general public are some stupid muthafuckas!!!! Y'all dicks believe anything on a website.... It's really a shame... Wut up tho Dallas?!! 

• 4the record I would never lay a hand on ANY woman, I have all sisters and No brothers And that's the last I'll say about that!!! God bless

Good to know one of the baddest b!tches in the game ain't no sucka! But she's lucky she has fans who are concerned about her, not so sure I can co-sign on her telling folks to get a life, unless she's speaking of TMZ.

As for Nicki's male "friend," most attackers probably have sisters or were raised by their mothers or watched their mom being abused and getting choked out. Some men will beat their wives within an inch of their life, but they'll murder anyone who slaps their daughter.

Photo: Wenn

What's not to love about Mila Kunis? She is stunning, talented, and ridiculously down to earth and humble for being somebody so stunning and talented! Sgt. Scott Moore is serving in Afghanistan right now and he recorded a video where he asks Ms. Kunis to accompany him to the Marine Corps. Ball, and guess what? She accepted!

Fox News asked Mila if she's going to accompany Scott to the ball and Justin Timberlake chimed in telling her that "You need to do it for your country." Mila then replied "I'll do it."

The ball will be held on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina.

Can you imagine all of the security and the awkwardness that's going to go down at this ball? All eyes will be on Ms. Kunis and this dude's gonna try to charm his way into her panties. Pre-game it and remain liquored up Mila!

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Jenni J-Woww Farley is boobtastic in the new issue of Maxim magazine. I swear those things grow every time she does a photo shoot, but who's complaining besides her back? In the interview with Maxim, J-Woww reveals what she looks for in a man, and how she became such a feisty fighter.

What's up with the extra W in JWoww? "The extra W stands for double the pleasure, double the fun, double-Ds."

You have any sweet skills? "I used to be a computer programmer, so I can create code...even though all the languages I was taught are dead."

Any tips for guys who want to date you? Come up to me and be real. I can't stand it when guys start pouring out the corny lines. If you're always looking at your phone, just walk away. Oh, and if you call me JWoww, I'm gonna cut you off, 'cause you're only talking to me because I'm on a TV show.

You throw a fierce punch, where did you learn your moves? "Well, I studied martial arts for seven years. When you're in a bar, drunk, and people are pulling hair, those instincts come in handy."

She's hot, hardcore and has giant boobs. What more could a man ask for? Well a lot I'm sure, but if your standards for a hot woman are someone who gets wasted at a club and pees behind the bar, she's the perfect gal for you.

Photos: Maxim

Though she has little to no fashion cred, Kim Kardashian is a guest judge on the latest season of Project Runway. Despite her general lack of ability to inspire much sartorial envy, while filming her PR debut she managed to make waves in the true Kardashian way.

The famous-for-something star wore a relatively tame, tight black dress, but it was her white lingerie that really made the outfit. While sitting in her judging chair, Kim exposed her lacy bits to the camera--and anyone else who cared to zoom in on her hoo-ha area. Despite her efforts to cover up her vaj with her prompt card, a lot of people got a taste of the creme filling of her Oreo outfit.

I mean, white underwear was probably not a good pairing with such a dark-colored dress, but that’s not the worst part. It’s like, even though we’ve pretty much seen everything already, you just want to tell her, “Damn girl, keep your legs closed!”

Photo: WENN