Flava Flav

Pull out your gold grill and viking cap cause Flava Flav is coming back to reality TV. Unfortunately we won't get to see him bed a bunch of bodacious babes and shove his tongue down his throat, since it's not going to be that kind of show.

Flav isn't looking for a new baby mama but he is looking to get his high school diploma. His paycheck from Flavor of Love must have run out so it's time to go back to school.

"I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school. Everybody sees me as this big love mogul. Now it's time for the next episode."

Nobody saw him as a love mogul, but more like Stripe from Gremlins cause they had to have been separated at birth. He's more of a sperminator than a professor of love seeing how he has seven kids. I should go back to school with him cause it's obvious my grammar skills suck a**.

Hoopz, real name Nikki Alexander, has released a freaky sextape with her former boyfriend. Celebrity sex tape broker Mr. ZZee is putting it all together for ya.

Hoopz is a Vh1 reality show fan favorite. She even won $250K from the first season of I Love Money, so why is she exploiting herself for a quick dollar? The answer is - for a quick dollar. I wouldn't be surprised if Hoopz has blown through a large chunk of her $250,000 plus the other money that she's been paid by Vh1.

I dunno if it's sad or not, I just think the sextape thing is stupid because it works for some like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardassian, but it doesn't do much for Z-list reality stars. Keep your thong on.

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Damn, everyone loves Harajuku girl lover, Gwen Stefani.

The O.C. native turned 39 in style, spending most of the night on the dancefloor with her hubby Gavin Rossdale.

The bash hosted by husband Gavin Rossdale and attended by about 100 guests, including her No Doubt bandmates, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Christina Aguilera, Duran Duran's John Taylor and Stefani's own Harajuku Girls.

Sounds like Gwen's party was the place to be! What an eclectic mix: Ellen DeGeneres, Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Ashton Kutcher...

"The deejay played great music from the '80s and all her favorites â€" reggae, songs by The Specials, Fishbone, The Police," says a guest. "She danced all night and went from person to person just being the birthday girl."

Stefani, who gave birth to son Zuma on Aug. 21 (his brother Kingston is 2), wore a black party dress with her blonde hair down and wavy. "You'd never guess she'd had baby 6 weeks ago," says the guest. "She looks great."

Happy bday! :)

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I think Hoopz is absolutely stunning! What a difference keeping the dark locks makes!! :) She's also one of the realest contestants on the show. Respectful. Athletic. Fierce as hell.

I think I Love Money is my favorite reality show of all time. With all these alliances, the drama, White Boy and Megan, I couldn't ask for more. Megan's retarded dog is my fave crazy ass bitch on the show!

Who do I think's gonna go home next? Why, thank you for asking, voice in my head. I say it's The Entertainer (please, God) or Real. But I want Toastee and Megan's shady ass outta there. I think White Boy, has no shot because he's a threat. Heather and Hoopz don't either because they're athletic and tough. Brandi C, Megan or a-hole 12 Pack could walk away with the $250K prize.

Hoopz hits newsstands September 2.

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Check out the rest of the spread (6 pages) and read the interview at UrbanScanz.

Their baby, Karma, is just adorable!

Did you watch it? Is Thing 2 his lucky lady? Video after the jump ...

Spoiler alert!! Here's some pics. And I have an interview with the winner posted after the jump. :)

What the hell is she really trying to sell here? This looks and sounds like a sex hot-line commercial with a trucked up drag queen. With as many times as she says 'lip chap' it reminds me of those damn Head On commercials but way more kinky.

What kind of dead animal is Flav wearing on his head? Is it even an animal? Flav, Chewbaca called and he wants his scalp back.

POTP is givin' you some Flavor Flav!

"The Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav â€" Extended & Uncensored" hits stores everywhere 2/12/08 on DVD.

What happens when the best insult comics in the business take aim at the easiest target on television? You get the unbelievably raw and often shocking Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav. Join Roastmaster Katt Williams and fellow Roasters Snoop Dogg, Lisa Lampanelli, Ice T, Patton Oswalt, Jimmy Kimmel and many more as they take on Flav's history of livin', lovin' and lampin'.

Some bonus features include over 40 additional minutes, red carpet interviews, backstage pass, Flav gives a tour, and Flav-cam bonus footage.

Here's a video of Snoop roasting Flav. NSFW.
And here's the more obscene Flav roast clip - NSFW

TO ENTER: Send an email to onthepopmail@yahoo.com titled "FLAV DVD" and I'll pick a random winner on Tuesday. Please don't forget to include your name and address. Good luck! :)

Have a sexy weekend!!! I'm so out. We'll be back on Monday. :)UPDATES:
Brad Renfro died of a heroine overdose. :( Tragic.
AND, Amy Winehouse has been granted a U.S. Visa, but she'll still perform on the Grammys via satellite