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What Adam Lambert wants, Adam Lambert gets. Adam said he wants to work with Lady Gaga, he did that. Adam also said he wants to work with Pink, sounds like he did that too.

The glam rocker's first single from his solo album will be "What Do You Want From Me," a song penned by Pink.

Cincinnati Q102 FM DJ Brian Douglas said, "I spoke with Adam's record company today and we will have a brand new song written by Pink and Max Martin. As soon as I get my hands on it we will put it on the air."

Pink is a great lyricist and Adam is a great vocalist. This should be GOOD! Adam's debut album drops on November 23. His record label remains tight lipped on what his first single will be.

During the trailer for the sixth season of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari says that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was "very vanilla." Sounds like a snooze fest. When E! asked Kristen what she meant she said, "We just...didn't really do anything out of the box."

Brody Jenner was asked about Kristin's comments and he responded with, "I laugh at that, and you'll laugh too once you see the rest of the season. I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something."

Honestly, I think they both suck in bed! They're both arrogant idiots who probably think you should be thanking God that they've allowed you to get close enough to get a whiff of their farts. People like that make for selfish lovers, so I'm thinking they both suck equally - figuratively and literally.

Director Peter Kosminsky is considering casting Edward Cullen as Prince Harry in The Spare, a British royal family biopic. Twilight's Robert Pattinson is being considered for the major role.

Harry Potter's Rubert Grint and Pride and Prejudice's Rupert Friend are also in the running to play the wealthy redhead. The script is in the works, and once a lead has been selected, shooting in the UK and the Middle East will begin. Peter said,

"I feel a sense of compassion for the guy. His parents break up in the most spectacularly public way, his mother dies in the most tragic and, again, public way and everything is picked over."

If Peter has such compassion for the motherless eligible bachelor, then he should do him justice by not casting Patsy as Prince Harry. I'd love for some unknown breakout actor, who would be much more believable, to score the role. Choosing Robert is like casting Oprah Winfrey as Amber Rose. Not exactly very convincing.

Kate Gosselin appeared at a Danbury, Connecticut, ice skating charity event for a 9/11 group over the weekend. Jill Zarin of the Real Housewives of New York City was also in attendance. When she approached Kate and introduced herself, an off guard Kate had her bodyguard and alleged boyfriend Steve Nelid get in between them and attempt to keep them apart. Oh snap!

But let us not forget, Kate's a cheap a*s b*tch. Kate declined to receive any money for her appearance, but insisted that the Heritage Foundation pay for a car service to take her and her bodyguard from Washington DC to Danbury, Connecticut - a more than five hour drive!

Well a drive like that is pricey, so one of the skater's mothers offered to pick up Kate and Steve and bring them to the event in her 2010 SUV. But when Kate saw the whip, she wasn't having it.

“When she pulled up to the hotel in Washington, Kate’s bodyguard came up to the car and said she wasn’t getting in.”

Neild told the generous mother that Gosselin required a stretch limo with a divider. Only after the skating mother left to make the lengthy journey alone did the Gosselin camp set up their own chariot.

Kate also requested "a side entrance, no crowd, no parking garage, and she needed to be dropped off right next to the entrance." It also took "three security guards and two others" to get the diva outta her dressing room.

Kate only spoke for a few minutes and then left. What did they expect? All that alone time with Steve while en route to Washington had Kate creaming for another quickie. She needed to get the eff outta there! And in style, b*tches!

The sex tape you never wanted to see might exist. There's rumors hitting the 'net today that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape.

The two supposedly made the tape while on vacation a few years ago and forgot to take the camera with them. An employee at the resort is attempting to sell the tape, but who really wants to pay for that?

In the 15 minute tape, the two get their groove on the boring old folks way, straight missionary style. I'd watch it. I've seen German chicks with pigs, dudes with horses and Asian ladies playing with each other while vomiting in a bathtub. I'm not scared of some Jimmy Kimmel action.

Lindsay Lohan hosted Singapore's three-day F1 Rocks event this weekend. When the has been showed up, she requested to be holed up in the largest dressing room.

But when Beyonce rolled through, Lindsay was told to get the eff out!

Beyonce's entourage is a team of 70! Sasha Fierce said she wanted the biggest room, which was to be decorated in white, with four lit mirrors in the room, a mini gym and alcohol. Beyonce's requests were 139-pages thick! Well, this is the same woman whose recent singles includes a hit titled "Diva."

Lindsay was enjoying the room until Saturday when she was kicked out. LiLo spoke to the Daily Mirror about the event, saying, “I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it.”

I'd like to think that b*tch was given five minutes to get the f*ck out and that Lindsay's alcohol got evicted too, cause B doesn't drink any cheap sh*t. Lindsay's the one who's usually acting up at event after event, but you can't out diva a queen vixen!

In an explosive, well it least it sounds that way to me, new book titled Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage, author Christopher Andersen reveals Michelle's jealousy and Barack Obama's annoyance over all his horny female fans.

On a number of occasions, Barack Obama would hide his shock and surprise when women would reach for him, allegedly professing, "Jesus, I wish they'd stop grabbing my ass."

Understandably upset, Mrs. Obama had words of her own for her husband's admirers. "I want to tell these women, 'Back off,' Andersen quotes her as saying. "It's just embarrassing, that's all."

But it gets better! Michelle Obama would give Mr. President the silent treatment when she would get upset over admirers. A quoted source also says that Michelle "managed to help remove" a certain campaign worker whose relationship with Barack had grown closer than she liked. I love you, Michelle!

Why not? If all these sluts are grabbing your man's booty, or as Faith Hill told one Tim McGraw fan, "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's husband's balls!" Sometimes you have to tell a skank off, other times that b*tch best be "removed!"

Also, Michelle has told the author to "Get a life!" I guess she won't be attending any book signings.

I was totally worried John Mayer had jumped the shark by dating Kristin Cavallari, but he put those rumors to rest. It was perfect timing for the rumor since Kristin will be starring on The Hills this season.

I thought John made it pretty clear in his tweets that they never did the horizontal mambo; but Kristin wanted to remind us again that they never hooked up.

"I literally met John one time for five minutes. I am single, I'll tell you that. I'm 22. Why have a boyfriend? I'm having fun."

In true celebrity fashion, if you hug someone, you had sex with them. Wouldn't it be awesome if sex was that easy? Just put your arms around somebody and you shoot a load or wet your panties! Life would be so good.

I lied. The Kanye West and Taylor Swift story isn't over yet. TMZ got its hands on the audio of Barack Obama saying that Kanye's a you-know-what.

Immediately after Barack insults Kanye, the crowd laughs and Barack tries to backtrack, saying, "Nooo. Nooo. I'm assuming all of this. Where's the pool? Cut the president some slack!"

I dunno about you, but I think Mr. President just got himself some new fans.

I really understand Russell Brand's charm and allure. He's the tall bad boy with great hair and the British accent. Swoon.

Katy Perry was spotted tongue f*cking Russell at Lady Gaga's VMA afterparty.

The voracious womanizer was seen admiring Perry’s cleavage before kissing her as they sat on a banquette.

“They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn’t look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself.”

Onstage, he joked about her tight pants and mentioned that the two were staying at the same hotel. Later, backstage, he said, “I think I might have a bit of a thing for Katy Perry.”

It was busy weekend for Perry: On Friday, a spy also caught the “I Kissed a Girl” singer locking lips with John Mayer at Gold Bar.

Katy Perry doesn't seem to have a type, she goes for different guys. But if she had to choose between John Player or Russell Brand, who do you think she should go for? I say RUSSELL! It's blatantly obvious that John Player is self-absorbed and has made a habit of pulling the rug out from underneath his girlfriend's feet after a few months. I know they're not even going to start a f*ckship, but Katy and Russell would be adorable together, me thinks.