Fun Rumor (Page 9)

Kanye West is becoming just as famous for his epic mantrums as he is for creating hit music.

Yeezy got justifiably upset with Matt Lauer on the Today Show on Wednesday, but his hot tempered self was supposed to return to perform on the show on Nov. 26. But this is Ye we're speaking of, so of course he canceled his performance and I honestly don't blame him.

Matt Lauer needs to stop being so contrived, telling a grown man to look at someone's face while speaking?! That's insane. I think it was the combination of the Taylor Swift clip playing with audio while he was speaking, combined with being told to look at someone's face before answering a question that threw West over the edge. Few people recognize or think about how many celebrities cancel their appearances ALL THE TIME. If you don't work for a TV or radio show, magazine, website, or any other news outlet, it's not like you're going to become aware of cancellations; and the reasons for cancellations are often petty, diva, and unprofessional.

If someone pissed you off, would you show up to their house for dinner? It's his choice and I respect Kanye for always keeping it 100. On a sidenote, no wonder Playgirl rejected Kanye's dick shots. Yeezy's penis isn't aesthetically pleasing, and I think Osama Bin Laden is hiding in his pubes.

You can not miss Kanye's tweets about this, which we've posted after the jump.

You heard it here first folks, I think Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin may be in a romantic lesbian relationship. This morning one of my friends sent a text about Suze Orman's Facebook pics with Kathy G, which we've posted after the jump.

Suze is flashing a ring on her wedding finger and Kathy's left hand is hidden.

In the photos, the two women look as happy, close, and relaxed together as two women who spend their nights scissoring and finger painting - I won't explain that joke, but the perverse should have no problem figuring out what that means: Think of what happens to chicks every 28 days.

Anyway, I think Kathy and Suze are having all kinds of exciting lezzie sex and I think they look cute together. Suze posted the pics on her Facebook in an album titled "Happy Birthday Kathy G." She also captioned a photo with "HAPPY BDAY GIRLFRIEND," a declaration that forensics specialists would call "a smoking gun," according to my bullsh!tology degree. Who needs confessions or DNA samples when people incriminate themselves on Facebook everyday!

The fug train keeps right on rolling for Christina Aguilera. After years of banging the melting, bearded blood hound that is Jordan Bratman, she moved on to Gollum from Lord of the Rings Samantha Ronson, now she's rumored to be rubbing against the awful tattoos of Good Charlotte guitarist, Benji Madden.

A source close to Christina says the relationship is strictly about bangin', "It's a sex thing. They get along really well. Christina likes the place where it's going and does not want to ruin anything." Umm...yeah. When you're screwing one of the Maddens, it's probably best to keep it on a friends with benefits level. Then again, Benji's bang list includes Paris Hilton and Holly Madison so he's probably crawling with infections they don't even have a name for yet. The best idea would be to have nothing to do with people named Benji at all.

If all these rumors about Christina are true, she'll have f*cked every dude and dude-like chick in Hollywood by Christmas. Here's hoping she makes people like Benji double bag it. She doesn't need to pop out a stupidly named Madden baby like Nicole Richie.

This is the kind of "two pretty people banging" story that we all love to hear about, and live vicariously through. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe are both too good looking to be alive and they should probably knock out a few gorgeous babies for the good of humanity.

Amanda and Ryan were spotted leaving Kate Hudson's Halloween party together, because Hollywood is basically one big high school where all the cool kids eat at the same lunch table. Amanda Seyfried is the dumb chick from Mean Girls, by the way. Segues? I got 'em!

However, despite being young and having huge boobs, Amanda decided against the obvious "slutty nurse, pirate, cop, blue thing from Avatar, or non-disgusting version of Snooki" costumes that most chicks seemed to favor this Halloween, in favor of a weird, furry dog costume designed to induce the total opposite of a boner. A non-boner, or "noner," if you will. Feel free to use that.

Regardless of her sh!tty costume Ryan took Amanda home and they made a lame attempt to dodge the paps. I can't help but think that Ryan was secretly thinking, "F*ck you, Reese Witherspoon! She's like half your age!"

Good gawd, this story is right up my friggin' alley! Delaware Republican Senate candidate and Sarah Palin 2.0 uninformed idiot, Christine O'Donnell went out with a man and she told him that she's a virgin. The man doubted that was true, considering that Christine isn't exactly 12, but I believe it. She is a witch afterall! Ha.

Christine didn't mean that she's literally a virgin. She meant that she's a "born-again virgin" by choice cause she's like religious or something.

Gawker reports, Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin. She didn’t explain at the time that she was a “born-again virgin.” She made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night.

But there were signs that she wasn’t very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by. Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep.

For reasons that I won't get into because I'm already all TMI up in this b!tch and inappropriate, I don't believe this story is true. I think Christine told him she was a born again virgin and she actually wanted to be a born again virgin that night. This man didn't not hit that just because she has some kind of forest situation going on, unless he's gay.

Great story by Gawker, though! This is what investigative journalism should be all about.

Kanye West would allegedly send nude photos of himself to women on Myspace back before he became the Messiah and "the voice of our generation."

Kanye is cocky and he has ego to spare, which means he's either packing heat or he's so small that you don't know WTF is goin' on down there.

Mediatakeout.com claims to have naked pictures of Yeezy. However the site only has cropped pictures of a shirtless man. The "naked" man in the pic has the same tattoo on his right arm as Mr. West, but that could just be good Photoshop.

We all know Kanye's gotta be packin' and he says he'd like to go nekkid anyway. If any of you find the actual nude photos of Yeezy, let us know where we can get 'em.

Justin Timberlake has been a naughty boy. According to the new issue of Us Weekly, Justin had a quickie three day fling with actress and 'Daily Show' correspondent Olivia Munn. Sources say Justin and Olivia met Sept. 26 at a Myspace event and after exchanging numbers "started chasing her immediately."

Olivia initially turned down Justin's advances because he's dating Jessica Biel but he allegedly "has been telling people it’s over with Jessica, even though "the reality is he's just doing it behind her back."

Believing Justin was an honest single man, Olivia took him back to her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC on Sept. 27 and 28, where "they were openly affectionate" and allegedly "had amazing sex" that night.

I'm calling bullsh!t just because I can't imagine Olivia running her mouth about Justin in the sack after their first night of hot sex. I'm still waiting for my turn with Justin, and I would shout about his wang from the roof tops. Does anyone know where I can buy a drug stronger than GHB yet weaker than that Propofol crap that killed Michael Jackson? I'm planning my future date with J.T..

I don't have the patience to watch Jill Zarin on Real Housewives of New York City so I don't know how she plans on pulling this off. According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Jill is interested in getting her own reality show. Jesus, anyone can get a reality show!

Jill allegedly has been taking meetings about her own reality show and likes the title, "Jill Gets a Hobby' which is sort of a f*ck you to Bethenny Frankel who told Jill to 'get a hobby' last season. She reportedly wants the show to focus around herself and her sister and sources say she's fed up with Bravo. 

“Jill wants it to focus on her and her sister (lawyer Lisa Wexler whom Jill wrote a book with) but her sister is boring. Jill feels done with Bravo after last season. She thinks Bethenny and Andy Cohen conspired to make Bethenny look like a victim.”

Jill sounds too much like Fran Drescher and that's one annoying voice I can do without. All of these rich b!tches are done with Bravo and the' Real Housewives' empire is eventually gonna fall, so I guess it's a good idea to try and snag your own show, right? 

Although NeNe Leakes has a slow eye and a haircut that makes me want to commit murder, she's also funny and entertaining. The country bumpkin, who picks fights with just about everyone but is quick to call others "ghetto," may be getting her own talk show.

There's "big insider buzz" that Ms. Leakes is in negotionations for her own talk show.

Will she be the new Oprah Winfrey? After all, it is Oprah’s last season. We could totally see Nene Leakes pull it off. She would be a cross between Wendy Williams meets Oprah.

NeNe would be ratings gold because she is outspoken, quick, and so hood. But I don't think she's getting a talk show. Bethenny Frankel wants her own talk show, but you know Bravo owns these bitches, so I say this is nothing more than a fun rumor. We wish!

Kim Kardashian had a new reason to get herself in the headlines today after some idiots approached her at Juliet Supper Club last night in New York. Kim took to her blog to explain what happened because she says everyone has been asking her if she's okay.

"I'm totally fine, guys! A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand. Luckily I had Scott and Khloe there to protect me."

An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that the drunk fan was "groping her, trying to pull her close," and then Scott flipped out. "Scott got really defensive of Kim when the guy groped her...things escalated and Scott punched him. Security came and broke it up."

Kim also says that she and her sisters had not consumed any alcohol while at the club, an eyewitness also confirms this.

Kim added, "We wanted a fun family night out, but when people see the cameras rolling, they try to get attention. I guess that's what happened when the drunk girl saw that we were filming Kim and Kourtney Take New York. I always take the high road, so we all left straight after and didn't feed into their drama. Moving on!"