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Denise Richards It’s Complicated Reality Show Canceled

August 8th, 2008

Things are getting complicated for E! reality TV star, Denise Richards. The homewrecker’s career is diminishing before her eyes. After only one season of her craptastic has been show, Denise Richards - It’s Complicated, she may be getting the axe.

“The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star.”

Richards’ bad language on the programme has also angered the public. The source adds, “Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language.”

I don’t think it’s just Denise’s profanity that’s turning viewers off, it’s her personality all together. Sounds like someone’s manager forgot to prep her and tell her to be fake!

Denise also accused ex-husband Charlie Sheen of molesting her daughters for ratings. She should have just pulled a Speidi and said Charlie has a sextape like Heidi Montag and Spencer did with Lauren Conrad.

If this is true, good riddens!


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Who Wants to Live with Tara Reid? Nobody!

August 7th, 2008

Washed up party girl Tara Reid is looking for a roomie. Tara has a spacious condo in Playa del Rey, Calif, but it hasn’t been easy for her to find a roommate.

“Tara really wanted to get a random roommate this summer and she liked the idea of making a new friend,” says one potential co-habitant. “But I backed out because I didn’t know if she’d be reliable or if the living situation would be too out of control.”

At 32, Tara has yet to slow down. Isn’t she like a thinner, younger version of Pam Anderson? Forever partying. Tara has already hosted a shit load of house parties this summer.

“She’s desperate to get people to her place. She’s been throwing lots of get-togethers. Nobody’s living in her three-bedroom home with her,” says an insider.

How much is the rent? I would totally live with this ho.

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I Love it When Britney Takes a Shower and Brushes Her Weave

August 6th, 2008

Doesn’t a lil cleanliness and a father’s conservatorship make a world of difference?!

Anywho, Brit Brit went shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday where the paps took some pics.

Also, word on the blogs is that Quentin Tarantino wants Brit Brit to star as a psycho killer lesbian in his next movie, a remake of the 1965 cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Britney would play, Varla, a psycho killer lesbian stripper who kills men and has sex scenes with another woman.

A source said, “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career and her life around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”

Well, Brit Brit’s already psycho, she’s hooked up with chicks, acted a damn stripper clown in her “Gimme More” video … The ‘killer’ part is the only thing that’ll be a stretch for her. Perfect role!

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Anne Hathaway Nude Photos Also Seized by FBI

August 5th, 2008

The Enquirer has learned exclusively that her ex-lover Raffaello Follieri took naked photos of the actress.

He also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.

Anne’s brother Michael tried to gain access to a hidden storage room in the Bronx where Follieri had storied some of his and Anne’s belongings after he moved out of his apartment.

“Michael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents had removed numerous documents, photos and what were believed to be Anne’s diaries from the storage room. Michael was told that he could not get into the room or take anything out.”

Okay, Anne Hathaway wins the breakup-from-hell award.

Can you imagine having your ex-boyfriend go to jail, facing a potential life sentence? Then, the prosecution comfuscates your diary and nude pics and you’re desperate enough to send your bro to go get your nekkid pictures? Granted he’s not your dad, but still.

Then, to top it all off, your brother doesn’t get the pics and now you’re afraid scandalous images will leak. Meanwhile, you feel dirty knowing random investigators are masturbating to images of your snatch.


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Update on the Fat Girl vs. Skinny Ass Bitch Beat Down

August 5th, 2008

Bianca’s mama told The New York Post her side of the Hairspray/ Top Model ghetto booty whoopin’ in an airport situation.

Nikki’s fam was asked to move their luggage so Bianca Golden’s fam could sit down. They moved their luggage from one seat, so they lady with a child could sit, but they threw the N-word around. Another source added that Bianca’s family went racial. saying, “I don’t want to sit next to any white bitch.” They don’t wanna sit next to you either, that’s why Nikki’s Dad put some smack down on it!

Things began to pop off when Bianca and Nikki started talking shit to each other. Nikki tried to rip off Bianca’s earring. Lmao. How about kicking her in the tits or grasping onto her hair like sophisticated ladies do?

After Nikki grabbed Bianca’s earring, the brawl was on!

Nikki’s dad, Carl, was allegedly “punching [Elaine] in the head.” He is being held in jail until August 8. Elaine is still in the intensive care unit of a Miami hospital recovering from a broken nose and cracked skull.

As hilarious as this all is, why was Carl beating on a woman?!!!!! And once again, who do I have to give a damn blumpkin with Altoids in order to get a few seconds of some good footage?

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Lauren Conrad’s Life Sucks

July 30th, 2008

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Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.

“She’s an emotional train wreck.”

“She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”

It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!

Read all about Lauren’s troubles — including how her her “snotty attitude” has affected her love life — in the new issue of Star.

Isn’t it funny how a lil tears represents that you’re life has “spiraled out of control”? I’m a crier, so crying sounds very normal to me. But LC has never seemed like she’s cut out for the biz. She’s a shy, insecure ho with issues. You should be much more confident with yourself and much more outgoing if you wanna be in the spotlight. At least that’s what me thinks.

Oh, and, bitch, next time you start bawling, make sure the MTV cameras are rolling, you selfish skank.


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Benji Madden Makes Paris Hilton Pay Up

July 30th, 2008

“Benji never seems to have cash on him to pay for things and tip people, which means Paris always carries cash around,” says an insider. “She feels like it’s easier to throw down a hundred-dollar bill than wait for Benji to fish around for a credit card, which he probably left at home.”

Benji claims he’s just forgetful, but Paris, adds the source, “is starting to feel like he’s cheap.”

Benji’s just trying to save up for all the Valtrex prescriptions he’s been having to fill since he started dating Paris. I’m sure his dose is like 3x the average prescription, and that’s not even including all the other pills he’s poppin’ for other rare strain diseases given to him by Parisite. Seems fair to me.

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