What better way to celebrate gettin’ older than to puke all over the woman you refuse to marry? Troll Dupri was celebrating his 36th bday at NY club Tenjune last Tuesday when he vomited on Janet’s lap. Janet immediately left right after he got her stinky.
The midget troll was reportedly downing champagne and tequila before he puked. Uh, er… why would you mix champagne and tequila?!! Hello. And, why don’t you know how to drink at the age of 36? I mean, Geezus. And third, Gawd bless Janet. I can’t even imagine.
Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.”
Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T were also at the bash.
Hot Cheetos! A Britney Spears sex tape, pink wig included, may be on the way.
Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.
Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.
He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
Adnan wishes he could release a Britney sex tape. Brit Brit’s camp would destroy him, and so would her psycho fans. I wanna see it, though. I wanna hear that British accent she was faking as she screams at Adnan to “gimme more” penetration. Ha. I didn’t even think of how perfect “Gimme More” is to make fuck to until I typed that.
Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline have been going on dates as part of ‘couple’s counseling.’
“Part of their therapy involves going on formal dates and Britney is so excited. She’s never stopped loving Kevin or hoping they’d get back together.
“Kevin still loves Britney too and if all goes well after six months of counseling they’ll move back in together with the boys.”
It was Britney’s dad Jamie who instigated the unlikely reunion.
The insider adds, “Britney’s dad first talked to Kevin about reconciling with her last spring.
“Kevin’s always believed it would be best for the boys to be raised by both parents, and he and Jamie spent weeks looking for a counselor who suited both his and Britney’s personalities and could come to their homes.”
You know this isn’t true cause Kevin is already hooked up with child support payment checks that he spends on condoms and impressing other bitches with. He doesn’t need Britney no mo’! Brit Brit would probably take K-Fed back if he asked her, but that seems unlikely.
I hope a lot of folks have been pissing him off! I love my Eminem best when he’s pissed or making fun, the deeper I-love-my-daughter-so-much shiz has to go. I couldn’t be happier. Em, we’ve missed you!
The controversial artist has been on a break from the music industry since he released his 2004 album Encore, but claims he is back in the studio working on a sixth album.
“I’m concentrating on my own stuff right now - just banging out tracks,” he explained. “The more I keep producing, the better it seems I get. I start knowing stuff, learning the boards like the back of my hands.”
A representative from Interscope records said that no official release date had been confirmed nor a first single but admitted that the album could find its way on the shelves before the end of the year.
Speaking to BBC Radio 1 recently, fellow collaborator 50 Cent said that fans will be “seeing [Eminem] shortly”. “He’s working. I spent the weekend at his house. Even though he tries to relax and stay home, it’s impossible for him to stay in,” he added.
I say yes.As soon as I read that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz may be expecting twins, I instantantly knew it was true. Everyone in Hollywood is having twins these days. It’s in style. One baby is sooooo last year.
Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete’s buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one but two bundles of joy.
“They’re having twins,” Tyga said in an exclusive interview yesterday at the House of Hype’s pre-VMA barbecue. “They’re really happy.”
Either Tyga spilled the beans or he’s repeating an Internet rumor that Pete started earlier this summer…
In June, Pete sent the Internet into a tizzy when he referred to his and Ashlee’s unborn baby as “them” during an Arizona radio interview. He quickly denied they were having twins.
A rep for the couple insists only one baby is on the way. “It is not true,” the rep said of Tyga’s twins report.
Twins it is. Reps don’t confirm nuthin’ until after it happens. Congrats!!
“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
Carrie’s anorexic ass needs to shut it. She was rounder than Jessica when she originally competed on American Idol. That being said, I would say what Carrie said, too, especially after having to gaze at Jessica’s uncomfortable, sideways head tilt. That mess will bring out the bitchiness in anyone.
Some brilliant artist left a lil message for serial homewrecker Sienna Miller on her London home. This story broke yesterday, I didn’t have time to post it then, and ironically, all the links to this story have been removed or are “no longer available.” Sienna’s a paranoid slut, suing sites that posted nude pics like the one below of her getting it on with actor Balthaazar Getty, a married man with four kids. It’s not surprising that she may have threatened sites that wrote about her home being beautifully decorated.
What better way to celebrate gettin’ older than to puke all over the woman you refuse to marry? Troll Dupri was celebrating his 36th bday at NY club Tenjune last Tuesday when he vomited on Janet’s lap. Janet immediately left right after he got her stinky.
