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Stop searching for George Clooney on Facebook cause the old fart doesn't plan on getting on the site any time soon. It's probably a good thing he doesn't get on there cause he wouldn't want his other whores around the globe being able to contact him on a whim.

"I'd rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page."

Well then it's time to bend over George! I would gladly pay to watch you get your prostate massaged by an old Jewish doctor who smells like prune juice, any day. Can you feel my love in the air for ol' Georgey boy? I thought so. :)

It's good to know that George Clooney's ego is just the right size. I was beginning to think he thought he was too good to return to the show that made him a household name, but he's not!

ER co-creator John Wells has ordered a closed set to keep Clooney's appearance under wraps. It's not known how many episodes will feature Clooney as the show films its final season. Neither NBC nor Warner Bros. reps would comment, nor did Clooney's publicist.

Clooney's Dr. Doug Ross was last seen on ER in a 2000 cameo walk-through in a remote lake scene with Ross's ex-Juliana Marguilies. Clooney is the most famous ER alum and Wells has always wanted him to return for the show's last season.

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Dear Gawd, yes! George is one of the hottest grey haired men alive. I actually think I wouldn't even find him as hawt if his hair was dark. There's something extra sexy about gray hair, on the right person. And I can always appreciate a nice bronze tan. Keep your shirt off. :)

With a drink in hand, a mustachioed and shirtless George Clooney works on his tan Tuesday as he chills out in Puerto Rico, where he's currently filming the drama Men Who Stare at Goats.

Sarah Larson allegedly cheated on George Clooney.

While the former cocktail waitress, who's trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she "came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him" with a media mogul.

Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper's Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.

Alright, maybe cheating on George wasn't a big mistake cause they split for other reasons. Maybe he never knew, just like men rarely do.

Women are the best cheaters ever. We're thorough, we're slick. We come up with better excuses than 'I'm having a late day at work, I'll be at home a few hours later.' We say we're going for a mani and pedi instead, then tell ya we need money to pay the pool boy, but spend your funds on designer purses and pay for other things with bjs. At least that's how I think I'd get away with it.

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George Clooney told his ho she's got to go. Hollywood's hunky actor allegedly ended his year long relationship with Ms. Larson because of their differences.

Sarah has since moved out of his home and she didn't even get sperminated. I can't imagine what she's going through right now. Sarah was holding the lottery ticket, but she didn't cash it in. Tragic.

"George is relieved to be single again," says an insider. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."
George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.

"The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider. George's rep told In Touch: "I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life."

Well, I like that reason for a breakup! It's not any, "they just grew apart" nonsense. It's just that one of 'em likes to eat at Red Lobster while the other prefers Sizzler. Yep, that's as high end as I can think of, Red Lobster, baby! One's an accomplished Oscar winner, the other worked as a ho in Vegas. The split makes sense to me.

The rumors have been going around the net that George Clooney is going to be on the 15th and final season of ER but that's all a bunch of crap. George said he hasn't even been asked by ER producers to be on for the final season.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada airing Monday, Clooney, 46, was asked if the rumors of a return are true. "No, never �" we never even talked about it," he says in the interview. "No one has ever asked me. "It's the funniest thing. The story came out, and I was like ‘Where did that come from?' It was everywhere �" I mean in one day!"
Clooney added that TV execs were unaware of his rumored reprisal, as well. "I ran into [ER Executive Producer] John Wells two days ago on the lot … and said to him, ‘What the hell happened?' He said, ‘I don't know. I don't know where that came from'."

What the hell are they thinking? They better figure a good amount to pay George to make a couple of final appearances. That would make their final season ratings huge!

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