I like Brandi Glanville, but she's an idiot. Talking about having sex with a hot, successful celebrity on national television is like applying repellent to your crotch. Brandi did just that last week when she appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and said that she had a "week of fun" with Butler and he's an "11" on a scale of 1 to 10 in bed.

Brandi told RumorFix: “He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care.”

Sigh. Brandi hasn't learned a damn thing. She puts all her business out there all the time. She doesn't know how to keep a damn secret, which really isn't fair to Gerard.

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Gerard Butler has so much sex that he doesn't even remember who he's had sex with. It's hard to do sometimes! Gerard was walking on the street when a TMZ paparazzo told him that he's his favorite actor and then claimed to be "a 5 on a good day in bed." The retard paparazzo then asked Gerard how he could "bump that up to a 7" because Brandi Glanville said that he's an "11" in bed. LAME.

Gerard asks "Who's Brandi Glanville? Who's Brandi Glanville?" and genuinely looked confused. Brandi probably only gave Gerard her first name, like I do. Plus, Gerard and Brandi hooked up months ago, in the summer. He shouldn't be expected to remember that!

It can be hard to figure out what's going on with Brandi Glanville, so let us help: She didn't have sex with the dude she married in Vegas a few weeks back, but she did have sex with Gerard Butler, as was rumored a few months prior to her marriage. Furthermore, sex with Gerard, says the former Mrs. Cibrian, was, like, off the charts crazy.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and when asked about famous hook-ups, she admitted to "a little week of fun" with Butler. Host Andy Cohen is never one to beat around the bush (tee hee) so he immediately asked Brandi to rate Gerard's skills on a scale of 1 to 10. Without hesitation, she replied, "11."

Ok, so she obviously had her own reasons for banging Butler, but as for why she discussed it in detail on national TV? Only one motivation comes to mind - sticking it to Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian! Brandi calling Gerard Butler an 11 in the sack is basically the closest she can come to screaming, "Eat it, you skinny b!tch," at the cameras, without looking like a crazy person.

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Eddie Cibrian's ex, Brandi Glanville, is notoriously unlucky in love. Gerard Butler may be luckier in love than any man alive (He banged 300 women before lunch today. True Story). So it makes sense that the two would hook up so that Brandi could get painfully dumped in public a second time.

Brandi and Gerard were spotted making out in public last week. No big deal for Gerard, considering it was probably his third or fourth public make-out session of the day. But US Weekly is now reporting that the hook-up was more than a one-time thing. “She’s messed around with him on and off since leaving Eddie Cibrian,” says an anonymous source. “They’re friends with benefits. Neither takes the other seriously!”

Uh huh. "Keeping it casual." Because the middle-aged, recently divorced reality show C-lister probably doesn't wanna give the world-famous movie star the wrong idea. Hopefully, Gerard ends this thing before Brandi gets too attached and he's forced to leave her for an anorexic, washed-up country singer. What's Taylor Swift doing in a few years?

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Is my post title too blunt, cause I'm trying to spice up this tired rumor. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were acting like bed buddies at last night's Golden Globes.

They sat together, presented together, and posed for pics together in the press room. Pssst! They're in the movie Bounty Hunter together so their camaraderie doesn't exactly verify a f*ckship.

Meanwhile, Us Weekly continues to be ridiculous, claiming that Jenny stole Angelina Jolie's look, while People magazine listed the men Jen spoke with last night. I don't know about you, but you couldn't pay me enough to trade places with Maniston. She claims that she's fine being solo, but it must be difficult when the entire world is keeping track of your snatch.

Jen looked hawt in her dress, though, per usual! Work it. If we're gonna take it there and compare Jen to Angie, Jen has always had the better body. Jennifer's less emaciated and her curves are all over, not just in her boobs.

I'm not gonna lie and say that these two are "dating." Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we're talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson's ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn't have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she's an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don't ask me why I know some people do that, or don't... I feel corrupted.