Google Searches

Editor's Note: Craziest Google searches that led people to this site are (in Italics) , non-italicized words = my commentary.

1. hot to douch an asshole - ZOMG.
2. gorgeous tits - Keira Knightley, Kevin Federline.
3. child thong - Something Mariah Carey would make her baby daughter wear.

4. crack pipe sluts - Whores who screw for crack? Or whores who light up after having really bad sex?
5. gay boyfriend turned straight? - What Star Jones tried to do with Gay Al, what Sarah Jessica Parker was tryna do with Matthew Broderick and what Jennifer Hudson is doing right now with her gay fiance, Punk.
6. dude+sex+movies
7. who's hotter david beckham vs brad pitt - I don't think the two should be compared... so hard. I'd have to say Brad Pitt because his voice doesn't squeak as much as David Beckham's.
8. i do not understand

Yes, I only have eight inquiries posted today. My Google searches have been boring with unoriginal inquiries like "Britney Spears' pussy" and "Rihanna haircut," it's a little less fun to work with.

I spent forever sifting through days of inquiries on my traffic tracker just to get these eight. No worries, I will fight the good fight and probably just dig through archives until I can find decent inquiries until the head cases get to POTP again via their weird Google searches. I love doing Google searches posts, it allows me to be more liberal in my commentary than typical celebrity gossip does.

My fave Google searches posts are here, here, here but I kind of love 'em all. To re-live the glory days with me just click on the 'Google Searches' label at the bottom of this post.

1. using female sluts as urinals -  If I had a penis I possibly would?!
2. uncontrollable laughing - At the Single Ladies YouTube videos.
   
3. your sister shows her tits - And your brother shows his dick, but at least your sister gets paid for it.
4. how to pop own joints
5. kelly clarkson small tits - REALLY? Looking for proof...
6. power bottom list - How do I submit my name for consideration?
7. bitch pics
8. a full video of sex - With yo mama!
   
9. fitness dvds for fatties - Awww... Nothing makes a better Christmas present than suggesting someone should lose some weight.
   
10. gyllenhaal jake circumcised
    

One of my favorite blogging duties is finding out what people type into Google that brings 'em to my site. Now I'm taking you on the ride with me and you can observe the absurdity of it all. I hope to begin sharing what I think are my top 10 craziest Google searches for the current day on which I post them.

But, you know me: I hope to do a vintage youtube video of the day and I hope to keep my 'because he's hot' Friday posts going and I hope to blog on the weekends one of these days and I hope to... so no expectations, puh-lease.

So here's the top 10 strangest Google searches for December 1st that led people to poponthepop.com, (yes, I typed this yesterday and saved it as a draft) but these posts will be current from now on. I pinky toe swear.

1. britney spears cheese grits - did someone want the recipe?
2. i really need some pussy help - this is from Kanye yelling that into the mic on stage
3. grandma showing boobs - I actually would like to see pics of this
4. bare nipples
5. allergic reactions to vodka - POTP probably came up cause Wino snorts vodka
6. celebrity penis comment - that's like every comment I make about a hot dude
7. madonna loves anal - doubtful. And if she does love anal, that's only when she's wearing a strap-on
8. mariah carey shaved vulva - of course Mimi shaves! I never want to see the photographic evidence though
9. my new titties - could be heidi montag or so many other bitches
10. eva mendes pops out - of what? and i'm guessing they want some pics of eva's "my new titties" popping out?