Gossip Girl

Blake Lively is on the cover of Elle magazine's March issue. For some reason, during Blake's interview she mentions how many people she's had sex with. Hint: It's 4. Blake says that she only has sex with men that are her boyfriends and that she has to be friends with someone "for a while" before getting into a relationship.

On relationships: “I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because I think there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while.“

Blake's hot as hell but I've never been a fan. She can't act and she can't seem to stop tilting her friggin' head to the side! Blake's been linked to many men in Hollywood and she's been claiming to be 23 for like five years straight. I can't believe her when she says that she's only sexed four dudes. Maybe four dudes in 4 days!

I had two other men in mind for this week's Because He's Hot post. Then I watched last Monday's episode of Gossip Girl, and it was all over from there! Chace Crawford is the very definition of a pretty boy, but he has huge eyebrows and a really deep voice, so he's a manly pretty boy. Like a younger Bradley Pitt. We can live with that.

You know how you meet a cute guy at the bar and you take him to your place only to discover that he’s actually the Energizer Bunny? Next thing you know you’re trying to convince him that you’re way too tired. Or you've been in a relationship with your man for a really long time, ya know, like an entire month, and the person you used to want to ravage every other hour is trying to get some and you're like, 'It's 7 p.m. It's too late! I'M TIRED!' Well, it could be 5 a.m. and I could have a raging headache, fever, and an 8 a.m. doctor’s appointment and Chace would still never hear the word "no." When Chace is in the room, the only thing you need is a pulse, dammit!

Not only is Chace a sexy beast, he’s actually smart. After high school, he went to Pepperdine University where he studied broadcast journalism. After his mom encouraged him to pursue acting, he quit school his sophomore year before moving onto starring on Gossip Girl where he became friends with his British co-star, Ed Westwick.

Chace and Ed were actually living together in what one could only imagine was one of the most epic whore houses of the 21st century.

When Chace isn't acting, he's performing philanthropic, heroic acts. We don't hear much about Chace being in relationships, which means that his hooking up with chicks should be considered charity work. He makes me want to jump into the damn TV screen and get some rugburns.

Sigh. Every time Taylor Momsen comes up, I feel like I'm at an AA meeting. I have a terrible secret to confess, so I might as well just get it out of the way right off the bat: I don't hate Taylor Momsen.

I know. She's an obnoxious, ungrateful brat, who doesn't even look hot in the street-walker clothes she wears on stage, and her transformation into her generation's Courtney Love is depressing to watch and could devolve into full-blown tragedy. Even so, in a world of goody-good Taylor Swift types, it's nice to see that's someone is still running their mouth and acting a fool, the way famous teenagers are supposed to. Sure, it might all be a carefully-constructed stage persona, but still...

Unfortunately, it seems like Taylor's been pulling back on the crazy lately. In a recent interview she was asked about reports that she's been fired from her hit show Gossip Girl because of her attitude. Rather than put a cigarette out in her own eye and spit in the reporter's face like I expected, Taylor calmly addressed the rumor saying, "It's complete BS. I'm still definitely on the show. Please don't buy the crap of the magazines."

She then went on to reveal what a "shy romantic" she is, and discussed her love of making dolls from discarded rags. Seriously. Ugh...just when I thought I found the future mother of my crack babies, Taylor has to go and clean up her act. Nothing for me to do now but sit around and wait for an Amy Winehouse comeback.

Taylor Momsen, 17, is such a bad@ss that she got her raccoon self suspended from Gossip Girl. The rebellious Goth slut has been placed on an "indefinite hiatus" from the CW's hit show.

Although Taylor has been a part of the cast since its 2007 debut, she has only appeared in three episodes so far this season.

Then and Now: Taylor in 2007 on the left, Taylor today, on the right

A source revealed, "She only does [the show] for the money. She works hard on Gossip Girl but doesn't care about the plot or the other cast members. She treats it like a 9-5. No emotional investment."

Tim Gunn had an appearance on a recent Gossip Girl episode and he put Taylor on blast, saying: "What a diva! She was pathetic, she couldn't remember her lines, and she didn't even have that many. I thought to myself 'why are we all being held hostage by this brat?'" But there's more.

Gossip Girl pretty boy Chace Crawford has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession. It all began on June 4 when Chace was arrested in a car that was parked outside a pub in his hometown of Plano, Texas. The cops discovered a joint in the car.

Is it just me, or does Chace look like he's been locked up for a few years?! Don't cross him.

An insider says that Chace "is pissed" because he wasn't smoking and the pot was his friend's. Sounds like something Lindsay Lohan would say.

Yet an old frat brother of the actor's from Pepperdine University says the star indulged back in the day. "In college, we use to cut class and go lie on the beach and smoke weed. It sucks that he got arrested!"

Chace could face up to six months in jail. This is bullsh*t. How pathetic are we in the States where marijuana is illegal?! On a sidenote, Chace suddenly became hotter to me. He's a bit of an uptight prick on Gossip Girl, but I like dudes with a bit of an edge to 'em.

Gossip Girl star and aspiring musician Taylor Momsen's band the Pretty Reckless was looking pretty sexy as the 16 year-old was photographed in her signature short skirt and nylons.

Taylor Momsen is mature beyond her years. She says that all of her friends are "like, older" and I have to give her credit, she's a good singer and she writes good songs for Pretty Reckless. Her band was signed last year, and I want their album to come out already cause I already know that I'll like it.

Catch Taylor live in concert in a Pretty Reckless video after the jump

Blake Lively will take it all off for Playboy for $2.5 million. Well, at least that's what the National Enquirer is "reporting." The Gossip Girl beauty allegedly went to the publication and made them an offer: She'll drop trou if they'll pay her millions. Nipples and snatch don't come cheap!

It was after Blake Lively had a nude scene in the movie "the Private Lives of Pippa Lee" that her opinion of going nude on camera changed. “‘Playboy’ had already been calling her — she figures a ‘Playboy’ spread now will really give her some heat in her career."

Blake's mom supports her decision while Blake's dad is pissed! Blake's rep is denying that Blake wants to pull a Heidi Montag, but the Enquirer source says that Blake "doesn't want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers" and that she wants "distance from her tween fans" and to be put into "the adult world."

Going nekkid won't distance Blake from her tween fans, it'll get her much more of 'em. Blake doesn't need to do this for her career, but I'm not one to discourage a sexy man or woman from going nude if he or she wants to.

Adam Lambert is one ambitious rocker. He aspires to branch out into acting and he already knows what shows he wants to start out with. Before American Idol, Adam's career began on stage, so acting isn't exactly foreign to him.

Adam says that he wants to bring his tight pants and nail polish to True Blood and Weeds, but his crush on Chace Crawford makes Gossip Girl his most desired TV gig.

Adam says, "As long as I can do a scene opposite Chace Crawford, I'd be happy. I just want a couple moments where I can just look and be like, 'Hmmmm.' Just some eye contact and I'll be really happy."

So this is less about acting and more about flirting. I really do like Adam's style of flirting. He just puts himself out there, take it or leave it, and if you leave it, he's just gonna take his hotness elsewhere.

Blake Lively attended last night's NYC premiere of Sherlock Holmes wearing a dress that has about the same amount of material as a leotard.

Whenever I see Blake, I'm just like this ho should be an actress! She has "the look." She's gorgeous and she has the body to match. Blake is fully aware of her assets and she wants to make sure we remember that, even if she has to freeze in order to do so.

Meanwhile I'm getting goose pimples where the sun doesn't shine just from looking at her. Well played.

Well not exactly, but you should know my style already. I use my imagination. Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass was shaking his ass on the dance floor of his girlfriend Jessica Szohr's friend's wedding when he began to disrobe.

Ed Westwick unbuttoned his shirt and it looks like some guy wants Ed to pec feed him.

Ed looks like he wouldn't even mind. I wonder how much this picture sold for? I wanna go to a wedding with a drunken Ed Westwick. I'm not interested in the pics. With all that drinking comes the need to piss; and when he'd be ready to go, that's when I'd jump in the bathroom and lock him up. All those unrequited crushes have finally paid off. My psycho stalker game is on point.