Grown Folks' Business

Travis Barker's lawyers sent a letter to MediaTakeOut, telling the scandalous website to remove nude photos of the talented drummer. Travis says that the pictures were taken more than five years ago and were "private and never intended for public viewing or to be seen by anyone else."

Naturally I had to go on over to MTO and look at what he's working with and I must say I'm semi-impressed. It's hard to tell how close Travis' peen gets to his bellybutton, which is a good way to figure out if someone is packin', because he's lying down and he has tattoos everywhere. Because I know you're just as curious as I am, click HERE for Travis' nude photos!!!

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The tabloids are milking Katy Perry and Russell Brand's split. Considering Russell's history, his back story is a tabloid writer's dream, providing perfect fodder from which to create predictable rumors. Clearly running a story given by one of Perry's sources, Us Weekly used a bad photo of Russell, along with a sensationalized headline: "Married to a Crazy Man" for its cover.

Us claims that Katy was "duped" into getting hitched without a prenup, Russell was co-dependent, wanted to start a family soon, wasn't supportive of Katy's music career, and told her she wasn't funny when she hosted SNL.

The most entertaining portion of the article is about Katy and Rusty's sex life.

According to a source: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her. When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.”

Katy would schedule monthly date nights at nice hotels to keep the spark alive but that still was "never enough." Russell is nastay! “He likes dirty things. He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him. And he has a closet full of sex toys.”

I gotta hand it to Katy. She's cocky as hell for marrying a former sex addict. I'm sure Katy was great in bed when she was around. But keeping a man like Rusty satisfied long-term is gonna be a challenge, if not damn near impossible. More importantly, I can't be the only one who wants to check out wheelchair porn now. *Crickets.

Normally I would put an exclamation point at the end of a headline like this one, but this news is predictable, coming from a has been stripper fame whore who is famous for having sex with a married man. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee has sex tapes that are so nasty, some of the footage may never be released.

Porn company Red Light District has footage of Meech and a man and Michelle and a chick, both tapes were shot within the last year. The tapes have been sold to Red Light District and the company plans to release the XXX flicks in a 2-DVD box set.

According to TMZ: "There's even more Bombshell sex footage floating around, but it's so extreme ... RLD is considering not releasing it for legal reasons. The studio wouldn't comment on any possible deal it struck with Bombshell."

Talk about a sex tape you don't ever wanna see!

Shaun White's nude photos were taken in 2009 and they may come out soon! Shaun is pictured making out with a hot blonde in one photo. Everyone else has their clothes on, but he is nekkid. In the other picture, Shaun and the same woman are "in the middle of a missionary-style embrace on a bed" and Shaun's grinning at the direction of the camera.

The photos were taken shortly before he won a gold medal at the 2009 Winter X-Games.

He's a firecrotch, TMZ confirms, cause "the ginger carpet matches the ginger drapes." Someone is trying to shop the photos and is looking for a thick check. So far, the hopeful seller hasn't found a buyer.

I love me some Shaun White!!!! Under normal circumstances, I would think that he's gross, but he reps my hometown well and his personality is magnetic. We will be following this story and linking to the uncensored photos as soon as we find them!

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How often do you talk about someone who gives himself a blow job? Where to begin? On last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, a male stripper named Redickulous whipped his penis out and gave himself head.

Here's the video of most of Redickulous' striptease. Bravo aired a brief side shot of Redickulous pleasuring himself, but that footage isn't available online. Trust us when we say that this video is graphic enough. I dare you to watch it without screaming. If you're over 18 and don't mind being traumatized, jump in!

Michael Vick has some "full frontal" nude photos floating around, Radar Online reports. A woman claims to be shopping a picture of Vick's member around to various media outlets. Mikey's rep doesn't deny that the picture is real, but he says that Vick has other things on his mind. Translation: He's packin'!

"The only thing Mike has on his mind is his date with the Chicago Bears this evening,” his rep Rick French tells RadarOnline.com. “The rest of what this woman is claiming isn't worth dignifying."

The pictures feature the same tattoos that Michael has, now I have a new reason to not get inked.

The pictures were taken in a hotel room bathroom and show the athlete "from the neck down."

I'll link to the pics whenever they come out.

As we reported yesterday, a sex tape featuring late rapper Tupac Shakur has been discovered, and, as expected, the race to secure exclusive rights to the video will translate to major bucks for the tape's current owner.

Two porn companies are engaged in a big-money bidding war, despite the fact that neither has seen a second of the footage in question. Website YouPorn has reportedly offered $150,000, but the current owner says that every offer he's received thus far has been "way too low." Owners of a second, unidentified, porn site are said to have made a similar offer, and are willing to throw down even more, if only they can preview the footage first.

I'm surprised that this video is being treated as a sex tape to be featured on a porn site. From the sound of it, Pac receives a quick BJ in the middle of a party, which was probably, like, a daily occurrence in the life of Pac. Don't get me wrong, I wanna see the tape, but mainly for the unreleased rapping and partying footage. Anyone can get a beeje at a party, but only a legend could simultaneously freestyle and hit a blunt.

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File this one under 'Most Random Celebrity Rumors.' The late, great Tupac Shakur is featured in a five-minute sex tape with some groupies, some alcohol, and a blunt. Natch. TMZ has watched the video.

In the footage, which was shot in 1991, Tupac walks into a living room filled with groupies at a house party. His pants are down to his ankles, he's shirtless and wearing chains. He then pulls one of the women toward him, and she starts giving him head.

As the groupie is performing oral sex, an unreleased Tupac song is playing in the background and he's singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

It gets even weirder. Tupac is holding a drink in one hand and a joint in another as the chick keeps going.

Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing ... and the woman never stops. As the tape ends it appears he's ready to begin sexual intercourse.

What went down on this sex tape is no different than what happens on entertainers' tour buses every day and night. The person in possession of the tape is making plans to release it, and we're sure someone will scoop it up. These details alone are traumatizing. I will never be able to listen to Tupac's "How Do You Want It?" the same way again. Apparently the answer is "In the living room, like a $5 hooker."

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Ashton Kutcher has been accused of cheating on Demi Moore yet again and the tabloids are running wild with stories that their marriage is over. Sara Leal is the latest lady to get in Ashton's pants, and it was all put on blast by someone who allegedly knows about Sara's hookup with Mr. Kutcher.

Sara Leal ran her mouth to too many people, and since her 'I banged Ashton Kutcher' story was revealed on theDirty.com, she has blocked her Facebook account, and turned off her phone. We also know she lawyered up and wants $250,000 to tell her story.

Ashton and Demi are reportedly separated; and as Firecracker had pointed out, you could tell there was trouble in paradise when their Twitter f*cking came to a halt. What do you think of Ashton's new honey? An upgrade from Demi, or just another Hollywood hooker doing what she can for some publicity?

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