Grown Folks' Business News

And by "action," I mean nothing happens that you can stroke to, but there are, indeed, two chicks in a bed together wearing heels that could leave holes in your mattress.

Carmen Electra is like Pam Anderson, she's never gonna stop trying to be sexy. If I had that body, I'm not so sure I would stop either. I'd be flashing workers in the nursing home and offering to give head without my dentures in. Workin' it forever!

You're gonna see some of the worst acting and faux sexiness and chemistry ever in this video. Enjoy?

Jump in for the "lesbian sex tape."

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It's gross to think about your parents doing a little bump and grind but it's worse to imagine Ozzy Osbourne getting his rocks off with his wife Sharon. In a recent interview, Ozzy made it clear that just because he's getting old, doesn't mean he can't give Sharon a good poking.

"We have good sex. My kids think it's obscene that me and Sharon still have sex, but just because you get older, your d--k don't fall off."

Just imagine if you were in bed with Ozzy who was coming up from giving you some oral lovin' and the photo above is the image you see. That's hot! Any old fart who wears guyliner and has to use that little blue pill to keep his d*ck hard, can climb into my bed any day.

Adam Lambert really is here for your entertainment. Whether he's screaming on stage, grinding his hips suggestively, or forgetting to put chapstick on his lips, he never fails to intrigue.

Adam Lambert was named Out magazine's Breakout Star of 2009. In exchange, the rising rock star really opened up.

On being Adam Lambert:

“I’m doing the best I f*cking can, you know? I’m the same guy doing the same thing on a larger scale. I’ve always been an entertainer.”

On competing on American Idol:

“It’s about making a good TV show. I just wanted to be really careful that it didn’t turn into a fucking pageant. I can sing my face off. All this other stuff is part of a personality, a persona.”

On his gay makeout pictures hitting the Internet:

“I was like, ‘Great, that’s gonna f*ck things up.’ It was the first time since I’d come out of the closet at 18 that I had to think about it.

On coming out of the closet:

It’s part of who I am, but because our nation is the way it is, it’s an announcement. If I lose some fans, fuck it. I need to be happy too.”

Adam talks about going down on a fishy fish taco after the jump...

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Miss Universe contestants Hiroko Mima (Miss Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2008) filmed a "hardcore threesome sex tape" with Anya's boyfriend at the time. The third party is also an alleged professional photographer, so the angles and the lighting just may be on point. With the photographer's skill set, the only thing else the girls needed to make a good tape was some good makeup and bad music. But I digress.

A Miss Universe rep said,

"This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement ... thank goodness."

This sextape is allegedly very hardcore and graphic, but I think these chicks are ugly so I have no interest in checking it out. Anya's picture is below, she's the one on the left. No wonder her man wanted to bring another woman into their bed.

Well Gabrielle Union actually stripped down for Men's Health magazine, but it's not like it matters why she's nekkid.

Gabrielle Union shares her views on grown folk's business. Enjoy.

On what women tell their friends about who they're dating:

When you’re in the dating phase, you tell your friends everything. Was it big? Did he know what to do with it? Is he into oral? Everything. The dissection is complete.”

On why flowers are overrated:
“If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof.”

On men who bust too quickly or too slowly:
“If both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for 2 hours — at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is 2 minutes and you’re nowhere close.”

Shauna Sand stars in a sex tape with her boyfriend and she initially attempted to block the release of the 'private' footage.

Well Vivid Entertainment had a handwriting expert analyze Shauna Sand's signature to determine whether or not Shauna initially approved of the faux tape's release. She did.

Vivid is moving forward with releasing the blow up doll's tape and Shauna has halted her cease and desist attempt to block the footage. Good move! I didn't even know who Shauna Sand was until I heard of her sex tape. I would hear about some chick and see her face, but the b*tch was always too unattractive and fake for me to spend any time reading a single sentence about who the eff she is.

Shauna will be getting a cut of the profit from sales, which can help pay for the plastic surgery she needs to lift up her chi chis.

Brooke Hundley shouldn't feel special about sleeping with Steve Phillips because she wasn't the first notch in his man-whore belt. Steve knocked boots with former Mets employees including Rosa Rodriguez who is pictured below. She's all smiles since Steve's cheatin' ways have been busted out in the media.

Back when Steve was managing the Mets, he spoke with female employees about "the importance of maintaining a wholesome image" all while he was poking a few on the side. He took a leave of absence (hmm, sounds familiar!) back in 1998 when he learned a former Mets employee was planning to sue him and the team for sexual harassment.

When Phillips returned to work, he admitted to having a "brief, consensual relationship" with the woman and having "consensual sexual relationships" with other women during his marriage. One of them was Rodriguez.

Man, Steve Phillips gets all the hotties doesn't he? I bet he poked 'em from the back so he didn't have to look at their fug mugs.

Pull your bong out from the closet and your pipe from your sock drawer cause it's time to toke it up! John Mayer sings about smoking weed in his new song 'Who Says'.

In the opening of the song John sings "Who says I can't get stoned, turn off the lights and the telephone. Me in my house alone who says I can't get stoned" and I couldn't agree more. What you do behind closed doors is nobody else's business and you should be allowed to light one up if you'd like. John says pot isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be 

"It's not a dirty word. It's not a curse word. It's a presentation of an idea that makes people think a little harder about what they're listening to, which I don't think is the worst thing in the world."

Atta boy John! Weed isn't nearly as destructive to your health as drinking, smoking cigarettes, cocaine, heroin, huffing a can of compressed air, etc. I know many people who toke and you don't see them jumping up and starting fights like drunks do and they're not hungover the next morning because they smoked too much herb the night before. On the grand scale of things, weed is the least harmful than any drug out there and should be legalized, but that's just my opinion.

Adam Lambert has posed in a racy Details magazine photoshoot that is basically pornographic.

The pictures are under such lock and key that every site I tried to find 'em on has since removed them per request. SO, if you wanna see Adam partaking in grown folk's business with a naked woman, ya gotta click our link and check 'em out before they're gone!!...  Continue Reading...

The sex tape featuring real life blow up doll Shauna Sand may not get released. Shauna has gotten herself some lawyers to try and stop Vivid from releasing the videos.

Shauna's lawyer, Brooks Holcomb, has fired off a letter to Steve Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, demanding that he "cease and desist" from hawking the video. Holcomb claims the tape was "not created or intended for sale or public distribution."

I want to see how those Goodyear tire lips work on blow jobs and if she possibly uses those hideous lucite hooker heels for anything else other than walking. You never know, she may use them to butt probe her boyfriend.