Grown Folks' Business

Supermodel Tyson Beckford's sex tape is being shopped around. The clip is 45 minutes long and features Tyson pleasuring himself during an Internet video chat with a female model. Tyson says that the tape isn't that great.

Yesterday he tweeted: "Sad but life goes on. Don't even faze me. We all do it, just mine got caught on film."

Tyson admits that the video is "Not much of a sex tape lol."

Agreed but I might still check it out once it's released. The dialogue might be much better than the visuals.

Nadya Suleman's porn shoot began over the weekend and Nadya explains that she had a great time. Octomom previously said that she would never do porn, but she's masturbating in her new pornos and still says that she "won't touch another person" when doing adult films.

“My first shoot was amazing. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me."

Nadya says that she looked "so glamorous." The mother of 14 claims "For the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out! Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined."

I hope this is true, but you know Nadya was prompted to say this crap. I'd love for her to become less awkward and more sexually confident, but she signed on to do porn as a last resort and I don't think the experience was as transformative in a positive way as she'd like us to believe.

She plans to buy her family a new house with the money, but we already this chick is delusional! What will she do next?

Oh good. I was just thinking that I need to update my porn collection and the Hulk Hogan sex tape is on the way! But before that goody hits the market, there are screencaps of a nude Hulk Hogan now online. The Hulkster's lawyers have sent a cease and desist letter to the site posting the images, but the editor says that he will not remove the pics.

Hulk's lawyer claims that "should a sex tape or photographs of Mr. Bollea exist, they were taken without his consent and therefore the same would constitute a felony in the State of Florida."

Nik Richie of TheDirty has no plans to remove the grainy photos. Let me know if you see anything explicit. I can't see anything, there is a God.

File this under things no one ever expected or wanted. Sarah Symonds, the former mistress of Gordon Ramsay, says she and the angry chef recorded a sex tape toward the end of their affair and she currently has no idea of its whereabouts. It could be in the hands of police, or hackers, or no one...Let's hope for no one.

Police contacted Symonds as a result of their investigation into the News of the World phone hacking scandal. She says they found "sensitive information" stemming from her affair, but were unable to provide details about the couple's homemade footage. "I know from a source that there is a sex tape," said Symonds. "I wonder if the police have found it though, and if so what happens to it? I am desperately trying to find out."

Sarah's probably safe, because there can't be much of a market for a Gordon Ramsay sex tape. Not only that, but whoever released it would surely be found guilty of an act of terrorism and promptly sentenced to death.

William Levy of this season's Dancing With the Stars, Jennifer Lopez's music video, and Spanish soap operas had his "naked pictures" leaked onto the internet. William was posing in mesh underwear that completely reveal what he looks like completely nekkid. William is already wooing the women on DWTS and the audience.

Host Brooke Burke said: "There was silence in the ballroom when William danced. I have never seen an audience react like that ever. You know his shirt will come off at some point.” Will these photos get Levy more votes each week?

William's balls look larger than life in the photos, at least to me, which makes his penis look smaller than it already is. He's flaccid in the pics, which isn't helping either. If you wanna find out what I'm talking about, click HERE.

Ray J's love of recording his own grown folks' business apparently didn't end with his relationship to Kim Kardashian. Star and Radar Online are reporting that Ray J is currently in possession of  “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” of himself and his late girlfriend, Whitney Houston.

Naturally, Whitney's family is less than thrilled with this development and are said to be doing everything in their power to block the release of the tapes. Star reports that the Houstons have “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out.” For his part, Ray is said to be "stalling...because he knows he's sitting on a goldmine."

Well, I don't doubt for a second that this footage exists. After all, we're talking about the reigning King of the Celebrity Sex Tape here. But I do doubt that Ray J would be dumb enough to try to cash in on his late girlfriend's legacy this way, and it's hard to believe even the grimiest porn company would be ghoulish enough to put a grieving family through that kind of trauma. So while there's a good chance Ray J is, in fact, the proud owner of a Whitney Houston sex tape, it will probably, thankfully, never see the light of day.

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On the list of Things No One Ever Wanted To See, a sex tape featuring wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has gotta be right up there. Regardless, said tape exists and it's currently being shopped to major porn studios, according to TMZ.

The existence of the tape was confirmed by Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch who has confirmed that he was approached by a seller. Hirsch claims the tape definitely features the Hulkster, but he has not revealed whether or not he decided to buy it.

Since the tape, if released, will probably be enjoyed for mainly comedic purposes, the few people who have seen it have shared some of the funnier highlights. Apparently, not only does the audience get to treated to the sight of Hulk's "thong-shaped tan line," Hogan also brags to his unidentified female companion, "I started to work out again." That's good. There's nothing sadder than some flabby dude still calling himself "Hulk."

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Olivia Munn stripped down for some sexy pictures and she took it all off, as in she's giving us some full frontal action. Olivia and Christina Hendricks hacked pictures have leaked on the same day, and we have both set of photos for you.

Olivia is a dirty girl, I guess. There are words scribbled over her photos and I assume that she put them there? I didn't know sluts had to put this much effort in just to get some dick. Her sexy photos are self-explanatory enough. Check out Olivia Munn's naked pictures by popping OVER HERE.

Today is a good day. We have been blessed with a topless photo of Christina Hendricks' wonderous melons. Christina took some sexy cell phone photos, and the Mad Men actress has been hacked! The new season of Mad Men premieres in a few weeks, so the timing couldn't be any more perfect.

As you can see, Christina is a whole lotta woman, and she has some of the biggest natural breasts in the history of the world! Ha. It's exciting to know that hackers are still at work, giving us the goods. Does that make me a bad person? Who cares. Pop on over HERE for the leaked photos.

How's this for randomness? Nate Dogg and some ho had sex on video with Luther Vandross' music playing in the background! The tape is 5-minutes long. In the footage, Nate and a woman are having "a lot of sex" in "two different positions," TMZ reports.

The video is being shopped around to various media outlets. Thus far, no one wants the tape, which was shot several years ago.

I don't care to see this tape either, for many reasons. Mainly, a 5-minute tape with two different positions wouldn't do anything for me. Ya gotta give us something more than that!