Grown Folks' Business (Page 3)

Shia LaBeouf is really enjoying the fact that he’s finally able to share to the world that he banged Megan Fox (how many guys get to say that?), but Megan and her husband Brian Austin Green are naturally totally P.O.-ed that he blabbed the news. 

A source explains in OK! magazine that Shia's revelation "really upset" Megan and Brian. "They went through an incredibly rocky period when she and Shia were filming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen…having Shia run his mouth now and brag about sleeping with Megan is awful for them.”

Though the married couple admit that “technically” Megan isn’t a horrible, cheating ho because they were on a break from their relationship, “they are still so angry at Shia.”

Blah. I really don’t think Megan Fox should be talking. It’s not like she has the greatest filter in the world. Transformers sh!t-talking, anyone?

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Maria Shriver has just suffered from one of the most humiliating break-ups in the history of men downgrading from their wives to less attractive f**k buddies and then being stupid enough to jab their peen every which way without protection. But--look on the bright side--maybe it will all pay off in dolla dolla bills.

A top publishing executive claims that Maria could net the biggest book deal ever for a tell-all about her life. If so, she would beat out the $15 million Bill Clinton received in advance for his memoir, My Life.

I can totally see that--after all, Clinton never had a child with Monica Lewinsky! Everyone wants to hear the real dirt on the ex-Governator's  affair with Mildred Patricia Baena and their resulting mini-Arnold love child.

Make bank from your pain, girl! Even though you’re filthy stinking rich, you might as well alleviate your embarrassment with (more than) a few million dollars. I hear money baths are really fun.

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Mel Gibson is a violent freak and his new girlfriend Stella Mouzi is freaky. Perfect match? Mel's girlfriend is a gothic model who does stripper fetish stuff with tape across her nipples and black face-paint around her mouth... Okay.

I would love to say that Mel's chick is hot, but she scares me. When it comes to sex, this b!tch doesn't leave the room 'til your balls are bruised and battered.

Stella's like a stripper who calls herself a dancer. If you're naked on a stage you can call it what you wanna, but that pretty much confirms you're a whore for hire.

Jump on in for the photos!

A full frontal dong shot of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz was posted on his Twitter page and he claims he's a victim of hacking. According to TMZ, the photo, which surfaced earlier today, was uploaded to Tito's personal photo-sharing website which is connected through Twitter.

The photo (seen above) appears to be a naked self-portrait shot with a cell phone. And let's just say ... there's a reason he had to shoot from such a wide angle.

Moments ago, Tito tweeted, "Someone hack my f**king phone."

Tito's baby mama is Jenna Jameson and you have to expect him to be packing heat in the wang department when he's with such a seasoned professional porn star.

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Blake Lively's rep is denying that nude photos of a woman who looks JUST LIKE BLAKE is actually Blake. Blake's rep said: "Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner."

Blake's hacker/ evil hater isn't too happy about this denial and he has posted 17 more naked pictures of the Gossip Girl star. The woman in some of the photos has tattoos. Blake has never been seen with any tattoos before...

The photos where you can see Blake's face are clearly Ms. Lively, IMHO. The other pics could be anyone. I'm actually pretty disappointed by the photos. They don't do it for me. Poor Blake. If you're gonna get nekkid, might as well get paid for it. She would have looked amazing in an airbrushed Playboy spread.

Jump in for naked Blake.

Married reality TV star Kendra Wilkinson has a lesbian sex tape co-staring her friend Taryn Ryan. The footage is "on its way to being sold," according to Radar. When Kendra's first sex tape, Kendra Exposed, was released, there were reports that Kendra also recorded a lesbian tape.

The video starts with Kendra and Taryn making out and then Kendra wants the light turned off. The camera continues to record the sluts, and night vision was used but "everything is completely clear."

Kendra was paid $680k for her first sex tape and she was trying to sell it to other companies before Vivid bought it.

Kendra's lesbian sex tape is longer than her first tape: "It's a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination."

This better be good! I can't stand Kendra's laugh and the video reportedly starts with Kendra laughing. Taryn's husband has no comment.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KENDRA'S FIRST SEX TAPE?

Christina Aguilera needs to stop taking pictures that she doesn't want anyone to see. Last December, a series of semi-nude photos of the singer went public against her wishes. Now a camera card found in a French hotel reportedly contains over 100 photos of X-Tina getting dirrrty in some less than mom-like poses.

Supposedly, the pics were taken between June and November 2010 and in addition to some shots of Christina in bed with boyfriend Matt Rutler, they feature the singer in a series of compromising positions, including (according to WENN):

*Aguilera with two naked men who appear to be strippers performing at another bachelorette party;

*Aguilera mimicking performing oral sex on an unidentified male who is holding a sex toy;

*Aguilera dancing on a table with friends at a private dinner;

*Aguilera mimicking an oral sex act on a chocolate covered banana at a theme park;

Christina's a drunk, so it's no surprise that she likes to give head to inanimate objects and take pictures of it. That sh!t's funny when you're drunk. What is surprising is that there are no fully nude pics yet again. This chick loves to take inappropriate pictures when she's naked, but she never takes her clothes off?! Step your game up, Christina. 

To refresh your memory. Here's some highlights from the last leak:

Finally a sex tape that we actually want to see! Usher and ex-wife Tameka Foster made a f*ck tape that is now being shopped around, sources confirm. The tape features Usher and Tameka giving each other oral, among doing God knows what else, and the footage is apparently "clear" - as in the people in the video are clearly Usher and Tameka.

Sources close to Usher believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken -- including two laptop computers.

Tameka Foster has already responded, saying that she has "no desire to be seen in that way," but we do! Bring it on!

Rihanna's private sexting photos have surfaced yet again. She keeps her sexting game up to date. Based upon her haircut in the photo below, this picture is more recent than the ones that surfaced over a year ago.

I think that Riri sends hot photos out cause she's hoping they'll get leaked, or she's doing the leaking herself. Her ho sh!t is only helping her career. It's not like she looks bad.

Rihanna wears a black thong and nothing else every time she takes her own pics. I love how happy Riri looks whenever she's naked and armed with a camera. This is a slut in her element, and she looks good! She can't sing, but she is talented. Being a whore should be considered a talent, right? We all need to feel like we're good at something.

JUMP IN FOR THE SEXINESS!

Here we go again! Another Kendra Wilkinson sex video has surfaced, but this time it's a lesbian sex tape with her friend Taryn Ryan. News of this lesbian sex flick broke in May, but it's never been released. Sources tell Radar Online the video leaves "nothing to the imagination."

"Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear."

*Check out photos from Kendra's lesbian sex tape after the jump!*