Grown Folks' Business News (Page 2)

The sex tape featuring real life blow up doll Shauna Sand may not get released. Shauna has gotten herself some lawyers to try and stop Vivid from releasing the videos.

Shauna's lawyer, Brooks Holcomb, has fired off a letter to Steve Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, demanding that he "cease and desist" from hawking the video. Holcomb claims the tape was "not created or intended for sale or public distribution."

I want to see how those Goodyear tire lips work on blow jobs and if she possibly uses those hideous lucite hooker heels for anything else other than walking. You never know, she may use them to butt probe her boyfriend.

Shauna Sand has made "several sex tapes" with her boyfriend, but she doesn't want any of them to be released.

Shauna's "hardcore" tape was filmed earlier this year. Vivid Entertainment, the perverts who get their jizzed up hands on nearly every celebrity sex tape, are also behind Shauna's.

Vivid claims that they legally acquired the tape through a third party, therefore they're "comfortable" with their legal position in releasing the footage. The tape will be released on October 19, just in time for the new Vh1 Leave it to Lamas show featuring Shauna.

This is one tape I do not want to see. Shauna practically looks like she stuffed her lips up with Vienna sausages, her implants are wonky sagging melons, and her orange skin looks as soft as rubber.

David Letterman isn't just a staff f*cker but he's also a dog for not automatically apologizing to his wife Regina Lasko for his horny behavior.

Sources say Dave didn't want to do the public apology to Regina but she told him he better "make an apology to let everyone know how sorry he was for how much he hurt and humiliated her." You go girl, I just hope you leave the cheating old fart now that you know how scandalous he is. Regina was on point and made Dave go over his apology with her before he did it on the air.

She demanded that he go over with her exactly what he was going to tell viewers and studio audience members on Monday. She was even willing to allow him to make “one or two jokes to be a part of it as long as they weren’t at her expense.”

Dave took it too far and threw in more jokes about the situation than he and Regina had discussed. She's still angry with the fool and feels his joking matter with the 'I'm sorry' speech lessened the sincerity of the apology itself.

I predict they will stay together through the holidays for their son but will divorce soon after the first of the year. That's really saying a lot because I would have locked the door and thrown his crap out the window once I heard he had been poking his employees.

Unlike when David Letterman announced that he had affairs last week, on Monday's Late Show, the late night host was pretty serious. He said it never occurred to him that his female staff would be harassed now for something he did in the past. Weird.

He also said that his wife Regina Lasko is "horribly hurt" by his actions. Dunno if it's just me, but I think Dave gets choked up a bit when he says that he has his work cut out for him in order to repair his marriage.

Dave's been cheating for a long time and we may never know how many co-workers or women in general he was with during his relationship with Regina. She must be wondering the same thing. As a Letterman fan, I believe that his grown folk's business is his own damn business. But Regina? Damn, I wouldn't wanna be her.

The late night comedian's grown folk's business was apparently business as usual to members of David Letterman's employees.

An unnamed former Late Show With David Letterman staffer  said that she's "not surprised" that this story has come out, adding that "even the interns" knew what was going on with the 62 year-old unfaithful slut. Stephanie Birkitt was not the only one.

"It wasn't a big deal because he wasn't married. And we heard he had a girlfriend (Regina Lasko, whom Letterman married in March 2009), but she never came around, so it just wasn't a big deal."

People on David Letterman's staff "genuinely like him and respect him." It's like they abide by some kind of boy's code. While another close source says that their 15-hour workdays made it difficult to resist sh*tting where you eat. Well it's a good thing that employee's name wasn't printed because he or she must be doing some lie telling and two-timing.

Blaming infidelity on a crazy work schedule is for the weak. Sh*ting where you eat and saying you do so cause you're a slut is for the brave and proud. Seriously, some of our nation's finest, past and present, are our service men and women who cheat about as often as Kevin Federline eats.

The sex tape you never wanted to see might exist. There's rumors hitting the 'net today that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape.

The two supposedly made the tape while on vacation a few years ago and forgot to take the camera with them. An employee at the resort is attempting to sell the tape, but who really wants to pay for that?

In the 15 minute tape, the two get their groove on the boring old folks way, straight missionary style. I'd watch it. I've seen German chicks with pigs, dudes with horses and Asian ladies playing with each other while vomiting in a bathtub. I'm not scared of some Jimmy Kimmel action.

I was under the impression men loved getting their hump on but Spencer Pratt and now Sean Combs have me wondering what the world is coming to.

After getting his rocks off with all sorts of honeys over the years, Diddy is ready to settle down with one lady. He's had his fill of threesomes over the years and didn't even savor the flavor during the menage a trois escapades.

"I guess the things that used to thrill me don't thrill me so much anymore. Intimacy is more important to me than sleeping with hot chicks. I don't even know if I really savored every menage a trois I had. I don't want to do it all over again. Love is something I strongly connect with, but it's not something I've conquered. I really can't sit here pretending to be the premier expert on love."

The sluts that took part in the sex triangles had to be more interested in each other than they were in Diddy. All they wanted was to add him to their list of celebrities they've sexed. Star f*ckers will give up their poon for anyone... Including a hip hop troll.

Although Aubrey O'Day has posed nude in Playboy, she doesn't want us to see a photo of her topless photo from her Peepshow in Las Vegas. Ms.O'Day is upset about the leak because she was called "fat" on gossip blogs.

Aubrey wants us to see her t*ts, she could care less about that, but she's insecure and wants praise. That's why she strips down toward the end of this video to prove that she isn't "fat." Aubrey's a slut who wants us to say she's "hot!" or else she'll strip to prove it! Does Aubrey think she's a skanky feminist hero? Ho, please! The topless pic just gave her another excuse to strip!

Here's the PETA ad starring Pamela Anderson that was supposed to begin playing in select airports.

Pammy Pammy cupcakes isn't happy the ad is being pulled.

"I don’t think it’s that provocative, they showed a couple of bare butts. I am shocked, I thought we were a little more evolved."

It does look like she's ready to blow the dude in the beginning of the ad, but other than that, it's completely stupid. I would ban it just for being so dumb and pointless. PETA, you can get more creative than this, and get a new spokesperson cause Pam is becoming an old hag.

Some hoes just don't know when to keep their suck-hole shut. Case in point, Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers.

In an interview with Detroit, Michigan station WKQI, Kim says there is no chance of a reconciliation with Eminem. Not only is she sickened by seeing him, she also felt the need to speak publicly about Eminem's little Johnson.

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all. He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

It won't be long till Eminem releases a song called 'B*tch My Junk Ain't Small, Your Hole's Just Big' in retaliation for Kim's comments.