Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is privileged, driven and opinionated, which makes many people despise her. I agree with Gwyneth Paltrow that many of her haters are jealous. Gwyneth Paltrow is an Academy Award winner and she's married to Chris Martin of Coldplay.

Beyonce Gets Pregnancy Advice From Gwyenth Paltrow

Most ladies have to subscribe to GOOP to get the special privilege of hearing Gwyneth Paltrow tell them what fancy sh!t they should be buying and how that will somehow make them feel better about their lives. But Beyonce is Beyonce, so she gets special privileges--one on one time with the earth mother herself.

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According to Closer magazine, “Gwyneth has known about this pregnancy for over a month and has been telling Beyonce to drink a shot of wheatgrass each morning and to rub her belly with coconut oil to prevent stretch marks. She's also advised her to meditate for an hour every day and soak her feet in ice water to prevent swelling.”

While Beyonce’s been into hearing Gwyneth’s advice, she’s slightly irritated that the woman who named her firstborn Apple has taken the involvement thing a little too far.

“Beyonce knows Gwyneth is just trying to show how much she cares, but her advice can be a little overwhelming. She's sending packages of herbs and vitamins--but Beyonce wants to do things her own way, what suits her best and not be told what to eat."

You know it’s true. That b!tch loves ordering people around. It’s a good thing she’s doing this to Mrs. Jay-Z, though. It’s impossible out-diva a diva when that diva is a hormonal, pregnant Beyonce. You can bet on Gwyneth's skinny @ss that Bey will eat her bananas and ketchup if she wants to eat her bananas and ketchup.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Talks About Chris Martin?!

Arguably the most hated woman on gossip blogs is Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth's holier than thou comments really disturb and annoy many readers, but I could care less. She does what she wants and says what she wants, which I find refreshing. Even if what she's saying only applies to the elite and the obsessive controlling b!tches out there.

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Gwyneth doesn't attend any events with husband Chris Martin, and they are one of the most private couples in Hollywood. Gwyneth tells Elle magazine  that Chris wants it that way, cause he wants to preserve his singer-songwriter image... that sounds kind of shady to me, but Gwyn doesn't mind it.

Paltrow also said that if "God forbid" she and Chris split, she would still respect him "so much" as the father of her children. Uh oh. I think she's online right now looking for a divorce attorney.

On why she won't ask Chris for music advice: “[He’s] a musical genius. It’s like living with Picasso, and being like, ‘Should I make a little something-something?’”

On why she hides her marriage: “He makes music for his fans, and he doesn’t want people to conjure a lame famous couple when they’re getting into his music. I get it.”

On false rumors of a split: “Sometimes it’s hard being with someone for a long time. We go through periods that aren’t all rosy... You can never be relaxed or smug and think, I’ve got this thing. That’s also part of it—keeping yourself on your toes. I’m not going to take this for granted.”

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Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Jewish Children

Non-Jew Gwyneth Paltrow says that she'll be raising her children Jewish. Gwyneth, 38, said that she was raised in both a Jewish and Christian household. Gwyneth's kids Apple, 7, and Moses, 5, will be raised the same.

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Gwyneth's mother is Christian and her father is Jewish. Gwyn said that being raised Jewish and Christian "was such a nice way to grow up." She then completely contradicted herself, saying, "I don't believe in religion. I believe in spirituality. Religion is the cause of all the problems in the world."

Paltrow talks about this decision on NBC's show Who Do You Think You Are?

A genealogy expert tells her that religion passes through the matriarchal line, which means that she won't be considered a true Jew in religious laws because her mother is a Christian.

"Miss Paltrow may just want to follow traditions "like observing the Sabbath, keeping a kosher home and celebrating holidays," the expert says.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Bikini Photos Disappoint

The woman who recently said "I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can" was spotted with her daughter Apple and son Moses on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy. Gwyneth Paltrow was there with Steven Spielberg's wife and daughter. Steven is actually Gwyneth's godfather.

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Gwyneth's husband, Chris Martin, wasn't there because he's on tour in Scotland with Coldplay.

Chris clearly wasn't missing much. Look at that a*s? I'm not tempted to hit it, and I should be. The only reason why I'm taking it there is because Gwyneth always makes herself sound like the second coming, which I don't particularly have an issue with, but she can't back it up. Gravity has begun to take hold of her booty. In summary, I think she should STFU. Many other older women look much better than Gwyneth (Helen Mirren anyone?) and they don't try to guilt you for not living at the gym or having vegan farts.

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Gwyneth Paltrow to Harper's Bazaar: "People Are So Mean To Me"

Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper's Bazaar UK. In her interview she talks about her haters. Basically, Gwyneth gave bloggers plenty of bait in this feature. I wonder if she knows that?

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On her haters and her advice website GOOP: "Any time you do anything with any degree of sincerity, people make fun of you. That's totally fine. I don't care. I don't read any of it... There were a couple of times when I thought, 'I'm just gonna stop doing it. People are so mean to me. I don't want to do it.' But then I was like, 'Who cares what some lame person out there says?' I was in Italy once, and this old man came up to me and said, 'I had the best time in Nashville because of Goop.' And that is so worth it to me."

On living in the UK: "In England, people are cool. They're really laid back and calm. Beyonce did the school run with me once, and everyone was fine. They also have really good anti-paparazzi rules. If you're driving in a car and they make you feel freaked out, that's against the law. They can't put you in a magazine unless they pixelate the kids' faces. I miss America, but I love living in the UK."

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I've always been a strong supporter of Gwyneth Paltrow. She frequently talks badly about America, but I believe that the reason why people have issues with her is because she's extremely self-aware and confident, which many people aren't, therefore upsetting them. She has also lived a privileged life and she sees life through somewhat of a rose colored lens. Spoiled little rich girl problems aside, the Oscar winner is a wonderful role model. Gwyneth is a strong, talented, opinionated and intelligent woman, not to mention that she's also attractive. People don't like that combination. She also strays from the media and has yet to walk a red carpet with her husband. Because Gwyneth is who she is and she gives no apologies for it, it's just too much for haters to take in.

One of my friends had a wonderful experience when she met Gwyneth, while another blogger says Gwyn is one of the nicest, most down to earth people she has ever been around, on or off of the red carpet. I just think that often times the media picks the wrong targets, then you meet those you think are great or or you talk to industry insiders only to learn that they're actually huge jerks.

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Mickey Rourke Is Into Megan Fox, Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Sucks

And I don't mean it in a sick, nasty way! Mickey was talking about working with actress recently and spoke very highly of Megan Fox. Yeah, he says she's hot, but he almost makes it sound like there's a chance Megan could become a good actress.

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Here's what Mickey had to say after co-starring with Megan Fox in the upcoming flick 'Passion Play'.

"It was a lot of fun. (Fox) was great to work with... I mean, look at her! And it was also great to work with someone who may be beautiful and good-looking but also knows how to do her homework. I think people will have a different perspective of her (after this film). It was great to work with someone like Megan."

I think he only speaks so highly of Megan because he had a bad experience working with Gwyneth Paltrow, who he didn't initially name in his interview with the San Francisco Chronicle, but he did give away her name on Twitter.

Mickey said he worked with an actress who "despite having a reputation as a good actress, s**ts herself when that little red light comes on. She's fooled everyone into thinking she's a lot better than she is. Working with someone like that is a pain in the a**."

See what I mean? Gwyneth's sucky performance apparently made Megan Fox look like an Oscar winner in Mickey's eyes.

We're so used to seeing Megan Fox all dolled up, I thought I would throw you for a loop with the normal looking Megan.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Like Scarlett Johansson, Iron Man 2 Cast Doesn't Like Gwyneth

According to recent reports, Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox aren't the only women who don't like ScarJo, Gwyneth Paltrow hates on her too.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson acted together in "Iron Man 2" and Gwyneth was a snobby little buzzkill.

“Gwyneth is extremely cool at work. She’s just a step above professional, too snobby. Gwyneth is not friendly to anyone, and tends to make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. She wasn’t outright rude to Scarlett, she just didn’t ever speak to her. Gwyneth went out of her way to avoid Scarlett, and they had zero contact, at Gwyneth’s choosing.”

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“Much of the crew didn’t mind hanging out with her husband, Chris, but if Gwyneth ever came around, they scattered! Chris is so chill and relaxed and she is just the opposite.”

ScarJo should be proud that so many women hate on her. That means that she's doing something right! And Gwyneth has always seemed completely unapproachable, but I have nothing against her. I don't mind a snob. Oh sh*t, what does that say about me?

Gwyneth Paltow Cooking Video

Gwyneth Paltrow has posted a video on her website Goop.com, instructing us on how to make her quick roast chicken and potatoes.

Is there anything quick about de-boning a chicken (which she actually butterflied) and peeling potatoes? Did she wash her hands and the cutting board after handling the chicken? Lord help us if she ends up with her own show on the Food Network. I'll stick to KFC and hopefully Gwyn sticks to acting.

Gwyneth Paltrow & The Detox Diet

Gwyneth Paltrow is all cleaned out. She recently completed a detox diet that she says helped her lose some extra pounds. Gwyneth wrote about the diet on her website Goop.com.

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As I write this, I am finishing the amazing three-week-long “Clean” detox program detailed below. Designed by New York cardiologist and detoxification specialist Dr. Alejandro Junger, this program allowed me to work and exercise regularly, something I cannot do if I am on a liquid-only detox.

I feel pure and happy and much lighter (I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious “relax and enjoy life phase” about a month ago).

Did she really need to lose any weight? She looks like she weighs 120 lbs as it is. I could probably produce a BM that's bigger than Gwyneth!

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Blame Gwyneth Paltrow For Scarlett Johanssson's Weightloss?

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Scarlett Johansson's amazing bubes have disappeared thanks to her 14-pound weight loss. ScarJo, a champion of healthy body images for females, has fallen victim to Hollywood's standard of bony ass bitch beauty!

A friend said: “Scarlett has always been happy with her curves, but recently she has been feeling pressure to lose a few pounds. She knows that she is up against tough competition from younger, prettier and increasingly skinner actresses.”

Scarlett previously insisted she loved her fuller figure and felt no pressure to diet. She said: “I don’t need to be skinny to be sexy.”

ScarJo is damn right, she "don't need" to be skinny because she "don't need" to lose her tits!

Scarlett's weight loss is due to eating a strict diet by Gwyneth Paltrow. She also began working out with her Iron Man 2 co-star in preparation for the movie. Sigh. She looks like a bobble head. The weight on her body is gone but her head remains massive. Not a good look.