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According to recent reports, Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox aren't the only women who don't like ScarJo, Gwyneth Paltrow hates on her too.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson acted together in "Iron Man 2" and Gwyneth was a snobby little buzzkill.

“Gwyneth is extremely cool at work. She’s just a step above professional, too snobby. Gwyneth is not friendly to anyone, and tends to make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. She wasn’t outright rude to Scarlett, she just didn’t ever speak to her. Gwyneth went out of her way to avoid Scarlett, and they had zero contact, at Gwyneth’s choosing.”

“Much of the crew didn’t mind hanging out with her husband, Chris, but if Gwyneth ever came around, they scattered! Chris is so chill and relaxed and she is just the opposite.”

ScarJo should be proud that so many women hate on her. That means that she's doing something right! And Gwyneth has always seemed completely unapproachable, but I have nothing against her. I don't mind a snob. Oh sh*t, what does that say about me?

Gwyneth Paltrow has posted a video on her website Goop.com, instructing us on how to make her quick roast chicken and potatoes.

Is there anything quick about de-boning a chicken (which she actually butterflied) and peeling potatoes? Did she wash her hands and the cutting board after handling the chicken? Lord help us if she ends up with her own show on the Food Network. I'll stick to KFC and hopefully Gwyn sticks to acting.

Gwyneth Paltrow is all cleaned out. She recently completed a detox diet that she says helped her lose some extra pounds. Gwyneth wrote about the diet on her website Goop.com.

As I write this, I am finishing the amazing three-week-long “Clean” detox program detailed below. Designed by New York cardiologist and detoxification specialist Dr. Alejandro Junger, this program allowed me to work and exercise regularly, something I cannot do if I am on a liquid-only detox.

I feel pure and happy and much lighter (I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious “relax and enjoy life phase” about a month ago).

Did she really need to lose any weight? She looks like she weighs 120 lbs as it is. I could probably produce a BM that's bigger than Gwyneth!

Scarlett Johansson's amazing bubes have disappeared thanks to her 14-pound weight loss. ScarJo, a champion of healthy body images for females, has fallen victim to Hollywood's standard of bony ass bitch beauty!

A friend said: “Scarlett has always been happy with her curves, but recently she has been feeling pressure to lose a few pounds. She knows that she is up against tough competition from younger, prettier and increasingly skinner actresses.”

Scarlett previously insisted she loved her fuller figure and felt no pressure to diet. She said: “I don’t need to be skinny to be sexy.”

ScarJo is damn right, she "don't need" to be skinny because she "don't need" to lose her tits!

Scarlett's weight loss is due to eating a strict diet by Gwyneth Paltrow. She also began working out with her Iron Man 2 co-star in preparation for the movie. Sigh. She looks like a bobble head. The weight on her body is gone but her head remains massive. Not a good look.

Whenever I think about Gwyneth Paltrow I always feel annoyed. She's always whining! This time she was bitching about Courtney Love to Elle UK.

"We were in an elevator and she was really horrible to me. And I was the biggest Hole fan of all time. I was devastated. Then she went on a drug spiral,"

I'm pretty sure Courtney Love is horrible to most people, especially to vapid bitches like Gwyneth! Apparently they are cool now.

"When she got sober, she contacted me and was like, ‘I feel like I missed an opportunity with you.' Then we just started texting and talking and now when she's here (in the U.K.) she comes round. When we're in L.A. we have dinner."

Probably because she found out that Gwyneth is BFFs with Madonna. I think Courtney's goal in life is to either be friends with Madonna or actually be Madonna.

Uh, I don't think he was being friendly, and if he was, he probably at least got a hand job outta his offer.

Okay, so some ho I've never heard of, Alesha Dixon, 30, who looks SO much like Ciara I first thought it was her, was recently voted as the woman with the best legs in Britain. She is also the Strictly Come Dancing winner.

While Chris Martin's wifey Gwyneth Paltrow is out peddling her new fitness DVD and chain of gyms, Chris performed at the NRJ music awards last week where he met up with Alesha and offered to take her home!

‘We didn't know Chris and Alesha were friends but they were getting along famously, so much so that Chris offered her a ride home on his private jet.'

There have been rumors that Gwen and Chris are on the rocks. This definitely doesn't help! Sexing on a plane is the ultimate betrayal. High altitude fucks are unacceptable and just way too sneaky.

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Gwyneth posted the following message on her new lifestyle website, GOOP:

"My life is good because I am not passive about it .I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and nice.

"Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great."

I love Gwyneth Paltrow. I think people call her a snob because her confidence is unsettling. People talk shit and she doesn't care. She's so down to earth and well grounded; and I've heard she's sweet and looks great without wearing any makeup from someone who met her in person.

Luv this bitch! :) Great advice.

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Gwyneth Paltrow reveals in the May issue of Vogue that she battled post-partum depression after welcoming her second child, son Moses, in 2006."I didn't know I had it until after it was over," the actress, 35, says. "I just didn't know what was wrong with me."

She suspects her depression stemmed from scaling back on her usual pre-baby treatments like acupuncture.

"I felt really out of my body," Paltrow says after giving birth. "I felt really disconnected. I felt really down ... I felt pessimistic."

Paltrow also scaled her career back to focus on mommyhood. (Daughter Apple turns 4 in May; son Moses is 2.)

The actress �" who returns to the big screen in May's Iron Man �" has found her comfort level tackling both, her mother Blythe Danner recently told Usmagazine.com.

"She didn't set out to be a movie star �" she set out to be a wonderful actress," Danner said.

"But motherhood is very important to her, as it was to me, and I think she's finding balance."

Gwyneth Paltrow and Elizabeth Hurley hit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation's Hottest Pink Party Ever in NYC on Tuesday.

It looks to me like Elizabeth is telling Gwyneth 'I could totally dutch oven you with my dress!'. If you've never heard of it, a dutch oven is when you and your loved one or a pal are sharing a blanket and when you fart, you put the blanket over their head so they have to suffer the consequences. It's best used in bed when the other person is sleeping, so try it out some time!

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Gwyneth is always shielding his face, but looks like the paps caught her off guard.

Moses sure is cute! I dunno who he looks like. I think he's a mix of Gwyneth and Coldplay's Chris Martin. I really hope her kids scored some good creative genes. An actress and a musician for parents? Now that's a good mix!