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Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are talking to the media about their alleged breakup, but they're going to be spending Thanksgiving together.

Jon Gosselin will not be spending the holiday with Kate Gosselin or their eight children because that wasn't in his plans. Jon told Entertainment Tonight,

"I still plan on going to [Hailey's family's] house on Thanksgiving. I made a promise to her family I would go to her house." And that's all, folks. I have nothing else to say other than I'd like to shove a turkey leg down Jonny's throat.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are going to keep playing the media like a fiddle as long as they're making some money off of their interviews, but they're taking it to a new level. Hailey did an interview last week claiming Jon is emotionally abusive to her, but it was Jon who wanted her to do the interview.

Jon Gosselin is taking the whole 'bad press is good press' too far just to make a paycheck. For some folks bad press does work, but not when you have eight kids who will read all of these ridiculous stories down the road.  

"They agreed to have her go on and make the abuse allegations! Jon doesn't have much money left and he is not currently searching for a real job. Jon still seeks money through his fame and notoriety."

Even though they claim to be splitting up, they will get back together just to keep the media going. In an interview that airs on Entertainment Tonight this evening, the two talk about their decision to separate, which later turns into a huge blowup, and Jon storms off the set. Now is our chance to see how well their acting ability really is.

Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

Maybe Jon Gosselin will be spared of a few more haters, cause he dumped Hailey Glassman before the two could reproduce. Thank you, Jonny!

It was just days earlier when Hailey Glassman, 22, appeared on The Insider, crying about Jon emotionally abusing her. Next thing ya know, Jonny cuts her loose.

Jon was reportedly instructed to get rid of Hailey via his new spiritual counselor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

If Jon is ready to get a new chick, there's always plenty of available sluts at the 18+ clubs. Sh*t, if he throws on one of his Ed Hardy shirts, he'll fit in with the crowd more than he thinks he would.

It's Friday, all, and I know that the one thing you're missing in your life, before heading out for your Halloween weekend, is a Jon & Kate Plus 8 story. Forget the one I just posted, this is the one that will make your life complete.

Jon Gosselin has responded to Hailey Glassman's accusations that he's emotionally abusive to her. The father of eight says that his 22-year-old rebound "has paid a significant price" to live under the media's microscope. He also said that Hailey has "selflessly" endured the pressures of being "under the media glare."

Jon said,

"I am grateful for her emotional support and I regret any pain that my actions have caused her. I am committed to making things right with Hailey as well as Kate and especially my children. I ask you to please give me the opportunity to prove myself."

I'm surprised they're still together since Jonny pulled the plug on Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's sad that Jon actually believes his f*ckship with Hailey is going to last much longer.

Jon Gosselin's 22 year-old girlfriend Hailey was on The Insider last night trying to get some sympathy votes. Hailey Glassman was complaining about how she can't have friends and live her life like a normal 22-year-old. Life doesn't feel very normal for her when she's out in public and grandmas in wheelchairs are calling her "home wrecker." You know the hecklers are probably grandmas and grandpas. Besides those under 50 and incarcerated, who mostly comprises TLC's demographic?

Hailey does a good job of making Jon sound even worse than he's perceived. I hope The Insider paid her some good money to shame her man like this, cause you can just tell that she's a low-budget b*tch. The holidays are upon us and we could all use a bonus. The only one Hailey's probably crying to now is Jonny while begging for forgiveness.

Hailey Glassman has already s tarted enough trouble with the Jon and Kate Gosselin drama, but she wants to let us know how Jon really is. First thing that comes to my mind is he's a d*ck, which is my own opinion, and Hailey's doesn't seem much nicer than mine.

In an interview which will begin airing tomorrow on The Insider, Hailey gives us the goods on how she is treated (like sh*t) by people who don't know her. She says people judge her and call her a home wrecker and a fat whore. Hmmm, I wonder why people would call her such things?

She also said she's "emotionally abused" by Jon who has "mantrums", and will call and take his anger out on her. Jon Gosselin also seems to have a problem with lying which I would bet Kate figured out a long time ago.

"Sometimes he has trouble with the truth and he will dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him."

She's got Jon wrapped around her p*ssy hair if he doesn't mind her going on a show and talking about what a lying angry fool he is. Since his split with Kate, he's starting to grow his balls back and is full of testosterone overload. Just because you had a vag when you were married and took emotional abuse from Kate, doesn't make it right to do it to someone else.

Hailey Glassman is using and abusing Jon Gosselin. Woo Hoo! I have to cheer considering he's jumping from female to female to abuse their naughty spots with his peen.

Sources say Hailey is sticking with Jon to try and use his star power to score some free swag for herself. Even after the bomb dropped last week that Jon slept with nanny Stephanie Santoro, Hailey has stuck by him so she can keep milking the Jon Gosselin cow.

"Hailey thinks her fame should get her the same kind of things that Jon's fame does. She has given people the task of making calls to companies for things like clothes. Even though she is never photographed, she seems to think that she is famous and deserving of the free stuff, just like Jon. She recently had a pal call a health food delivery service that she wanted to get for free, too."

Some companies are staying away from the gold digger cause she's nobody they want to have seen wearing or using their products.

"It is ridiculous to think that she deserves swag, when she isn't photographed publicly and if she is, it is amid major scandal. Companies that gift to celebrities want positive people attached to their products and their story is not positive."

Oh no, Jon is going to have his heart broken by his true love of his life when he hears about this. I say hear about it, cause I'm sure he doesn't see it happening right under his nose. He needs to lay off the hoes and focus on his kids for a while.

The easiest way to prove that you're with someone is to have some tongue down throat action in public.

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman sucked each other's faces for the paparazzi on Friday, dispelling rumors that Hailey dumped her favorite balding baby daddy.

Since Jon and Hailey have managed to last this long, these two deserve a name (like Brangelina). For now I think I'll go with Jonley. Their names are hard to work with. The other name I came up with was Jonhail. Sucks, I know. If you think of something, lemme know.

Jon Gosselin's 22 year-old pot smoking "soulmate," Hailey Glassman, has dumped him. The two had a 4-month f*ckship that came to a screeching halt because of Jon's womanizing ways.

In Touch says that trouble began since July, when tabloid reporter Kate Major said she had a relationship with Jon Gosselin. Jon said that he and Kate were "just friends," but Hailey remained skeptical.

And when it comes to cheating, Jon just doesn't know how to do it correctly! He would leave his New York crib in one set of clothes and appear in another. When Hailey would ask him about it, he'd tell her that he had spilled a drink on himself!

Jizz hit the fan when Jon came back from Las Vegas. "When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details. He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn’t bother to delete any of it from his phone.”

This is devastating. I thought these two were going to last another month! Well at least now we can all grant Hailey her wish: "Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back!" Done and done!