Hailey Glassman can't keep her fly trap shut whenever Jon Gosselin's name is in the media, so of course the Ed Hardy wearing tramp is flapping her gums about Jon's Twitter post yesterday where he apologized for the f*ck ups he made in 2009, made it clear he wants his kids off of TV, and claims he's looking for a job but can't get hired.

Jon posted on Twitter: "I am acutely aware of the mistakes I made in 2009 and I am ashamed of the choices I made. I have apologized to Kate, my family, and to my friends . Through counseling I have learned to own my actions. My goal is to move forward in a positive direction."

Hailey Glassman says Jon's full of crap and says he was such a liar in the past, that his own life coach told her to accept his lying and get used to it. Sorta like he probably told her he had a huge wang in his pants, and what she saw, and posted on Twitter earlier this year was more like a deformed thumb. Ha!

"Jon Gosselin, oh Jon G, when are you going to learn, if you truly care STOP GOING TO THE MEDIA oh excuse me even worse VIA TWITTER about your family! All I have to say about him is SAME OLD JON.

"He always uses his children as a negotiation tactic and to get sympathy from the public. He truly should get real help and not his 'life coach' who I know due to he had her when we were together. She even called my family and spoke to my parents about Jon to tell us to 'accept his lying and not get mad at him for it because he will then never tell the truth.'

Alright. So Hailey Glassman posted a picture of "Jon Gosselin's penis" on her Twitter page and the picture she posted was anything but a penis. It was like a deformed looking big toe. It was that small.

I admire any woman for having anything to do with Jon Gosselin's penis because the alleged picture has scared me for life.

Playgirl wants to capitalize on all of the Jon Gosselin penis talk, and the adult publication has made Johnny and his Johnny an offer. Heh. "Johnny" means condom in British, btw. Luv it.

Life & Style is reporting that Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio has gone on record about what Playgirl is willing to pay Kate Gosselin's womanizing ex-husband. “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed]. Honestly, It’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”

Does Playgirl really want to lose that many subscribers? I'm telling you, the alleged pic of Jon's peen is bad. Hailey has removed it from her twitpic account and I can't find it anywhere online, which is probably a good thing. Y'all have been spared.

Washed up fame whore Hailey Glassman is making sure her name is in the news yet again. This time she's claiming that Jon Gosselin pushed her against a wall in their Manhattan apartment.

This must be what led up to her storming into the apartment and f*cking it up like a tornado went through it. Hailey claims Jon Gosselin pushed her against a wall in their apartment and "verbally abused" her after seeing a photo of her kissing Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman. A source said "that picture started the whole thing, a picture of her kissing another man." That's when you snatch her key to the apartment and tell her to get the hell out, instead of pushing her around.

Jon's snake oil salesman lawyer Mark Heller is calling bullsh*t on Hailey's story and claims Jon would never be physically abusive. "Jon is a lover, not a fighter. He's been rumored to steal a kiss here and there, but he has never been accused of landing a sucker punch."

If he's going around sticking his tongue down random b*tches throats, he's the one who should be thrown against a wall! Nah, keep the violence out of it, and instead take a picture of his tiny wang and post it on the Internet. That's way more damaging than a black eye!

Hailey Glassman's attorney admits that Hailey did take a TV "and other items" from Jon Gosselin's apartment. 

Hailey's lawyer Stephanie Ovadia says that Hailey did not ransack the place. Security footage shows that Hailey removed some items, but Stephanie says Hailey did nothing wrong. “We're not denying Hailey took the TV. We are not denying she took her belonging out of the apartment... There will be security video showing her carrying items out of the apartment.”

And as far as the letter that claims Jon's a "cheater" and was speared onto his dresser with a butcher knife goes? Stephanie said she doesn't "know anything" about it and she doesn't "have a copy of a letter." Great excuse!

If Hailey Glassman actually vandalized Jon Gosselin's apartment with a butcher knife and left a note with her name on it, that means these two are meant to be together forever. They are working with the same amount of smarts and they'll "get each other. They just better not reproduce.

The NYPD has questioned Hailey, but no charges have been filed yet.

Jon's lawyer said the NYPD fingerprinted the scene -- but Hailey used to live in the apartment with Jon, so her prints are gonna to be all over the place.

Meanwhile Jonny's attorney says that the security camera footage will prove that Hailey is responsible. Based on the picture above and this shot, I totally think she did it.

Jon Gosselin's hater is dedicated. Christmas day just provides motivation to ruin someone else's property, in the spirit of vengeance.

Jonny came home and found his Manhattan apartment in a state of chaos. Jon's "shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings" had been slashed by a "sick perpetrator." Jon's TV, Nintendo Wii game, CD player and coffee maker are among the list of stolen goods. A Ming vase, which was over 100 years old, was also "smashed to pieces."

A note attached to a butcher knife was found "speared" onto Jon's bedroom dresser. Hailey Glassman's name was signed at the bottom of the note -- but that doesn't mean she had anything to do with it. The note also said that Jon is a "cheater."

Hailey Glassman is a public figure and she's not dumb enough to attach her name to some "somebody arrest me, please!" note. I say this properly executed revenge is the work of mastermind Kate Gosselin who called up her very own "Pookie" to handle business. TLC also hates Jon and TLC and Kate are like totes BFFLs, right? TLC and Kate be gangsta. Straight up.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are talking to the media about their alleged breakup, but they're going to be spending Thanksgiving together.

Jon Gosselin will not be spending the holiday with Kate Gosselin or their eight children because that wasn't in his plans. Jon told Entertainment Tonight,

"I still plan on going to [Hailey's family's] house on Thanksgiving. I made a promise to her family I would go to her house." And that's all, folks. I have nothing else to say other than I'd like to shove a turkey leg down Jonny's throat.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are going to keep playing the media like a fiddle as long as they're making some money off of their interviews, but they're taking it to a new level. Hailey did an interview last week claiming Jon is emotionally abusive to her, but it was Jon who wanted her to do the interview.

Jon Gosselin is taking the whole 'bad press is good press' too far just to make a paycheck. For some folks bad press does work, but not when you have eight kids who will read all of these ridiculous stories down the road.  

"They agreed to have her go on and make the abuse allegations! Jon doesn't have much money left and he is not currently searching for a real job. Jon still seeks money through his fame and notoriety."

Even though they claim to be splitting up, they will get back together just to keep the media going. In an interview that airs on Entertainment Tonight this evening, the two talk about their decision to separate, which later turns into a huge blowup, and Jon storms off the set. Now is our chance to see how well their acting ability really is.

Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

Maybe Jon Gosselin will be spared of a few more haters, cause he dumped Hailey Glassman before the two could reproduce. Thank you, Jonny!

It was just days earlier when Hailey Glassman, 22, appeared on The Insider, crying about Jon emotionally abusing her. Next thing ya know, Jonny cuts her loose.

Jon was reportedly instructed to get rid of Hailey via his new spiritual counselor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

If Jon is ready to get a new chick, there's always plenty of available sluts at the 18+ clubs. Sh*t, if he throws on one of his Ed Hardy shirts, he'll fit in with the crowd more than he thinks he would.